Perfect breasts
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Gold Member Username: LklivesPost Number: 9633 Registered: Jan-06 | A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars - Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah", says the Scotsman... "Costs too much..." |
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Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 450 Registered: Feb-07 | LOL |
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Gold Member Username: AdddisorderWest palm, Florida Post Number: 4397 Registered: Jan-06 | hahaha thats great |
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Gold Member Username: DelsolePost Number: 1268 Registered: Feb-05 | hahahahahaha |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 6703 Registered: Jun-06 | You perv.... |
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Gold Member Username: SplmonsterC-Town, OH USA Post Number: 1090 Registered: May-06 | ahahah i like that one lol |
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Gold Member Username: Logan__tilleTeam RD Audio Post Number: 7485 Registered: Feb-06 | ROFLMFAO hahahaha |
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Platinum Member Username: Chaunb3400Huntsville, Alabama U.S. Post Number: 12300 Registered: Jul-05 | nice |
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Silver Member Username: WarlokOrlando, FL USA Post Number: 285 Registered: Dec-05 | Ahahahahahah ! ! !! I gotta try that one . . .  |
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Gold Member Username: PitbullguyAscendant Audio Arsenals, Chicago What the phu... Post Number: 1413 Registered: Oct-06 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heH9LJ8AB2Y ^^^perfect? |
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Gold Member Username: Basshead86FTW Post Number: 9983 Registered: Aug-05 | Lawl |