Resolutions??

 

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Username: M0nkeyman692

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Registered: Feb-07
my new years resolution is to get better grades and party harder at the same time..

whats everyone elses
 

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Username: Cblaze

Rock island, Tenesssee Us

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Registered: Sep-07
ha party harder
 

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Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

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Resolutions?

Right from Rovin in our own OT section:

Attainable New Year's Resolutions

This year, I resolve to...

- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

- Stop exercising. Waste of time.

- Read less. Makes you think.

- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

- Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.

- Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine.

- Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.

- Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

- Not have eight children at once.

- Get in a whole NEW rut!

- Start being superstitious.

- Personal goal: bring back disco.

- Not bet against the Minnesota Vikings.

- Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.

- Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.

- Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.

- Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.

- Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.

- Not eat cloned meat.

- Create loose ends.

- Get more toys.

- Get further in debt.

- Not believe politicians.

- Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.

- Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.

- Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.

- Stay off the International Space Station.

- Not swim with pirhanas or sharks.

- Associate with even worse business clients.

- Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.

- Wait around for opportunity.

- Focus on the faults of others.

- Mope about my faults.

- Never make New Year's resolutions again.....



I love it lol.
 

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Username: M0nkeyman692

Post Number: 473
Registered: Feb-07
hahahahahahahhahahahha niice
 

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Username: •cam•

BC Canada

Post Number: 1464
Registered: Nov-06
LMAO that's the sh!t, right there.

I'm gonna be less lazy. I started by getting up at 10:30 this morning. I didn't sleep night before last, so that I would go to bed early and get up early. I ended up spending 15-16 hours asleep. I dreampt I entered a hillbilly race in my Tracker, which Wu-Tang Clan attended, and Ghostface Killah stole my subs lol.
 

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Username: Safe_cracker

Chicago, IL US

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Registered: Jan-06
MIne is to> Have a windy 2008!

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Username: •cam•

BC Canada

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Registered: Nov-06
Nice.

I'd like to see Vida Guerra and Gina Lynn together.
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

Huntsville, Alabama U.S.

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Registered: Jul-05
To successfully change the name of ecoustics to Chaunceyoustics
 

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Username: Extrmndor3

Http://illuzonemu.serv..., ^^^Sick Game

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Username: Shortysetnies

Rock Vegas, NC US

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Registered: Mar-06
 

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Chicago, IL US

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Registered: Jan-06
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^^^^ Ok LilKnob, maybe I deserved that, but yo mom was GOOOD!!! :-O Polo..

PS> My new Kite 13m Rastaroo, I just ate a wave right at that moment, swallowed lilnemo, hahaha..
 

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Username: Tatonka

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wtf LilRob, you are starting to p!ss me the f*ck off. DO NOT use my work and not give me any credit at all. I designed that, not you.
 

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Username: Safe_cracker

Chicago, IL US

Post Number: 3839
Registered: Jan-06
tO FIND HER> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTNAh14cVzE
 

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Username: Pitbullguy

I support the Zac Davi..., Chicago

Post Number: 2504
Registered: Oct-06
Mine are serious and iam under the influcence right now. please no make fun

1. Be more extroverted.

2. Find more specific purpose with my education and carear path.

3. And since theirs always a helath related, add more lean muscle.
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

Huntsville, Alabama U.S.

Post Number: 13448
Registered: Jul-05
^^She has no curves?? Plus I bet she cant do that on a d!ck
 

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Username: Pitbullguy

I support the Zac Davi..., Chicago

Post Number: 2506
Registered: Oct-06
Yeah polo you needa get with chauncey's girls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLfBCVGU_rw




























rotfl so hard
 

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Username: Safe_cracker

Chicago, IL US

Post Number: 3842
Registered: Jan-06
"^^She has no curves?? Plus I bet she cant do that on a d!ck"


That is the problem with closed minded people, you have to think of the potential! I had an x-GF that looked like her, when we first met she had less than handfull, when I got done feeding her extra meat that gilr gained 25lbs and was a DD! I had to get rid of her because every time we went to a club I had guys approaching her and I got tired of fighting! I married an ugly brunette, now I have no problems other than trying to figure out how to get snacks around the main course ... Polo..
 

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Username: Pitbullguy

I support the Zac Davi..., Chicago

Post Number: 2507
Registered: Oct-06
also important to note that the girl in ur vid can't be a day over 16. But there's no need to bring that up, i think we all know how polo feels about younger women at this point
 

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Username: Hdubb

Team Revolution

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Registered: Nov-04
thats f*cked up polo. lol. but it really is.

get my spl wagon complete(this month)
spend more time with my son get my sife more involved in car audio so i can spnd more time with her. =)
put my wifes system in her car.

and make more money. =)
 

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Username: Nd4spd18

Northwest PA

Post Number: 5092
Registered: Jul-06
Umm, to never get extremely drunk, attempt to race someone down the street, trip, and faceplant into the pavement again. Ouch.

I'm tying with one hand and holding an ice pack with the other Gonna wind up with a few scars from this one.
 

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Username: Pitbullguy

I support the Zac Davi..., Chicago

Post Number: 2510
Registered: Oct-06
pics of the drunken damage please^^^
 

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Username: Nd4spd18

Northwest PA

Post Number: 5101
Registered: Jul-06
Haha it has started it heal now........ don't have pics from when it happened. All I know is we had the TV on waiting for them to drop the ball and then we heard fireworks from down the next block so we all ran outside drunk to watch....... me, my one friend, and another Friend for whatever reason decided to race down the street.

My and the one guy on foot, my other friend on his unicycle...... guy on the unicycle wipes out and we trip over him :-)
 

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Username: Marcooo

Post Number: 186
Registered: Mar-07
^lmao that made my nite
 

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Username: Chaunb3400

Huntsville, Alabama U.S.

Post Number: 13463
Registered: Jul-05
"Yeah polo you needa get with chauncey's girls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLfBCVGU_rw"

FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY

and..POLO im a 110% believer in potential...i only talk to chicks that have potential...chicks that are already thick and what not, are already damaged goods..lol
 

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Username: Denali_on_22s

You can call me Scroog...

Post Number: 3447
Registered: Feb-06
hahaha niiiiiice
 

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Username: Bernymac

Cambodia

Post Number: 3591
Registered: Sep-04
"Yeah polo you needa get with chauncey's girls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLfBCVGU_rw"

I don't even think my birdie will reach that far :\
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