Missing Girl Scout Cookies Leads To Beat Down February 22, 2011
Naples, FL -- Hersha Howard was arrested on assault charges early Sunday morning after reportedly beating another woman's ass over a box of Girl Scout cookies. But these weren't just any Girl Scout cookies... we're talking Thin Mints!
Police say Howard entered her roommate's bedroom that morning and accused the sleeping woman of eating her cookies. The victim denied it, claiming she fed the cookies to Howard's kids who were up, and hungry, at 1 a.m. She then reportedly offered to pay Howard $10 for the cookies. Apparently in no mood to haggle, Howard refused the cash and got busy with the bitch slappin'.
As the two struggled, the victim's husband managed to pry Howard off his wife, allowing the alleged cookie thief to escape the bedroom. Armed with a pair of scissors, police say Howard chased after the woman, following her down the stairs in a "threatening manner." She soon traded the scissors for a board and commenced to beating the woman with it.
The fight spilled into the kitchen, where the victim's husband intervened once again. After the two women were separated, the victim fled the house. Howard, still full of piss and vinegar, followed. She got her hands on some sort of sign and the beat down continued. Hell hath no fury like a woman deprived of her snacks...
Howard, 31, was booked into the Collier County Jail on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
