We miss him....

LK Gold Member Username: Lklives Post Number: 8920 Registered: Jan-06	Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 20:20 GMT He was one of my favorites WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, Yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a Sexy neglig*ee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I Went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate Myself now." I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex Offenders. My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the Kitchen the roaches hang themselves. I'm so ugly, I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for Mooning. The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked "Why?" He said "Because you came home early." My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night. My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with
SOPE Bronze Member Username: Sope Texas sky Post Number: 30 Registered: Jul-06	Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 22:10 GMT
Mr. Skullz Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1 Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 218 Registered: Feb-07	Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 00:01 GMT "My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with" AHAHAHAHAHAHA but i don't know who RODNEY DANGERFIELD is...sry
Mark Highland Silver Member Username: Rideredder Cornell, IL USA Post Number: 804 Registered: Sep-05	Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 00:16 GMT One of my favorite lines of his is, "The only way I get women now is because of who I am.... a rapist."
Paul Larrea Gold Member Username: Wingmanalive A pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5718 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 00:53 GMT I didn't hear anything. How did he go? Wow am I out of touch with current news. He was a legend in my time and a certain "hall of famer". Caddyshack!!! FTMFW!!!
LK Gold Member Username: Lklives Post Number: 8930 Registered: Jan-06	Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 02:43 GMT Rodney Dangerfield dead at 82! Comic suffered complications after heart-valve replacement.. Updated: 10:44 a.m. ET Oct 7, 2004 LOS ANGELES - Rodney Dangerfield knew "I don't get no respect" was funny when it cracked up New Yorkers, notorious for being tough. From there on out, the one-liner became his catchphrase -- and the pudgy, bug-eyed comic became the perennial loser. Dangerfield, 82, died Tuesday afternoon at the University of California, Los Angeles, Medical Center, where he had undergone heart surgery in August, said publicist Kevin Sasaki. After the operation, Sasaki said, the comedian suffered a small stroke and developed infectious and abdominal complications. He had been in a coma but regained consciousness in the past week. Paul.. he died 2 1/2 years ago!...October 2004
Paul Larrea Gold Member Username: Wingmanalive A pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5730 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 02:54 GMT Wow! This is what happens when you spend time on forums and not paying attention! I really do need to turn the tv on and watch.
Mr. Skullz Silver Member Username: Mrskullz1 Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 253 Registered: Feb-07	Posted on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 00:31 GMT paul...the sat section is for u...free tv
Paul Larrea Gold Member Username: Wingmanalive A pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5756 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Friday, April 20, 2007 - 21:30 GMT Haha! Yes it is man.....yes it is. I swear I have to change my shorts everytime I go in there.

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