Archive through April 01, 2007
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11090 Registered: Jul-05 | ok this should be fun - it goes like this i put a few words & u all add in a few more as if we r telling a never ending story ex i post : ...so i was going down the ... & some1 can continue it like ...road bumping my tunes when i ... U all get it right ?  So here goes : I was heading down the ... |
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Platinum Member Username: BestmankindLos Angeles, CA USA Post Number: 11667 Registered: Oct-05 | street to pick up a fine b!tch. |
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Gold Member Username: PelonaPerres, California Post Number: 2030 Registered: Dec-05 | to suck my d!ck |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11091 Registered: Jul-05 | .....but i forgot i had no ... |
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Gold Member Username: PelonaPerres, California Post Number: 2031 Registered: Dec-05 | ......money to pay her........ |
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Platinum Member Username: BestmankindLos Angeles, CA USA Post Number: 11668 Registered: Oct-05 | so i went to the atm machine and took out some money. |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2336 Registered: Jan-06 | but a mugger snuck up behind me. |
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Gold Member Username: PitbullguyAscendant Audio Arsenals, Chicago What the phu... Post Number: 1174 Registered: Oct-06 | ...and said don't bother, i'll spot you some loot... |
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Gold Member Username: SouthernrebelMonroe, Louisiana DD 9515d~~]... Post Number: 4755 Registered: Mar-04 | then I kicked him in the balls and walked away. |
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Gold Member Username: Livin_loudNo HTML in h... Post Number: 1466 Registered: Jan-06 | to the h0okers house and gave her a tip |
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Gold Member Username: Matt12490California USA Post Number: 2078 Registered: May-05 | ..then looked down at my d!ck and realized... |
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Gold Member Username: SouthernrebelMonroe, Louisiana DD 9515d~~]... Post Number: 4757 Registered: Mar-04 | the c()ndom broke. |
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Gold Member Username: PelonaPerres, California Post Number: 2032 Registered: Dec-05 | .....so i fixed it...... |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2338 Registered: Jan-06 | with duct tape, but.... |
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Silver Member Username: I_likes_da_bassBentonville, AR USA Post Number: 360 Registered: Jun-06 | I ripped out some pubes. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5073 Registered: Jun-06 | So in confession my priest says... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9771 Registered: Dec-04 | Son, you've got HIV! |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13620 Registered: Dec-03 | Two months later...he died! |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11094 Registered: Jul-05 | ......so later on we found out that the priest was ..... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13621 Registered: Dec-03 | a mass murderer... |
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Platinum Member Username: BestmankindLos Angeles, CA USA Post Number: 11675 Registered: Oct-05 | so i called the police. |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 23 Registered: Feb-07 | ...but he already got to them |
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Platinum Member Username: BestmankindLos Angeles, CA USA Post Number: 11677 Registered: Oct-05 | so chad lee shows up. |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 27 Registered: Feb-07 | in a thong |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503Http://com4.runboard.c... Post Number: 1239 Registered: Jun-06 | and says "I'm a sexy b!tch" |
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Silver Member Username: Super_marioPost Number: 187 Registered: Mar-06 | Then the priest shows up |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13625 Registered: Dec-03 | with the police... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9775 Registered: Dec-04 | guns drawn ready to come in shooting |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 29 Registered: Feb-07 | all in matrix style...bullets flying everywhere...jus missing chad lee's croch |
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Silver Member Username: Super_marioPost Number: 188 Registered: Mar-06 | and out of nowhere he pulls out two full loaded btl's and blows them away |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 32 Registered: Feb-07 | ...with 4k WATTS.. |
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Silver Member Username: Super_marioPost Number: 189 Registered: Mar-06 | and turns to run... |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 33 Registered: Feb-07 | meeting head to head with the priest saying.. |
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Silver Member Username: Super_marioPost Number: 190 Registered: Mar-06 | WTF B!CTH cant you see i'm trying |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5075 Registered: Jun-06 | to get this d@mn thong off! But... |
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Platinum Member Username: BestmankindLos Angeles, CA USA Post Number: 11678 Registered: Oct-05 | it won't come off cause its buried deep. |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9777 Registered: Dec-04 | deep into my crack, speaking of crack where is the hooker who? |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5076 Registered: Jun-06 | is late for her appointment with.... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9785 Registered: Dec-04 | the voo doo therapist who |
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Gold Member Username: Arande2Extreme SQ FTW Post Number: 2110 Registered: Dec-06 | has almost died 1000 times from... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5077 Registered: Jun-06 | faulty bungee chords. Uh oh, here comes.... |
