Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19441 Registered: Jun-06 | Ok. Short and sweet as possible. I sell knives on the side. Have so for years. It kinda took a backseat the past year. I recently had a surge and want to dive back in. What I need is a catchy name for my knife business. I want business cards made up and eventually my own website down the road. For now they have been selling on Craigslist and word of mouth. I want to step it up a notch. Throw some business name suggestions at me and if I decide to use it I'll send you some knives for free. Names like "The Cutting Edge" or "Sharper Image" have been done. I want something new and interesting. Throw them at me. FYI I sell tacticle folders, bowies, swords, pen knives and wildlife sets. I was selling them dirt cheap to get out of the business but decided to take it head on at a more professional level. Hey thanks. |
Gold Member Username: Livin_loudCOD4 Addict Post Number: 2827 Registered: Jan-06 | cut u inc. lol. blade man idk Paul i'll try to think of something worthy, but it may take me a few haha |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19443 Registered: Jun-06 | Lol. |
Gold Member Username: Andrew571Stillwater/Edmond, Oklahoma USA Post Number: 2170 Registered: Oct-05 | Knive Thrive (grammatically incorrect maybe) The Slit (inappropriate maybe) The Gash (kinda graphic) The Ninja Store (lol) Cutting Persuasion/ Sharp Persuasion / Edged Persuasion (maybe too violent) Shop Serrated (sounds like an ebay name) |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 4991 Registered: Dec-06 | Knife Island Blade Mart Get Sharp Razor's Edge Stainless Steals Cutlery Depot Survival City Laceration Nation Shank Shop Blade Trader |
Gold Member Username: Nd4spd18Philadelphia, PA Post Number: 9306 Registered: Jul-06 | Hey paul, I've been looking for an automatic switchblade type knife for quite some time now but have yet to find one at a good price..... got anything like that? PM me if you do pls. And before someone tells me yeah I know their illegal thats why I said PM |
Gold Member Username: PitbullguyThe Chicago area Post Number: 3627 Registered: Oct-06 | Chop Shop Cut Crew Cutting Crew The Cutting Corner Casual Cutters Bust-A-Cut Cut the Hell Up! The Knife Nitch Knife Life Blade Barn Blade Bonanza |
Silver Member Username: StryvnWisconsin Post Number: 971 Registered: Dec-06 | OJ's Knife-A-Torium When you can't afford the 3 day wait! You could run specials. Buy a knife and get a pair of 1 size too small gloves free. Or mention this ad and a racial slur for 15% off. Buy a knife get a Bronco half off. Get a free Nicole Simpson Pez dipsenser with every knife. You get the idea. |
Gold Member Username: Van_manBoston South, MA Post Number: 4493 Registered: Mar-06 | Stryvn stabbing knives. Survival Hut. Kentucky Kitchen Knives. International Razorknife Association. Quality Cutting Cutlary Knife Arts dont smell. |
Gold Member Username: BernymacPhnom PenhCambodia Post Number: 4531 Registered: Sep-04 | You need knives I have knives YouCutYouBuy Iloveknives knifegenius knifeguru knifeorus |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19446 Registered: Jun-06 | "Laceration Nation and Shank Shop " Yeah nothing illegal M.S. I don't sell weapons. Only tacticle/collectible sporting knives. That's funny stryvn lol! "Stainless Steals" Brad that's the best one so far. All my knives have stainless steel blades and they are at a steal of a price. MoreMoreMoreMoreMore!! |
Platinum Member Username: Rovin1 15 = 149.5 DBsTrinidad & T... Post Number: 14585 Registered: Jul-05 | how about paul the knife man .... |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19453 Registered: Jun-06 | Would work here and here only though lol. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19454 Registered: Jun-06 | These are SOME of the kinds of pocket knives I have available. All priced exceptionally low each. I will soon have an inventory back over 1000 knives. Much more to follow if business does well. |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 4993 Registered: Dec-06 | Ok well lemme know who wins cuz there are a couple people I need to stab. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19456 Registered: Jun-06 | K. |
Gold Member Username: PitbullguyThe Chicago area Post Number: 3628 Registered: Oct-06 | Desperate Houseknives |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19458 Registered: Jun-06 | Ooooo.....lol. |
Gold Member Username: Freezeman_7FOR SALE, BNIB RD AUDI... USA Post Number: 2415 Registered: May-06 | Nife Nook. (spelling is of course wrong) a few obvious ones. The Knife Life of a Knife by Paul lol |
