Archive through January 13, 2008
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10220 Registered: Jun-06 | Willy Wonka's chocolate factory so the oompa loompa's can........ |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12227 Registered: Jul-05 | slap him silly when he drives like an azz , but down in the basement Willy was working on a secret chewing which ... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10230 Registered: Jun-06 | explodes when mixed with alcohol which puts just about everyone on ecoustics at risk especially....... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 394 Registered: Apr-07 | after that brief language lesson the oompa loompas went to the drug store to get... |
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Silver Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 865 Registered: May-06 | some reading glasses and a script for some pain pills cause johnny got caught in the chocolat... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10237 Registered: Jun-06 | pudding tub again stuffing as much pudding as possible in his....... |
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Silver Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 877 Registered: May-06 | pants to mask the appearance of... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10244 Registered: Jun-06 | his long lost love, the one legged albino hippie with a....... |
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Silver Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 880 Registered: May-06 | third nippple on her forhead who like to run.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10245 Registered: Jun-06 | after the ice cream truck while wearing pink spandex shouting....... |
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Silver Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 891 Registered: May-06 | "That monkey keeps licking my elbow!!" as she ran towards the space shuttle waving a..... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1499 Registered: Apr-06 | stalk of celery at a flock of seagulls who then... |
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Silver Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 899 Registered: May-06 | sh1t all over a guy fishing for... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 767 Registered: Feb-07 | the evil midget with 11 toes (heees back!) who... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10274 Registered: Jun-06 | kept tripping over the final........ |
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Silver Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 910 Registered: May-06 | four tickets his girlfriend gave him on his 71st b day because.... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12250 Registered: Jul-05 | they were going see the MR. BEAN movie - but while at the cinemaplex buying popcorn they spotted Britney on stage .... |
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Silver Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 931 Registered: May-06 | dancing where a fat roll came out from underneath her shirt and hit a bald guy on the.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10300 Registered: Jun-06 | elbow which started a violent chain reaction when he then bumped into Oprah who was finishing of a bucket of KFC's finest which forced her to....... |
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Silver Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1000 Registered: May-06 | choke on a chicken wing, as she was giving herself the heimlick a Girls Gone Wild film crew started filming... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10308 Registered: Jun-06 | a children's documentary on how to....... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 417 Registered: Apr-07 | design NASA spacecrafts which are surprisingly made out of.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10328 Registered: Jun-06 | recycled cardboard, duct tape, 4000 gallons of elmer's glue, push pins and....... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1047 Registered: May-06 | two shamrocks her mother gave her when... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10419 Registered: Jun-06 | she was hospitalized for a rare psychotic mental disorder that makes it impossible to...... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12299 Registered: Jul-05 | p\ee in the usual sitting\squatting position since it grosses every1 out ...... meanwhile back at the Hall Of Justice .... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1090 Registered: May-06 | The invisible man just had sex with superman by mistake as he was on top of wonderwoman doing... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10444 Registered: Jun-06 | his deed when superman "came" down out of nowhere and mistakenly "de-flowered" the wrong person.....From behind.....ow...... which angered wonderwoman's pimp (The Hulk), because she's been sliding a bit due to........ |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1094 Registered: May-06 | old age... ya know she is 82 now and those bracelets she has will only... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10451 Registered: Jun-06 | slow her had "strokes" forcing most clients to demand a refund, which angers the Hulk even further because he's not done paying off...... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 772 Registered: Feb-07 | invisible woman whom he used for... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10482 Registered: Jun-06 | a "special" project involving two flashlights, a propane tank, 17 dancing muppets, and........... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1122 Registered: May-06 | 3 super midgets and a video camera. The film was going great till one of the flashlights got... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10542 Registered: Jun-06 | so bright it blinded the driver of a prison transport bus carrying who else but....... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1156 Registered: May-06 | The lead singer of The Pet Shop Boys, who was jailed because of... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10544 Registered: Jun-06 | indecent exposure. Which is allowed in the state of Kentucky after 9pm on every Saturday as long as....... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1549 Registered: Apr-06 | the football team just kicked LSU's azz, and they at least cover their... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1166 Registered: May-06 | webbed feet with... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10568 Registered: Jun-06 | silicone because that protects them from..... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1177 Registered: May-06 | the dirt floors in their homes, because in kentucky... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10578 Registered: Jun-06 | there is a problem with local septic tanks bursting due to too many ppl flushing..... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1179 Registered: May-06 | their toothbrushes because they dont need them, although this one girl who.... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12359 Registered: Jul-05 | brushes her teeth with her fingers to save a few pennies ... meanwhile hot off the press today : our fav s\lut Paris said she from now on she is going to be a good HO ...*cough ....erm girl, because of her recent "jail sentence" which ... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1324 Registered: May-06 | made her realize how stpid she is, and she could be a much better person if.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10738 Registered: Jun-06 | she actually worked for a living and contributed to society instead of always........ |
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Platinum Member Username: Chaunb3400Huntsville, Alabama U.S. Post Number: 13032 Registered: Jul-05 | going to New England Patriots Games wearing only a |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1385 Registered: May-06 | smile... winking at Tom Brady's girlfriend, thinking about going to a keg party at... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10768 Registered: Jun-06 | Elmo's house during his coming out party which suprisingly was graced by the presence of....... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1401 Registered: May-06 | Bill Belichik,he has also been caught video tapping these g@y parties and showing them to ... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12437 Registered: Jul-05 | 2 viagra b4 having sex with each other ... meanwhile on SOUTHPARK terrorists were messing with ppl's imagination because ... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1547 Registered: May-06 | they wanted everyone to kill hiilary clinton because... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10855 Registered: Jun-06 | not just of her thick ankles but more importantly her relationship with........ |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1599 Registered: May-06 | her daughters mole. The mole has been helping her with... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1603 Registered: Apr-06 | her witty remarks accusing Barack Obama of..... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10888 Registered: Jun-06 | direct contact with members of a secret government agency responsible for..... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1604 Registered: Apr-06 | installing a camera on Hillary's tampon, and the videotape from it showed the face of.... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1392 Registered: Feb-05 | none other then George W. Bush who was already accused of.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 11001 Registered: Jun-06 | cross dressing at a popular Brazilian...... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12472 Registered: Jul-05 | stripclub where he is a regular patron ...as soon as he enters the joint , the manager happily says "HOLA Senor !" & seats him to his favourite table where he orders his regular dish of..... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 11039 Registered: Jun-06 | crackers, 4 packs of gum, 12 lbs of rice and the most explosive form of...... |
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Gold Member Username: PitbullguyAscendant Audio Arsenals, Chicago Post Number: 2169 Registered: Oct-06 | vietnamese hot pepper they have on the menu, only to have the waiter disappoint him saying... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1621 Registered: Apr-06 | sorry Senor Bush, but Senorita Winfrey bought the last one and stuck it up her.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 11099 Registered: Jun-06 | pet ostrich's p00p chute hoping it would cure its' constipation, which it didn't, so she shockingly tried to....... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1627 Registered: Apr-06 | dance the rumba while reciting the Gettysburg address, but all of a sudden she slipped and.... |
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Silver Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 452 Registered: May-07 | her p@nties flew off and everyone saw her hairy... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1923 Registered: May-06 | fat monkey, she dropped as she fell, his name is tom, she found it while... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1638 Registered: Apr-06 | hunting for Ugandan albino tree slugs with Barack Obama, who uses them to.... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1924 Registered: May-06 | impress the ladies at the local shemale bar where the bartender is... |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sYou can call me Scroog... Post Number: 3190 Registered: Feb-06 | sucking d!ck for a living, while simultaneously having Barrack offed by the local hitman because... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 11258 Registered: Jun-06 | of an offensive personal hygiene issue involving...... |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sYou can call me Scroog... Post Number: 3193 Registered: Feb-06 | his marlboro red chain smoking habit that he allegedly dropped because of his presidential campaign. Obama apparently picked the habit back up when he began smoking large amounts of... |
