Disappointment

Brad Warren Platinum Member Username: The_image_dynamic San Diego, California Post Number: 3694 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 20:24 GMT So today I am driving home from my backup girlfriends house and heading to get some food when all of a sudden I have the incredible feeling that I have to take a shit like, immediately. Now this wasn't the type of shit that can be taken in a public restroom and I was only a couple miles from home, so I floored it and headed up my street. I quickly realized that clenching your ass and working the gas and brake pedals is a balancing act that I wasn't going to win. Every stoplight was red just for the occasion of course, and at one point I thought I was going to have to let it go in my sweats and deal with the mess when I got home. But with some industrial strength clenching and sheer determination I bought myself a few sacred extra minutes and I made it home. As I walked briskly into my room I was thinking to myself "I wonder if my camera is charged up?", because this is going to be a pipe-laying session of momumental proportions. So I sit down and do my thing and two fücking inches plops out and I am done. I am sitting there yelling "what the fück, I raced all the way home for THAT?!?! Damn I hate when that happens
M.S. Platinum Member Username: Nd4spd18 Northwest PA Post Number: 7259 Registered: Jul-06	Posted on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 20:33 GMT
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive A pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 15754 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 20:39 GMT And you were going to take pictures lol???????
Mat ***** Platinum Member Username: Adddisorder Palm Beach, Florida Post Number: 6162 Registered: Jan-06	Posted on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 20:48 GMT haha had that happen but not the last part.
Reece Brassler Platinum Member Username: Denali_on_22s I get Bucks like Milwa... Post Number: 5215 Registered: Feb-06	Posted on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 20:53 GMT damn what a shame
Marc Platinum Member Username: Van_man Boston South, MA Post Number: 3796 Registered: Mar-06	Posted on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 21:05 GMT you probly waited too long, and it migrated to your head to join the rest of it.
LK Diamond Member Username: Lklives Post Number: 15220 Registered: Jan-06	Posted on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 21:31 GMT Really having a boring day huh!
Yanks Fan Platinum Member Username: Nyyfan13 15 MAG USA Post Number: 9181 Registered: Jul-06	Posted on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 22:35 GMT Reading that made me realize I have to go p00p now.
BernyMac Platinum Member Username: Bernymac Cambodia Post Number: 3845 Registered: Sep-04	Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 02:08 GMT lmfao, welcome to my world brad.
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive A pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 15766 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 02:13 GMT Lol. Don't you hate confusing bowl movements with gas? All that anticipation and no reward. At least it's easier on the TP lol.
[...Rovin...] Diamond Member Username: Rovin 1 15 = 149.1DBsTrinidad & T... Post Number: 13509 Registered: Jul-05	Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 02:35 GMT ooohh u fugger - thats a nasty story ....
Stavenmist316 Platinum Member Username: Big_edge_head Milwaukee, Wisconsin MY SUBS GET ... Post Number: 1869 Registered: Mar-07	Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 02:47 GMT lmao. Thats a pretty sick story Brad. haha
Jenova Project Platinum Member Username: Pitbullguy The Chicago area Post Number: 3055 Registered: Oct-06	Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 04:16 GMT wow this thread sh!ts all over my deodorant thread.
Chauncey Brown Diamond Member Username: Chaunb3400 All he does is catch t..., Alabama U.S. Post Number: 14129 Registered: Jul-05	Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 07:11 GMT lololololol
State_Property Gold Member Username: Stateprop486 PA Post Number: 1390 Registered: Jan-08	Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 11:07 GMT damn and i thought i was the only one.
BernyMac Gold Member Username: Bernymac Cambodia Post Number: 3847 Registered: Sep-04	Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 11:59 GMT Damn brad, I just took one of the best sh!ts ever. It came out so easily and a good amount too. I feel relieved, as if I have more energy.
Chris Stiles Gold Member Username: Cblaze Rock island, Tenesssee Us Post Number: 1987 Registered: Sep-07	Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 14:30 GMT lmfao
charlie Gold Member Username: Redliner Wilmington, Ma Post Number: 4192 Registered: Jun-05	Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 18:08 GMT lmfao brad this has to be one of the funniest threads ive ever seen
Stavenmist316 Gold Member Username: Big_edge_head Milwaukee, Wisconsin MY SUBS GET ... Post Number: 1885 Registered: Mar-07	Posted on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 - 01:58 GMT Must of been one deadly sh!t

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