Platinum Member Username: Nyyfan13Http://lowdo... Join My User... Post Number: 10928 Registered: Jul-06 | "Ok well lemme know who wins cuz there are a couple people I need to stab." I hope its Jules. Co-knife-ing Knives Take off on the word conniving iKnife Take off on Apple lol Retaliation Corner About all I got and its not much lol |
Gold Member Username: JtownTexas Post Number: 3379 Registered: Mar-07 | do you have any locking blade knives? for instance, something to keep a spring-loaded knife from opening if it were dropped. Tactical and Collectible Steals Sporting Steals Decker's Tactical Tools Credit to Brad on the "Steal" idea. |
Gold Member Username: JtownTexas Post Number: 3380 Registered: Mar-07 | Short and Sweet Shanks? |
Gold Member Username: Livin_loudCOD4 Addict Post Number: 2829 Registered: Jan-06 | a cut/slice above that's all i came up with that can compare to the above haha. i'll post again if i think of more... a lot of them sound like hair salons, including mine lol |
Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesAndrew Capps, NC US Post Number: 3047 Registered: Mar-06 | Mr. Talley Whacker Me and my buddy saw this on QVC on night/morning and I had to snag a pic. Apparently it sells.... Haha |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19462 Registered: Jun-06 | Andrew they indeed sell. Thieves, I have no spring assisted knives anyway. Stainless steals is looking pretty good about now. |
Gold Member Username: JtownTexas Post Number: 3381 Registered: Mar-07 | Regardless, could you get a closer pic of the black knife, fourth from the left, in the first pic please? |
Gold Member Username: Van_manBoston South, MA Post Number: 4494 Registered: Mar-06 | well, Some great names thrown out. Personaly, I would pick a name that would be easy to find when searching. When I'm looking for something i just type in what i want and go from there. Like "knife investment collecter" or other key first words. Good luck. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19468 Registered: Jun-06 | Thanks Marc. Thieves that's actually a blue/black knife. Because of the lighting it looks black in the pic. I sell this knife for $3. Because shipping is $4.95 for a small flat rate envelope it would only make sense to buy several and throw them in the same envelope. At least that's what I tell my customers who need it shipped. Sometimes I wind up selling and shipping only one knife. Those sales suck. Sometimes I ship 20 at a time. That's the trade off and something you just have to get used to. So far the most I sold in one shot was 115 to a fire chief. He was like a kid in a candy store lol. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19469 Registered: Jun-06 | My latest shipment coming to me is in two boxes totaling 73 lbs. |
Gold Member Username: LolPost Number: 1250 Registered: Sep-06 | When a Gun Makes Too Much Noise We Have The Silent Knife "Silent Knives" |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 4996 Registered: Dec-06 | |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19470 Registered: Jun-06 | Nice. I have to check around for a good place to purchase the domain name. I need a good one that will help with building it. I know about Godaddy but also hear Yahoo has a decent one. I just don't want to get stranded after agreeing to two years and no help building the site. Then there's the Visa/MC setup. All with fees. Then after that I can design a site logo and get some business cards made. Lots of work yet. They make it sound so easy. |
Gold Member Username: JakeyplaysbassSt. Louis, MO / ASU Post Number: 3515 Registered: Jul-05 | Prison Shanks R US. "Laceration Nation" - I actually "lol'd" Do you have kitchen knives? I could use a set at school... LMK. |
Gold Member Username: JoebruceTC Sounds/DLS Post Number: 2521 Registered: May-04 | Sir Chop-A-Lots Cuts R Us Stab-orama Paul Mart Serial Killers Super Store Shanks |
Gold Member Username: JoebruceTC Sounds/DLS Post Number: 2522 Registered: May-04 | Custom Cuts |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19473 Registered: Jun-06 | Good ones lol. I actually do have a budget kitchen set Jake. Several really. Even a 10pc stainless steel steak knife set. Problem is shipping it would be more than what I charge for it. |
Gold Member Username: SouthernrebelMonroe, Louisiana Team Audible... Post Number: 7185 Registered: Mar-04 | J-Mart shop smart, shop j-mart. |
Gold Member Username: Kpa2727Old Bridge, NJ USA ! Post Number: 1560 Registered: May-07 | Excaliber Blades "sliceing the cost off blades" Economical blades, "More Affordable Then Gas" Edge Of Perfection, "Perfection dosen't have to be expensive" The Bleeding edge "taking a cut out of competition" |
Gold Member Username: SouthernrebelMonroe, Louisiana Team Audible... Post Number: 7187 Registered: Mar-04 | Stitches "Oh hell, honey where's the first aid kit again?" |