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Gold Member Username: Donnie1973Post Number: 1930 Registered: May-06 | pole... big pole, but reportedly has cause his mouth to flop open occasionally, where... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12570 Registered: Jul-05 | flies went in & he died of typhoid , meanwhile ol' st. Nick was seen at the ...... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 11516 Registered: Jun-06 | local BB and CC buying up all the Nintendo Wii's and selling them on Ebay allowing him to support his.......... |
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Silver Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 569 Registered: May-07 | love for eating poptarts while and licking little... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 780 Registered: Feb-07 | stuart and alvin along with his chipmunks who just happen to... |
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Silver Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 590 Registered: May-07 | be sitting naked in the middle of... |
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Gold Member Username: •cam•BC Canada Post Number: 1342 Registered: Nov-06 | the stage at a John Frusciante concert, high on smack, and enjoying the... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://www.LowDownForu...Zac Davis 4 ... Post Number: 2540 Registered: Jun-06 | the fragrant odor of...... |
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Gold Member Username: •cam•BC Canada Post Number: 1447 Registered: Nov-06 | poon tang, which brought back many memories from their S&M days. John Frusciante suddenly pulled out a road sign and began practicing for his... |
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Platinum Member Username: Chaunb3400Huntsville, Alabama U.S. Post Number: 13440 Registered: Jul-05 | MMA Fight againts Pac-Man..who has been |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12109 Registered: Jun-06 | dealing with steriod use problems causing his wally wally to..... |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 784 Registered: Feb-07 | shrink and causing his skittles to... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12117 Registered: Jun-06 | become lost in Mrs. pac-man, who, with surgery, just received the prestigious award......... |
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Silver Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 657 Registered: May-07 | for sharing those skittles with starving children in the middle east, but soon got pizzed off cuz... |
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Gold Member Username: •cam•BC Canada Post Number: 1467 Registered: Nov-06 | the children got hyper and, I don't know, ran around... GIVING OUT NEW YEARS PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!! When they were done... |
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Platinum Member Username: Chaunb3400Huntsville, Alabama U.S. Post Number: 13456 Registered: Jul-05 | watching all the bowl games that are coming on tv but not to be out done Mr. Rodgers... |
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Gold Member Username: PitbullguyI support the Zac Davi..., Chicago Post Number: 2514 Registered: Oct-06 | showed the ultimate act of sympathy when he allowed Reece Brassler to cry on his shoulder after Florida lost to Michigan. Then things got REALLY creepy when Mr. Rodgers found out that Reece had been... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1393 Registered: Feb-05 | doing his grandma since he was 10, so with that said he.... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12232 Registered: Jun-06 | killed himself. However, by doing so it set off a chain reaction of hate amongst the ppl of make believe that....... |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sYou can call me Scroog... Post Number: 3465 Registered: Feb-06 | but before he kiledl himself he managed to watch illinois get their sh!t kicked in by USC. during the game he bought two pitbulls that were actual thoroughbreds, not biscuit eaters. |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://www.LowDownForu... Post Number: 2601 Registered: Jun-06 | So reece ran out to get some biscuits. But while he was gone, the 2 pitbulls... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14202 Registered: Dec-03 | were tossing the salad on a midget. Mean while, back at the ranch... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://www.LowDownForu... Post Number: 2602 Registered: Jun-06 | The crew continued building the set of the NEW Hee Haw televisions series, starring.. |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sYou can call me Scroog... Post Number: 3470 Registered: Feb-06 | naledge, who began tossing the salad with the pitbulls |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12772 Registered: Jul-05 | & Emeril Legasie was standing there watching because it was a salad but not the kind of salad he was used to ...so he quickly jumped on his custom harley & ..... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12363 Registered: Jun-06 | decided to take a trip back to his hometown, where men are men and sheep are....... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14297 Registered: Dec-03 | very excited! |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 12375 Registered: Jun-06 |   which brings our story to Malaysia, where we see knee deep in cow manure........ |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 14305 Registered: Dec-03 | Pamela Anderson trying to rejuvenate her silicon parts for her upcoming marriage to... |