Got this idea for a thread last night. You can copy and paste my list for the titles and then place your text in after you delete mine. Dunno if it will fly but here goes:
First kiss: Some hot girl from my middle school when I was 13. I can't remember her name but she was the one who taught me how to kiss.
First sex: Debbie Black when I was 11. I stayed at my friends house and his cousin's friend was over, and we both took turns banging her. I was so embarrassed to see her the next day on the school bus. I didn't even want to look at her or talk to her. I felt so dirty and ashamed. It took me almost 4 years to get over it until....
First "real" sex: Donna Crawford when I was 15. I was in a very popular metal band in high school and we could get pretty much any stoner or groupie chicks we wanted, but as always, I set my sights high and went for the hottest "it" girl in school. I asked her out and she turned me down. Asked her again a few weeks later and she said no again. I was crushed. But then one night, we were playing a party and I had a mic behind my drums for backup vocals and I saw her walk up and stand in front of the stage. I said "Hi Donna" in the mic and her eyes lit up. After the party she came up to me and said "I am all yours now". So I took her home and banged the bejeezus out of her in my room. Was amazing because I never thought I would ever nail the hottest and most popular girl in school. It was one of those "I can't even believe I am doing this to her" moments. My first true love. Dated her all through school and then she left to college back East. Never saw or talked to her again.
First oral (giving): Donna Crawford. Back then, girls didn't shave like they do now, and she had a raging untrimmed bush. When I went down on her I was grossed out by all the hair in my mouth. Never did it again to her or anyone else for a couple years.
First oral (receiving): I don't even remember this one as hard as I try to think. Maybe it was some ho at a party.
First 69: Heather Lehman. It was amazing, but she stopped me halfway through saying she couldn't concentrate on what she was doing. We did it a few more times after that though.
well i can say the first time i've seen real "g" cups in person and fondled them was last night. they might not have been "g", shoulda checked her bra... but i'll be damned if they weren't at least "dd's". you just can't pass up on opportunities like that lol. f*cking massive. they weren't the drop down half her stomach type either, which was even more amazing. i will contribute the other content when i get back from work. it's gonna be a rough night... :/
First kiss: It was in elementary school. Me and my friend were competing for a girl and we both ended up making out with her the same day and decided that was good enough for us.
First sex: I was 16 and had been dating Christina Winstead for about a year. Her dad was single and drove an 18 wheeler and her sister lived in Maryland with her mom so her dad was gone 3 days a week and it just kinda happened one day. It was pretty awesome.
First "real" sex: See above. Me and her were in love and it was both of our firsts. We ended up dating almost 4 years.
First oral (giving): Wasnt anything special b/c I dont really remember it. I know it was with Christina though.
First oral (receiving): About 3-4 weeks before the first time we had sex. We were drinking at her place with a few other friends and the other girls were talking about BJs and shed never done it so when people started breaking off into groups, she pulled me into the bathroom and had a go at it.
First 69: I know it was with Christina but thats about all I remember there too.
Just because I think this is funny, the first time I EVER got off I was laying in my bed watching Howard Stern. I had no idea what I was doing and I was trying to push it out of me. I thought I was gonna piss on myself before I got off...
Don't know if i should share some of this since i went to the same high school as some of the other guys on here, but here it goes...
First kiss: Bridgett Gudeman in the 6th grade after art class
First sex: 1st attempt when i was 16 with Erica Burnham, did really count cause i had no idea what i was doing and almost broke my D trying to get things goin haha
First "real" sex: Cory Thomas when i was 17 in my buddies bathroom while everyone was in the next room
First oral (giving): Kelsy Brown when i was 16... really didnt have any idea what i was doing
First oral (receiving): This girlmy buddies and i met while we were camping with our parents for labor day one year. I was 13 or 14.. we all took turns with her while our parents were gone but they came back and caught my friend.. it was really embarrassing cause we were all in the room and it was in the middle of the day lol
First 69: Not a huge fan of that one but it was either Kelsy Brown or Erica Burnham.. can't really remember
18, she was 24. 
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