Gold Member Username: PitbullguyThe Chicago area Post Number: 3632 Registered: Oct-06 | "J-Mart shop smart, shop j-mart." That's an Army of Darkness ripoff. It's a Wonderful Knife |
Gold Member Username: JtownTexas Post Number: 3385 Registered: Mar-07 | that's a really good looking knife, I might need to get a few more knives from you. including that one. |
Gold Member Username: JtownTexas Post Number: 3387 Registered: Mar-07 | anymore knives similar to that one? I really really like the look of it |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19490 Registered: Jun-06 | I have MANY like that one. I'm at work right now so I'm going to have to take more pics later. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19492 Registered: Jun-06 | Ok Thieves. I hope you appreciate the time. Sorry if some pics are blurry. Flash was off. Again these are only a few of what I have. I'm NOT taking pics of every knife and posting it here lol. That would take.....awhile. My next shipment arrives Friday. All sorts of goodies in that order. Again no knife over $3 for anyone here. Plus shipping of course. |
Silver Member Username: WickedbassNashville, Tn Post Number: 247 Registered: Jan-08 | Damn...thats a metric @ss ton of knives. Wish I wasn't broke right now, I see several that I like. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19497 Registered: Jun-06 | Wait for it. There will be more. Paul's going apesh1t. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19498 Registered: Jun-06 | And what do you mean you're broke? Everyone has $3. |
Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesAndrew Capps, NC US Post Number: 3055 Registered: Mar-06 | Once I see pics of the new ones Ill get a few from you... Do you still have the Wii Fits? |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19500 Registered: Jun-06 | Wii fits sold out b4 Xmas. I'll get pics of the new chit when it gets here. Looking forward to the the camo folders myself. |
Gold Member Username: JoebruceTC Sounds/DLS Post Number: 2529 Registered: May-04 | I really like the third one down. How much for it? So when is this contest over? Any favorites besides Brads suggestion? |
Silver Member Username: WickedbassNashville, Tn Post Number: 249 Registered: Jan-08 | Haha Paul, yeah I do have $3, I actually have about $7 to my name (plus whatever is in the ashtray) so for the next few days everything I buy is goind to be food. Food>Knife. Being broke is no biggie though, I am a MASTER of the fine art of Ballin' on a Budget! Problem is tuition is due on the 7th.... Aww sh!t. |
Gold Member Username: JtownTexas Post Number: 3393 Registered: Mar-07 | I'm with Capps, and i definitely appreciate the time you put in!!! |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19507 Registered: Jun-06 | Shipment due on the 2nd. More pics then. Don't worry guys. They're selling but not THAT fast. They'll be here when you're ready. |
Gold Member Username: JoebruceTC Sounds/DLS Post Number: 2534 Registered: May-04 | You didnt answer any of my questions Paul |
Gold Member Username: Big_edge_headMilwaukee, WI Post Number: 3217 Registered: Mar-07 | Calm down Twiz! |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19519 Registered: Jun-06 | Lol Twiz. Sorry. Like I said for you guys these are $3 each plus shipping. Smaller pen knives are cheaper. My bowies go for $10 each which there are no pics here because shipping is a tad extreme. They sell locally anyway. If anyone buys one pocket knife it only makes sense to buy a few more to save on the shipping. Yeah it looks like Brad's "Stainless Steals" will be it. I need to faart around and come up with a logo now. Something to have printed on business cards. |
Gold Member Username: PitbullguyThe Chicago area Post Number: 3637 Registered: Oct-06 | I'd like half a dozen of your finest knives please. You pick them. Just a good variety for a gift for someone who does tons of housework/yardwork/home-repairs etc. What methods of payment do you accept? Thanks. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19521 Registered: Jun-06 | Pit, don't you want to wait until I get my new shipment in tomorrow? Some good stuff coming that I'll be taking pics of. As far as payment Paypal is fine. So is MO as long as ppl don't mind waiting for it to clear b4 it ships. Same with personal checks. Let me borrow your eyes guys. I spent a few minutes with paint and stole a few pics from the net and quickly came up with a few logos. Tell me what you think. Something to put on a business card. What font would look best with what wolf pic? What should I add? Remove? I wanted it simple without clutter. I also chose the wolf because it's been my favorite animal since....birth and I do have a nice little assortment of wildlife knives. I thought it would be a good symbol. Is it way off base? Any suggestions? |