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Gold Member Username: Arande2Extreme SQ FTW Post Number: 2111 Registered: Dec-06 | Evil Knievel COVERED in.. |
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Gold Member Username: Livin_loudNo HTML in h... Post Number: 1471 Registered: Jan-06 | k.y. jelly ready to |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5078 Registered: Jun-06 | find that d@mn hooker who just bought a... |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2343 Registered: Jan-06 | humongous d!ldo, that she was gonna use on |
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Gold Member Username: Arande2Extreme SQ FTW Post Number: 2113 Registered: Dec-06 | a way overstuffed bear that cost |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13627 Registered: Dec-03 | 2 cents. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5080 Registered: Jun-06 | This is where the story turns really weird. Turns out the hooker and the priest..... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13629 Registered: Dec-03 | are conjoined twins who were surgically separated. |
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Silver Member Username: SheriffPost Number: 274 Registered: Jan-07 | were actually Siamese twins at birth... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5081 Registered: Jun-06 | who to this day still share a..... |
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Gold Member Username: Nyyfan13Fi SSD USA Post Number: 4503 Registered: Jul-06 | world record for the biggest... |
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Gold Member Username: Arande2Extreme SQ FTW Post Number: 2117 Registered: Dec-06 | Scooby-D00ooby-Doo. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5086 Registered: Jun-06 | doll that sold at a local auction for a twinky and a pair of.... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11096 Registered: Jul-05 | ...jockstraps which once belong to ..... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9798 Registered: Dec-04 | King tutt's dog who's name was |
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Gold Member Username: Arande2Extreme SQ FTW Post Number: 2129 Registered: Dec-06 | so deadly that when someone said it.. |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9799 Registered: Dec-04 | they would come down with a deadly case of the clap, but thats not all |
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Gold Member Username: Arande2Extreme SQ FTW Post Number: 2130 Registered: Dec-06 | as even today the name causes eternal... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11098 Registered: Jul-05 | ..what happened , soon after this lil 15yr old girl ran up to me offering BJs @ $10 a piece so i ..... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9802 Registered: Dec-04 | jumped on the offer and she bit down so hard I saw stars, so I raised my hand and |
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Silver Member Username: GavdawgUpstate, New York Post Number: 511 Registered: Nov-06 | answered the question my teacher asked. |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 34 Registered: Feb-07 | ...what time are you going to fook me? |
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Silver Member Username: Super_marioPost Number: 191 Registered: Mar-06 | slapped the living sh!t out of her |
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Bronze Member Username: Mrskullz1Brooklyn, New York Post Number: 35 Registered: Feb-07 | just for fun |
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Silver Member Username: GavdawgUpstate, New York Post Number: 513 Registered: Nov-06 | but then her husband came home, and wanted to join us. |
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Gold Member Username: Arande2Extreme SQ FTW Post Number: 2134 Registered: Dec-06 |  |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11100 Registered: Jul-05 | ..i said to him 'go fluck urself', he was dissapointed so ..... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13631 Registered: Dec-03 | he went to Nepal and became a monk. |
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Silver Member Username: GavdawgUpstate, New York Post Number: 517 Registered: Nov-06 | where he was introduced to Rosy Palm and her five sisters. |
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Gold Member Username: PelonaPerres, California Post Number: 2034 Registered: Dec-05 | .....which each had an infected v*gina..... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13635 Registered: Dec-03 | ...we'd rather be in Miami Beach...but it would take... (this story should have more creativity than just "d!cks, pu$$ies, v@ginas, d!ldos, etc,...) |
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Gold Member Username: SouthernrebelMonroe, Louisiana DD 9515d~~]... Post Number: 4764 Registered: Mar-04 | over $5mill to buy the sheep eating joo-joo beasts that in habit the hills of Chooka-munga. But without warning, 5000 such beasts decended upon Talladega like a pack a rabid donkeys hell bent on finding the lost sandle of the rice-sh1tting squirle. (that creative enough for ya?) |
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Gold Member Username: Arande2Extreme SQ FTW Post Number: 2143 Registered: Dec-06 | In the lair they opened up the ceiling and put out the 2 mile diameter 2000-foot excursion super-woofer powered by amplifiers drawing from capacitors that constantly absorbed the power from all the lightning strikes in the world (what did you think all those lightning rods were for?) and belted out a 10hz sine wave at full excursion causing the joo-joos to.. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13636 Registered: Dec-03 | And a sinister plan evolved... |
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Silver Member Username: SkiesCourtenay, British Colu... Canada Post Number: 502 Registered: Aug-05 | What might this sinister plan be, you ask? Let me explain... |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2346 Registered: Jan-06 | I have this weapon, call it a laser, thats powerful enough to blow up planets....code name Death Star. Unfortunately, the Rebel Alliance got wind of things, and someone stole the plans for the Death Star and is in the process of taking the plans to their home base. So.. |
