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Silver Member Username: Wolf_houndPost Number: 150 Registered: Sep-05 | made a big batch of spagghetti and gave it to...... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9843 Registered: Dec-04 | Mr Rodgers because she wanted to be his neighbor. He thanked her with a |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13644 Registered: Dec-03 | smelly pair of socks. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5148 Registered: Jun-06 | Mind you this before we found out Mr Rogers was... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13648 Registered: Dec-03 | already hatching out a plan to take over Canada... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5150 Registered: Jun-06 | while having an affair with a one legged bisexual redneck midget who just so happens to be.... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9850 Registered: Dec-04 | the step brother of the canadian ruler who was upset that the royal ruling of the country was skipped right over him all because of one time when he was young he |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2383 Registered: Jan-06 | one of the people that appeared on the Jerry Springer Show titled "Lesb!an Biker Nuns and the Bisexual Priests Who Love Them", |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9851 Registered: Dec-04 | after he realized that his royal family had found out the terrible act he had performed he instantly went upstairs to get |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5162 Registered: Jun-06 | in a few games of ping pong. Suddenly racing downstairs he realized his family tree didn't fork, which would explain... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9854 Registered: Dec-04 | why he is a hermaphrodite with six toea and three nippples. Turns out the webbed footed prostatute is his 2nd cousin twice removed. They met at a family reunion where |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11123 Registered: Jul-05 | they were all seriously engaged in a game of Halo but things when .... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5167 Registered: Jun-06 | really bad when they realized nobody knew how to play. This is when the care bears showed up and... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9863 Registered: Dec-04 | and tried to turn all the males G@y and all the females h0rny. When they were almost all done with their transformation Papa smurf came to |
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Gold Member Username: PelonaPerres, California Post Number: 2041 Registered: Dec-05 | ...skeet on them all their h*rny @sses.... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9873 Registered: Dec-04 | so once they all got out their dictionary's to lear what skeet on them meant they ran far far away, why? because they were scared of the skeet and its ability to |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5178 Registered: Jun-06 | arouse the skeet dragon buried deep in the mountain, which is hiding from.. |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11126 Registered: Jul-05 | ...Mr. Garrison who still craves the fresh taste of a good hard ...... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9883 Registered: Dec-04 | cockatoo but he despises the feathers whn they |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2390 Registered: Jan-06 | stick in his throat. But, because of his craving for cockatoo....he had to kill Kenny! |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2057 Registered: Mar-06 | Kennys dad later came over and raped him to his death skeeting all over his face to get his revenge..... Pinoccio saw this and............ |
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New member Username: SmboyPost Number: 1 Registered: Mar-07 | ...he freaked out. So, he decided to... ______________ 2007 Nissan Versa -- 2007 Nissan Versa by Nissan USA |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9892 Registered: Dec-04 | start lieing so that his nose would grow because Mr garrison liked long wood up his.. |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2058 Registered: Mar-06 | best friend James Longos |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11136 Registered: Jul-05 | but Jmaes said " i'm not a f@G" so he b!tched slapped him & ran ...... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9894 Registered: Dec-04 | to grab his good ole trusty AK-47 and show Mr garrison a thing or two about what happens when |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 38 Registered: Feb-07 | shemales reveal their true identity |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5220 Registered: Jun-06 | which low and behold it turns out to be a spamming h@mosexual with an insatiable desire for.. |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11144 Registered: Jul-05 | man meat - but when i showed him some recent pl@yboy pix of wwe diva ashley & he instantly became str8 so he thanked me for ..... |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2064 Registered: Mar-06 | giving him a bottle of peanut butter and some KY.... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9909 Registered: Dec-04 | which he used to pleasure his mom with twice in |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13665 Registered: Dec-03 | a double deck bus in downtown London. Meanwhile, an evil midget with 11 toes... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11152 Registered: Jul-05 | was in a tent dropping his wood in Snow White down in the sahara desert ..... |