Silver Member Username: WickedbassNashville, Tn Post Number: 259 Registered: Jan-08 | I like this one the best. In my opinion I think thats the best lookin font for the name. But that bottom left corner looks a little bare. |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 5021 Registered: Dec-06 | |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19522 Registered: Jun-06 | Man got skills. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19523 Registered: Jun-06 | You give me ideas. I love the back drop. Makes me wanna try harder. |
Gold Member Username: PitbullguyThe Chicago area Post Number: 3638 Registered: Oct-06 | "Pit, don't you want to wait until I get my new shipment in tomorrow? " Yes sir. What's up with the wolf theme? |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19524 Registered: Jun-06 | Been my favorite animal forever. Plus it brings the outdoors feel to the business. My main target customer is hunters/fishermen and such. I'm definitely revamping my design. Thanks Brad. |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 5022 Registered: Dec-06 | You need this program to do anything like I did: http://rapidshare.com/files/11777982/Visual_Business_Cards_v.4.14.rar And it was hardly a final design... I just threw something together that would show you what is possible using some imagination and the correct tools. |
Silver Member Username: WickedbassNashville, Tn Post Number: 260 Registered: Jan-08 | ^^^Looks great Brad. My first job was at a print shop where we made business cards and letter head. I would hate to takle printing that one lol. There are several different colors there that would have to be laid down on about 6-8 different screens. Anyway, looks really good. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19525 Registered: Jun-06 | Well it doesn't open for me. Says it's a "rar" file? Then Rapidshare tells me I have to wait to try it again. Thanks for the ideas though. |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 5024 Registered: Dec-06 | |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19526 Registered: Jun-06 | Lol. What? |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 5026 Registered: Dec-06 | You don't know what a .rar is or how to open one? It is what replaced the .zip as a way of compressing files and gathering folders into one neat package. It is used by a very high percentage of the internet. http://rapidshare.com/files/110504402/WinRAR_3.71_With_Keygen_CORE._.zip |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19527 Registered: Jun-06 | I've seen it but never knew it was a compression program/format. My pc didn't have the ability to decompress it. Winzip didn't recognize it so I was in left field. I'll try that.^^^ Yeah. I just had a blond moment, bear with me. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19528 Registered: Jun-06 | LOLOL. Now the program tells me it can't be installed on Windows Vista or later! Wow do I hate Microsuck!! |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19530 Registered: Jun-06 | Thank you Brad for all that you have done. Right or wrong I went ahead and ordered 2000 business cards and some tee shirts on this design. It's a popular wolf shot and one I always liked. You need to pm me your addy again so I can send you some knives for the name. It really worked for me and you are a wealth of a resource my friend. |
Gold Member Username: Big_edge_headMilwaukee, WI Post Number: 3223 Registered: Mar-07 | That looks awesome, Paul. I like it. |
Silver Member Username: WickedbassNashville, Tn Post Number: 262 Registered: Jan-08 | Thats gonna be a sweet lookin' business card. |
Gold Member Username: AdddisorderPalm Beach, Florida Post Number: 6419 Registered: Jan-06 | cool paul, good luck. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19534 Registered: Jun-06 | Mat!!! Where the hell have you been??!! |
Gold Member Username: JtownTexas Post Number: 3399 Registered: Mar-07 | great job paul, that is a great looking business card. |
Gold Member Username: AdddisorderPalm Beach, Florida Post Number: 6420 Registered: Jan-06 | iv been pretty busy working and spending time with the girlfriend and stuff. plus my wireless internet has been kinda fucked up. |
