Archive through September 20, 2007
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 310 Registered: Apr-07 | blanket to cover there secret weapon which was ... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9444 Registered: Jun-06 | hidden all this time in Paris Hilton's...... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://com4.runboard.c... Post Number: 1611 Registered: Jun-06 | 12" bullet shaped... |
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Silver Member Username: Thumpinwith8s2 RE8s,PG Xenon 400.1, New Numbers ... Post Number: 748 Registered: Jun-07 | V8 powered d!ldo, which unfortunately started up on its own, because............. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9449 Registered: Jun-06 | it had a ho sensor built it which detects ho's and detected Paris who was on the phone with..... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://com4.runboard.c... Post Number: 1614 Registered: Jun-06 | Britney Spears, who was gluing her wig onto her snatch because..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9452 Registered: Jun-06 | that was the thing to do according to Cosmo's latest article detailing...... |
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Silver Member Username: WarlokOrlando, FL USA Post Number: 380 Registered: Dec-05 | "How not to get suked up by the blk Hole", and "what octane gets the most efficiency out of your HO V8 Bullet shaped d*ldo". But I guess, the enojoyment distracted her from last paragraph,"What to do when someone beeps in". So, before completion, the phone rings, its. . . its. . . SoundWave and Starscream. They open with .. .. . |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9453 Registered: Jun-06 | a tune from the little mermaid, all while dressed as.... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1383 Registered: Feb-05 | a hot chick in a Yellow Pokadot Bikini who screams.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9542 Registered: Jun-06 | We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine........ |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12039 Registered: Jul-05 | which unfortunately went into the bermuda triangle & was forever lost ! meanwhile back on the set of MONK ..... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1384 Registered: Feb-05 | there was a monk trying to catch a fly with a pair of chop sticks when suddenly............ |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9605 Registered: Jun-06 | a purple limousine pulls up and out comes...... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1385 Registered: Feb-05 | president bush to show the monk how its done.......... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9639 Registered: Jun-06 | and after many attempts even Bush couldn't catch that damn fly so he leaves........  And when the plane leaves the field we see hanging from the landing gear.......... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12048 Registered: Jul-05 | his stained yellow\blue polka dot underw@re - so the FBI immediately pounced on it hoping to see ..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9640 Registered: Jun-06 | the scientific proof that would reveal the true identity of...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1357 Registered: Apr-06 | the woman who said "the man's nuts, grab em" which caused everyone to.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9677 Registered: Jun-06 | spew chunks because they realized..... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1364 Registered: Apr-06 | semen from the striped elephant with one TESTlCLE.... |
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Gold Member Username: DrivingrecklessDD 9515f, 148.2 db Mov... Post Number: 4117 Registered: Apr-06 | cummed all over you. /thread |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9687 Registered: Jun-06 | which excited Driving so much he was caught wanking off and was so embarrassed he actually..... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12085 Registered: Jul-05 | zipped up his fly & quietly walked away ... meanwhile back behind a MC Ds ,Linsay Lohan was caught once again ... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9689 Registered: Jun-06 | actually working!!!!! The paparazzi was sooo stunned they had to....... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1376 Registered: Apr-06 | chip in to buy a gram of coke, but when Linsay did a line, she unexpectedly..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9705 Registered: Jun-06 | balanced her checkbook, which was the first time ever, especially considering her last check was made out for..... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1378 Registered: Apr-06 | 2 tickets to watch the one legged Cambodian Khmer Rouge veterans noseflute concert, where she took... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9708 Registered: Jun-06 | lessons from Rush Limbaugh who was secretly the one legged Cambodian Khmer Rouge veterans noseflute champion, on medical leave for...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1379 Registered: Apr-06 | mistakenly Overdosing on Exlax, believing them to be chocolate narcotics, which caused.... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12096 Registered: Jul-05 | sever diarrhea & she got so thin that her ..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9723 Registered: Jun-06 | lawyer suggested a payment plan consisting of...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1383 Registered: Apr-06 | 2 donkeys, a blind goat and a viewsat ultra that belonged to Paris Hilton, which she used the remote control as.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9753 Registered: Jun-06 | long as the batteries would hold up, which they did, until she needed them for her...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1384 Registered: Apr-06 | vibraator, which her dog chewed thinking it was a tuna snack, then he started running in circles while... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9755 Registered: Jun-06 | the cooties that was on the vibraator started affecting the dog's brain and eventually the dog.... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1387 Registered: Feb-05 | croked, and when paris found out about this she had nothing other to do but................... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9775 Registered: Jun-06 | attempt another album, which was as horrible as her last so she got drunk (as usual), went to a club and......... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1385 Registered: Apr-06 | looked for her 300 lbs. lezbian friend whom she had sexxual relations with in jail, but instead she..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9790 Registered: Jun-06 | decided to try and get a demonoid invitation but couldn't produce any decent pics so she....... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1388 Registered: Apr-06 | decided to send some pics to Paul of her last visit to the gynecologist where she had that growth removed from her.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9792 Registered: Jun-06 | ever expanding and most frequented part of her body which ryhmes with hussy and is...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1390 Registered: Apr-06 | briefly visible everytime she exits her limo, although this time, her shaved pubes were shaped like a.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9801 Registered: Jun-06 | Nike symbol because Nike figured what better advertising location than there, for which she was compensated.... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1392 Registered: Apr-06 | a dollar everytime an NBA player touched, licked or spat on it, thus earning her enough money to live on her own, but instead she used the money ..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9804 Registered: Jun-06 | for a party in cancun, which she just bought, in exchange for the movie rights titled.... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1393 Registered: Apr-06 | 'Cambodian Noseflutes and Other Things I've Had in Me' which will cast ..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9808 Registered: Jun-06 | all the smurfs, the Vienna boys choir, the village people, 6 alligators, George Foreman, 43 oompa loompa's, anyone with VD, and a special guest appearance by...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1394 Registered: Apr-06 | Ving Rhames, who will play the 300 lbs. Lezzbian who shaved the nike symbol on her... in one scene, we hear a noseflute rendition of 'Let's Get it On' coming from between her legs while her mouth is on... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9812 Registered: Jun-06 | fire because of all the work its' been doing, which oddly brings into the story..... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1397 Registered: Apr-06 | Fatu, the Samoan clown, who does a flaming knife dance and accidentally cuts off... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12114 Registered: Jul-05 | piece of his left ear so now u have to shout at him when u want him to ...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1398 Registered: Apr-06 | play left tackle for the USC Trojans, but he'll get very angry if you try to take away his...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9821 Registered: Jun-06 | right to vote in the annual g@y Hungarian handicapped socialists election, which was held in honor of.... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1399 Registered: Apr-06 | The makers of KY jelly, who have helped gaays with their golf handicap worldwide by improving their ability to get a ball in the hole with less strokes, which upset Tiger Woods, so he..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9825 Registered: Jun-06 | entered in an all you can eat calf tounge contest in order to raise money for the society of broken hearted jewish ant farmers with a lisp and got first place because everyone knows Tiger loooooves..... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1403 Registered: Apr-06 | eating free tongues and to pump his fists in the air while shouting 'take this you life sucking b1tch from hell whom there is no escape from' while looking at his wife, but then she proceeded to.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9829 Registered: Jun-06 | remind him of the financial ramifications of any separation/divorce that would result and right quickly Tiger...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1404 Registered: Apr-06 | upchucked a few tongues, kicked over the ant farm of the most lispful Jew there, took out his phone and started dialing the number of his...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9834 Registered: Jun-06 | therapist who was out of town so he called his good friend big bird who was in the middle of a movie shoot in a p0rno because the money just wasn't there on Sesame street anymore and just b4 the money shot........ |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1405 Registered: Apr-06 | Kermit yanked Miss Piggy away, enraged that he'd caught her again squealing with another Street character...screaming 'today's show is brought to you by the letters F U', he took out his handgun and... |
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Gold Member Username: Livin_loudDo Work Fi Audio Post Number: 1834 Registered: Jan-06 | said i can't believe this thread is still going on, to then |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9854 Registered: Jun-06 | he started dancing the jig in a yellow miniskirt while shooting his gun in the air when suddenly one of his stray bullets...... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 319 Registered: Apr-07 | hit a zepplin in the sky. It exploded but it happened to be containing...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9878 Registered: Jun-06 | laughing gas so EVERYONE ended up having a party until the police show up holding a leash to....... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1406 Registered: Apr-06 | orgasmo, the flatulent donkey from Tijuana who then proceeded to..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9888 Registered: Jun-06 | LOLOLOLOL.....I don't know if I have a comeback for that one....... orgasmo, the flatulent donkey from Tijuana who then proceeded to..... consume the most hot wings ever in a Philadelphia wing bowl while inverted on a trampoline during an earthquake strapped to a.......... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12121 Registered: Jul-05 | pole , meanwhile Shaq was in a corner crying like a lil girl since he filed 4 divorce from his wife because he ....... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1407 Registered: Apr-06 | found out Dwayne Wade was slam dunking her while his deaf dog Bryant licked his.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9900 Registered: Jun-06 | sea monkey while filing his taxes in the state of Texas during a tornado with Cher in the car and in the back seat........ |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1408 Registered: Apr-06 | Sukiyaki, the Red Sox pitching prospect with the wandering left eye shouted..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9903 Registered: Jun-06 | I WANT MY MOMMY.......while pulling a wedgie out of Cher's crack and typing a resume so he can apply at...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1410 Registered: Apr-06 | Fenway park's deep fried sperm whale concession, where all the middle income gaay baseball fans love to..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9907 Registered: Jun-06 | shake and smell hands, which violates Fenway's sanitation rules so everyone with a tart for a partner gets ejected and is forced to...... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12131 Registered: Jul-05 | sing the theme song from that show "THE WONDER YEARS" in the voice of Mick Jagger since ..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9917 Registered: Jun-06 | the price of jelly beans went up in thailand causing a severe panic attack across the land except for the local shoe salesmen because...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1414 Registered: Apr-06 | Al Bundyletme took a pair of Capybara shoes to Peglicku, the red haired woman with the freakishly long tongue, who then started to..... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9920 Registered: Jun-06 | perform her talents on a pair of...... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1415 Registered: Apr-06 | Afghan poppy growers who were passing kidney stones at the time and when it was over they all...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9936 Registered: Jun-06 | took a hot air ballon ride to LA where they could see down below..... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12136 Registered: Jul-05 | & oogle at all the women's blouses to see some gorgeous b00bs in all shapes & sizes ,not to mention... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9946 Registered: Jun-06 | Chad's system drawing more attention which gets the police involved which gets the press invovled which....... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 323 Registered: Apr-07 | caused all police to like subwoofers and then it is made a law that all cars must hit 130db or higher on TL and if this requirement is not met the punishment will be.... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 9952 Registered: Jun-06 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU  |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 333 Registered: Apr-07 | (lol dam that was good. rick roll'd) meanwhile on tobacco island, in 1659, molly sailed to barbados where the sugar cane grows taller than... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12154 Registered: Jul-05 | ...lesb0 midgets in hollywood - but she really went to get some of that lovely tasting sugarcane made rum which is sweet yet has a nice tangy kick to it , she was going to soak some fruits in it to make xmas cake but decided .... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1389 Registered: Feb-05 | to go tanning because we all know about those tanning salons out there but during the tanning process she was severely burned so............ |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10123 Registered: Jun-06 | she sued the tanning company and got awarded a lifetime supply of...... |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sIm just light up my...... Post Number: 2829 Registered: Feb-06 | sh!t, which she found to be a pretty sh!tty compensation because... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 383 Registered: Apr-07 | she is already full of that. so she sold it all to... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1469 Registered: Apr-06 | OJ Simpson, who does a lot of stupid sh1t so he started to faart the USC fight song when all of a sudden... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10166 Registered: Jun-06 | the EPA got involved due to the excess gas released from OJ's azz and they decided to....... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1474 Registered: Apr-06 | light him up to clear the air which cause such an explosion that OJ flew right on top of... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 386 Registered: Apr-07 | his white bronco from the car chase which happened to be... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://com4.runboard.c... Post Number: 1806 Registered: Jun-06 | now owned by Phil Spector, who was driving along singing..... |
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Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 10168 Registered: Jun-06 | impounded because of unpaid parking tickets, which his good buddy hid in the back seat...... |
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Silver Member Username: Philly306North carolina Post Number: 391 Registered: Apr-07 | next to the three chia pets he got at the dollar general with a buy 2 get 1 free deal. the chia pets he chose happen to be in the shape of.... |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin4 10 Pioneer... Post Number: 12211 Registered: Jul-05 | a pen!s ! - no wonder its buy 2 get 1 free ...ewwwwww ! meanwhile back in the scorching sun of Alabama ..... |
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Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_timeKanaka freak... Post Number: 1483 Registered: Apr-06 | Obama, the shrimp gumbo salesman with the slight limp, was taking out his stuff from his trunk when he was struck by a truck driven by... |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1391 Registered: Feb-05 | none other then drivingreckless because we all know how reckless he he can be so the guy was rushed to....... |