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Gold Member Username: Livin_loudNo HTML in h... Post Number: 1494 Registered: Jan-06 | when all the sudden, *BOOM*, |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2069 Registered: Mar-06 | In the flash of the explosion George bush walks out wearing a too-too cover in... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5244 Registered: Jun-06 | which doesn't suprise anybody, until he whipped out a cheese grater, 4 eggs, motor oil and a small gerbil and started.... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://com4.runboard.c... Post Number: 1248 Registered: Jun-06 | calling his "close" friend, Richard Gere. |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11154 Registered: Jul-05 | who brought julia roberts & they had a steamy 3some with her & she ...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5252 Registered: Jun-06 | didn't realize how much of a chore it was just unwrapping the... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9911 Registered: Dec-04 | magnum XL's which she didn't think would fit Richard untill Richard took out his Richard and started... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://com4.runboard.c... Post Number: 1255 Registered: Jun-06 | stuffing the gerbil into the cond0m.. |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2074 Registered: Mar-06 | when the gerbil suddenly had babies.. |
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Gold Member Username: Livin_loudNo HTML in h... Post Number: 1499 Registered: Jan-06 | but bush had a ketchup packet handy and ate those up quick and then |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sHit you in the chest m... Post Number: 1843 Registered: Feb-06 | went on a motherfuckin paper chase |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2077 Registered: Mar-06 | and then i robbed him to buy everyone on ecoustics some killer systems capable of doing 200db for andre's deepest darkest fantasy of masterbating to the magical power of the bass after staying up for 365 ..... |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sHit you in the chest m... Post Number: 1849 Registered: Feb-06 | After this Andre finally fell asleep only to be awakened by his new home theater system that was capable of producing 180 decibels tuned to 7 hz... |
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Silver Member Username: James_the_godDoncaster, South Yorkshire England Post Number: 393 Registered: Jan-05 | ..which dislodged a critical internal organ.. |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9921 Registered: Dec-04 | which floated around and got lodged in his upper right quadrant and made him go into toxic shock from his bowels backing up into his throat. This all happened so fast that... |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://com4.runboard.c... Post Number: 1257 Registered: Jun-06 | Cheney didnt even get a chance to shoot the presidents face.... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9923 Registered: Dec-04 | with a wad full of free Iraqi oil that he supplies his whole friends and family network with while we sit here and pay out of theass for! Bush looked at him right as he was about to shoot and yelled with a flabbergasted look on his face STOP or... |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sHit you in the chest m... Post Number: 1858 Registered: Feb-06 | I will burn all you liberal b*stards at the stake. |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11168 Registered: Jul-05 | but instead of burning them they used the already prepared fire for a barbeque & invited some strippers over where they had this big 0rgy which costs ........ |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 47 Registered: Feb-07 | the evil midget with 11 toes .... |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sHit you in the chest m... Post Number: 1861 Registered: Feb-06 | and then Bush doused the fire with his free oil while laughing and did burn the liberal b*stards |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5258 Registered: Jun-06 | where the sun don't shine, causing the liberals to reach for the evil 11 toed midget and some walnuts for.. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13675 Registered: Dec-03 | the latest copy of People Magazine. |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9929 Registered: Dec-04 | which was ripped right on the picture of reece witherspoon who was pissed that |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5265 Registered: Jun-06 | she wasn't included in casting for Jackazz the movie, prompting her to.. |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11171 Registered: Jul-05 | strip n\ude in protest - needless to say all the guys were totally weak from w@cking off to her & ... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9931 Registered: Dec-04 | drooling all over themselves. They called in Lilrob for some circlejerk power. Once he arrived all was... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5266 Registered: Jun-06 | good until he showed everyone his yellow feathered, vanilla scented... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9939 Registered: Dec-04 | double sided Mr blacky that he was about to penetrate them with when all of a sudden out of nowhere |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 48 Registered: Feb-07 | toilet paper |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5272 Registered: Jun-06 | came falling out of the sky from a military cargo plane carrying supplies for a mission to.. |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9942 Registered: Dec-04 | Guatemala! The auto pilot was installed backwards and brought them toward Greenland. Once they found this out they... |
