The New York Daily News says today that Paris Hilton kept up her peerless reputation as a nearly functioning retard even when in Africa last week with her boyfriend Benji Madden.
Gatecrasher says... The couple stayed at the ultra-luxurious Mount Nelson Hotel in Cape Town, along with the Kaiser Chiefs and Korn, who were also in town for the My Coke Fest music event. A hotel spy tells us: "Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman's dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'"
I had drinks for a couple hours with Paris in LA one time and she was very nice to us, but for fücks sake could she be any dumber or more self-entitled? And does she really have to do the "runway walk" even while going to her car? I also spotted a bottle of Valtrex (herpes medication) in her purse but nobody believed me until the story came out months later.
We should all call that Dr. And ask if if we need to be checked out after sleeping with her.
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