Gold Member Username: PitbullguyThe Chicago area Post Number: 3640 Registered: Oct-06 | ^^ P Whipped! |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19543 Registered: Jun-06 | Got good stuff this morning. Going to go take some pics now. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19546 Registered: Jun-06 | Very happy with what arrived. The camos are bigger than I thought. I'm going to have to shove the price up a tad on these to $5. $4 for anyone here though. They were my most anticipated items in this shipment and I have to say I'll have no problem selling these. A couple field knife sets. I'll sell these locally for $10 each. Got a handful of some more small pen knives. Got one more Marine NCO sword. Got some bowies as well. These are higher quality than expected. I'm going to look for $20 for these. Next is a beautiful Excalibur sword. Display only, no sharp edges. Comes with display plaque for mounting. I should really list this baby for $50+. Three piece black Katana set. Comes with stand. Been selling them for $20 but I think I was selling myself short. Thinking about $40? Next is the kitchen set I was telling Jake about. Suggested retail is $89. From me it's less than $10. Large game processing kit. Hunter's best friend. I also ordered some very nice Wolf River knives. Paid good money for these so they are going into my personal collection. Well with this last shipment my inventory is just about filled up again. I do need a better selection of combination pen knives to round out my lineup but other than that I've got a good start. |
Silver Member Username: WickedbassNashville, Tn Post Number: 263 Registered: Jan-08 | Very nice lookin stuff you got there man. Must have been like Christmas all over again opening up all of that stuff. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19549 Registered: Jun-06 | Well it's fun but I try not to fall in love with anything. I'm all about selling these. In a way it's like the farmer who doesn't let the kids name the cow. |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 5030 Registered: Dec-06 | Paul jump on AIM some night and pm me for my addy. Happy to help out man, and that card design and the new knives look very nice. Glad I could point you in the right direction. |
Gold Member Username: Th3pwn3rI compensate... Post Number: 9115 Registered: Jul-06 | Paul, where are the throwing knives at? I used to be pretty good with them years ago. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19552 Registered: Jun-06 | I do have a two piece set of throwing knives. They never sell so I never bought into them. Had this set for a few years. |
Gold Member Username: Th3pwn3rI compensate... Post Number: 9117 Registered: Jul-06 | Haha, that's all I used to buy. I used to TRY to hunt rabbits with them but those little b@stards sure are fast =/ |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19560 Registered: Jun-06 | I tried throwing them but I guess I'm throwing knife retardant lol? Whatever. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19561 Registered: Jun-06 | I tried throwing them but I guess I'm throwing knife retardant lol? Whatever. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19562 Registered: Jun-06 | Woah. |
Gold Member Username: Th3pwn3rI compensate... Post Number: 9119 Registered: Jul-06 | Lol, it's alright Paul +1 to post count. You're right on Chad's a s s haha. Remember kids(!), more posts=more knowledge. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19564 Registered: Jun-06 | WTF Rob? You want me to leave? Fine. You tell them why I left. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19566 Registered: Jun-06 | All sales are closed. Sorry everyone. |
Gold Member Username: Big_edge_headMilwaukee, WI Post Number: 3228 Registered: Mar-07 | Paul don't leave. It wouldn't be the same. |
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sPost Number: 6287 Registered: Feb-06 | start selling case knives, paul. |
Gold Member Username: Livin_loudCOD4 Addict Post Number: 2842 Registered: Jan-06 | am i missing something? |
Gold Member Username: JtownTexas Post Number: 3401 Registered: Mar-07 | ^x2...? |
Gold Member Username: Th3pwn3rI compensate... Post Number: 9127 Registered: Jul-06 | "WTF Rob? You want me to leave? Fine. You tell them why I left." I'm gonna guess you were drinking a bit last night when this was posted. My post wasn't serious at all if you took it seriously. Paul, you're one of the people I wouldn't want to leave the forum because you're a decent person. Unlike the rest of us tools |
Silver Member Username: WickedbassNashville, Tn Post Number: 265 Registered: Jan-08 | Ummmmm... You o.k. Paul? Im hoping your just kiddin' about leaving the forum. |
Platinum Member Username: Basshead86FTW Post Number: 10222 Registered: Aug-05 | dont do this sh1t Paul. if you leave your gonna fu kin piss me the fu k off. think about it you leavin after you of all people tell everybody "water off your back, man"....fu kin jesus christ!!!! |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 19574 Registered: Jun-06 | Knife business is doing well. Bought 50 T-shirts as well as the business cards. They arrive shortly. All sorts of sizes. Whatcha all think? Yes Rob I was drinking. When aren't I lol? ^^^That's a joke. |