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Silver Member Username: Mash4kashLafayette, LA Post Number: 119 Registered: Feb-06 | landed and ask for help but instead they got... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9947 Registered: Dec-04 | mutant penguins with AK's and bad tempers who |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2094 Registered: Mar-06 | to meet lil rob and the double sided mr blacky.....and in return they gave him... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9949 Registered: Dec-04 | a swift fin to theAss! He was so mad that |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5277 Registered: Jun-06 | he grabbed his "keeker" amps and stormed off towards the woods where he met up with drivin' and they exchanged... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9955 Registered: Dec-04 | spit for about 20 minutes until a clan of Gaybashing Polar bears |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5282 Registered: Jun-06 | demanded rights to the the movie, which p1ssed lilrob and drivin' off enough to.. |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9984 Registered: Dec-04 | get down on all 4's and try to entice the polar bears into taking their virginity from the holiest of holes when the polar bears... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11178 Registered: Jul-05 | r in hibernation but meanwhile back @ the Xmen's mansion ..... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9996 Registered: Dec-04 | wolverine was sharpening his claws while... |
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Silver Member Username: Mash4kashLafayette, LA Post Number: 123 Registered: Feb-06 | Cyclops is f!ckin the sh!t outta storm and jean grey... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9999 Registered: Dec-04 | was outside by the pond doing the normal.. |
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Silver Member Username: Mash4kashLafayette, LA Post Number: 124 Registered: Feb-06 | until she hears and feels a very loud and trembling boom which was over 223.6db only to see it was... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11182 Registered: Jul-05 | Rovin who just pulled up in his ride & in it were fellow ecoustic platinum members ... |
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Gold Member Username: Mygame5982I Got Serious Wang H-..., TEXAS US Post Number: 1549 Registered: Jan-06 | who happen to all have three inch peckers..... |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2096 Registered: Mar-06 | only after eating a box of viagra... |
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Silver Member Username: James_the_godDoncaster, South Yorkshire England Post Number: 394 Registered: Jan-05 | which made them strangely attracted to their speakers. Then a sudden turn in the storyline, EVERYONE woke up on the lost island which had no audio equipment.. |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac151.9db Dail... My wangers b... Post Number: 2101 Registered: Mar-06 | only until KiLLa' designed his own cars and audio on the lost island... made from 24Kt gold, and some plainum\silver,since the abundant source on the island... i have to.. |
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Silver Member Username: James_the_godDoncaster, South Yorkshire England Post Number: 395 Registered: Jan-05 | build J.Jarvis a cliff side designer home with a balcony, pool and drinks parlour so I can watch the sunset everynight in a magical place which will.. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13677 Registered: Dec-03 | really impress the hungry apes in the island. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5289 Registered: Jun-06 | who like to drink orange soda and eat pezz, that is, until it's time to... |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 52 Registered: Feb-07 | shave your armpit hair and pubes |
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Platinum Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 10010 Registered: Dec-04 | because if they don't trim them they grow so long they get caught... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5294 Registered: Jun-06 | in ppl's braces, so remember to never paly leap frog with a unicorn and never, never... |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2406 Registered: Jan-06 | smile at a crocodile,never stop to chat or even talk a while. Don't be taken in by his toothsome grin, he's just thinking how well you'd fit inside his skin.... |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 61 Registered: Feb-07 | and pop back out in the fetal position |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5307 Registered: Jun-06 | holding a bud and smoking a blunt while thinking of the first time you got some, which was.. |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 66 Registered: Feb-07 | with the evil midget with the 11 toes. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13678 Registered: Dec-03 | Meanwhile, at the world famous Pink Taco Stand... |
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Platinum Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 10012 Registered: Dec-04 | a horrible smell was let loose that was so rancid that... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11188 Registered: Jul-05 | ppl thought the vendor had sh1t himself but was really the ..... |
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Silver Member Username: James_the_godDoncaster, South Yorkshire England Post Number: 400 Registered: Jan-05 | quite simply the pink tacos which happened to actually trully be in disguise... |
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Silver Member Username: Mash4kashLafayette, LA Post Number: 138 Registered: Feb-06 | of fresh dead women cl!ts... |
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Silver Member Username: James_the_godDoncaster, South Yorkshire England Post Number: 403 Registered: Jan-05 | which means this thread has undergone enough abuse and is rendering itself as CLOSED And here some clever fella will prove its not closed |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 81 Registered: Feb-07 | Meanwhile under the titanic layed a woman with one breast which |