A bunch of kids in the 2nd grade are hanging out in the bathroom. Soon a contest starts to see who has the biggest penor in the 2nd grade.
A Black kid says "I'm gonna win, cause I'm Black and everybody knows we is hung!" With that he whips it out and takes the lead.
Then an Italian kid says "I will win, because I'm Italian and everybody knows why we are called Italian Stalions!" He shows his and becomes the new leader.
After school the Redneck kid rushes home to tell his dad the great news. "Dad! Dad! We had a contest to see who has the biggest penor in the 2nd grade and I WON!! Is that because I'm a Redneck?"
