Summary of my day... WARNING: kinda gross
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Silver Member Username: MarcoooPost Number: 446 Registered: Mar-07 | Been waiting to vent all day. I've had worse days, but this one still sucked. So I wake up at 4 in the morning and couldn't get back to sleep. A half hour later I start puking everywhere. Not just puking, but Scary Movie 2 making fun of the exorcist puking. I aimed it straight down into my bed so it wouldn't get everywhere because there was no way I was making it to the bathroom without leaving a cookie crumb trail lol. But somehow it still managed. There was half of this big azz tomato that somehow landed at the foot of my bed directly left from where I was puking. It was this huge azz tomato, half of it, and it somehow ended up completely intact on my bed... And it's not like I don't chew. The best part of my day was bubblewrap... I put some over my DD 9515 last week that sits like 5+ feet from my bed and it saved the DD logo from a renegade speckle of puke. My paranoia of dust came in handy for once lol I ended up puking 8 more times before I finally fell asleep, in the guest room, at 10 and waking up at 3. I also had the unfortunate experience of sh!tting my self... I was basically sh!tting water at that point. I mean I've sharted a couple of times while having f@rting contests with my friends in the past, but this was straight up diarehhea into my undies. At least it didn't get on the bed. BTW if you've ever wondered what the brown liquid in stink bombs is, it was my diarehhea today. Was actually a relief from the puke smell though... Worst part is I'm missing a playoff game right now. Our basketball team was ranked #1 going into the season and we're playing the team right now that beat us twice and whoever wins this game just has to defeat an OK team to go to State. Which we haven't done in forever. And I already bought my ticket to the sold out game... It was some kind of flu that came out of nowhere. I felt fine after 3, besides having achy joints and always feeling like I had to sh!t that is. My advice for anyone who gets like me would to be drink a lot of water. You'll puke 20 minutes later, but it won't hurt and it'll get the stuff out of your system after puking 2 or 3 times. Sorry for that, but I needed to vent/ make your day sound better. Sides I warned ya lol |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sThe kids love my rhyme... Post Number: 4464 Registered: Feb-06 | why the fuckk did you feel the need to go into detail about it? sh1tting yourself? maybe next time just say "I was really, really sick with a stomach virus and if anyone else gets it drink water." |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 14357 Registered: Jun-06 | Wow. Just...wow lol. Keep hydrated and well bud. Keep that bucket next to your bed. |
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Gold Member Username: Van_manBoston South, MA Post Number: 3534 Registered: Mar-06 | lol, like "one guy, no cup" wheres the pics. Hope you feel better. |
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Silver Member Username: MarcoooPost Number: 449 Registered: Mar-07 | Lol Reece, I tryed to warn ya. And thanks guys, I should feel better by the time I go snowboarding on Saturday, missing that would be 100x worse than missing the game. But I'm so tired/ sore I doubt I'll do anything tomorrow. Hope no one else gets it, I almost avoided getting anything this Winter lol |
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Silver Member Username: MarcoooPost Number: 450 Registered: Mar-07 | Lol Marc I'm sick enough bud... Trying not to picture that. |
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Gold Member Username: PitbullguyThe poster formerly kn... Post Number: 2882 Registered: Oct-06 | "but this was straight up diarehhea into my undies." "BTW if you've ever wondered what the brown liquid in stink bombs is, it was my diarehhea today." I literally laughed so hard my sides hurt a little. No exaggeration. Thanks for that Mark. Hope you feel better. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 15280 Registered: Dec-03 |  LOL! |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 13253 Registered: Jul-05 | ^^^from samurai showdown 5 - 1 of d weirdest characters yet .... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 2301 Registered: Mar-06 | Me too Ehren. And yeah, I know how it feels to miss snowboarding Mark. Last year on the way to WV I got car sick (which has NEVER happened before) and I had to sit at the cafe drinking hot chocolate, watching everyone else ski and board. Hope you feel better man. BTW, where do you board at? |
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Gold Member Username: Nd4spd18Northwest PA Post Number: 6569 Registered: Jul-06 | Theres something like that going around here...... a few people I know have had to go to the hospital...... they say it's a strain of flu thats resistant to the vaccine...... f*ckin great, I went and got stuck with a needle for nothin  |
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Silver Member Username: Stateprop486PA Post Number: 821 Registered: Jan-08 | thats jus straight up disgusted Mark. lol. esp sh!ttin ur self, next time wear a diaper. haha |
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Silver Member Username: Stateprop486PA Post Number: 822 Registered: Jan-08 | **disgustin lol |
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Silver Member Username: MarcoooPost Number: 453 Registered: Mar-07 | I'm in WI Capps and I've boarded at Brule, Norway, Blackjack, Nordic (sh!tty) and Sunburst. Most of those are in the UP. I planned on going to Cascade, Indian Head and a couple others this year, but time/ money got in the way  Update: I feel pretty good today, just weak. Which is good because people are usually really sick from the flu that is going around here for 2 or 3 days. Should be able to install my flip-out with my friend today though  PS Capps I remember the only time I've got car sick. I was like 5 going to visit family in MI and puked all over the floor. My parents were so pissed lol. Wierd how that's one of my oldest memories... |
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Gold Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 2309 Registered: Mar-06 | haha. I puked on the floor too. Not goodnight |
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Gold Member Username: CblazeRock island, Tenesssee Us Post Number: 1880 Registered: Sep-07 | that crap is going around here.hope i dont get it.a lady i work with is out sick with it |