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Platinum Member Username: Chaunb3400Huntsville, Alabama U.S. Post Number: 12027 Registered: Jul-05 | i decided to.. |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2349 Registered: Jan-06 | >>SCREECH!!! hold on, Chauncey... I sit there, put a nice short paragraph down, and your addition is "I decided to"? come on...come up with something better next time.....anyway, back to our story....<< send my minion, Dark Helmet, to retrieve those plans. Unfortunately, they were stored in the memory banks of a robot that somehow escaped the attack, so.... |
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Gold Member Username: Arande2Extreme SQ FTW Post Number: 2149 Registered: Dec-06 | this is how it goes.... |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2351 Registered: Jan-06 | DAMNIT! Cant you people put up more than a few words, would make things more interesting. |
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Gold Member Username: BernymacCambodian Post Number: 2319 Registered: Sep-04 | The End} I guess the neverending story does end..... Opps  |
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Gold Member Username: Arande2Extreme SQ FTW Post Number: 2154 Registered: Dec-06 | ^^^ That was Dr. STOP with his plot to stop the NEVERENDING story... He tries to end it...but he doesn't realize the story is eternal and forever, so saying The End may not end it. In that sense, I could say the end as much as I want...but the story never does end. It's always going...even if it doesn't continue right now..it will in the future. Dr. STOP grew up and his parents always let him go and do whatever he wanted and it never ended so now he tries to stop everything for the damage that caused to him. And now we will continue with what Dark Helmet did... Dark Helmet went off to find the robot. To his surprise he ran right into right into it when he opened it's door. It said, "Human! Do you not realize what is to become of you?" He replied with, "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! ATTTAAAACKK!!!" Dark Helmet took out his laser and layed waste to the robot's control circuits and rearranged them to his demand. The robot was now on his side and they went to the Rebel Alliance to dominate it. Once they got there...things started to get weird.. |
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Silver Member Username: Super_marioPost Number: 192 Registered: Mar-06 | ...for one, Chad Lee and Berny were caught hold hand s when we entered. They look stunned to see me with my robot friends. They called for back-up but little did they know I had worked over all of their robots to be on my side. With no time to spair they ran to their car's and tried to bumb as loud as they could to disorientate us. We got tired of their music so i blasted them with my laser. They had been defeated and i was off once again to defeat the ever more powerful... |
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Silver Member Username: Super_marioPost Number: 193 Registered: Mar-06 | **holding |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2361 Registered: Jan-06 | HOLDING????WTF??? If you can't add something to the story please dont post at all. to continue... ..........the ever more powerful FI BTL! Yes, a previously unknown robot of immense power, that I could NOT reprogram. Things were looking bleak, until... |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11117 Registered: Jul-05 | ...Rovin showed up with his killer ATOMIC sub which made every p\ee in their ...... |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5121 Registered: Jun-06 | swimming pools. Oh no! The sides are about to split! Quickly, everyone in the pool... |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13638 Registered: Dec-03 | ...start drinking!!! Mean while back in Nepal... |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2367 Registered: Jan-06 | the Golden Child was waiting on Eddie Murphy to rescue him, and.. |
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Silver Member Username: Super_marioPost Number: 194 Registered: Mar-06 | *wolfman if you even read my little paragraph you will find the the word HOLD should have been HOLDING, hence the corrected holding post. Thats why you got confused.* ...all hell had broken loose and it was up to Dark Helmet to take care of business the only way he knew how, which was... |
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Silver Member Username: GavdawgUpstate, New York Post Number: 524 Registered: Nov-06 | stringing everyone up in a telephone pole. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5125 Registered: Jun-06 | watch 33 consecutive episodes of the Golden girls, after 4 of which... |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sHit you in the chest m... Post Number: 1788 Registered: Feb-06 | The golden girls confessed to being whores that were secretly in business with the mass murdering priest... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9828 Registered: Dec-04 | Blanch and Rose the old golden girl were two of the dirtiest |
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Gold Member Username: Nyyfan13Fi SSD USA Post Number: 4509 Registered: Jul-06 | ...little s1uts in all of nepal who... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9832 Registered: Dec-04 | like to perform circle jerks, it is worth it because blanch has webbed toes and when she lubes them up it |
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Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11120 Registered: Jul-05 | ...she can give u a hand job with dem toes & she only charges ..... |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 9836 Registered: Dec-04 | 4 tomatoes to do it, the funny thing about it is |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 5141 Registered: Jun-06 | she also loves italian food, which is why she.. |