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Silver Member Username: Kaos15thPost Number: 406 Registered: Mar-05 | Just got this from a friend in an email and though it was pretty funny. think twice before you turn up the volume of your favorite p0rno, it just might get you in trouble! Armed Man Who Mistook P0rn Sounds For R@pe Charged (AP) OCONOMOWOC, Wis. A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being r@ped, but the sound actually was from a p0rnographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching. "Now I feel stup!d," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake." According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock. "Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?" The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone. The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs. Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is due in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail. Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there. "I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword. "I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said. Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant. Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 words Post Number: 4082 Registered: Jun-06 | Keep your p@rn turned down guys, or wear headphones. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13158 Registered: Dec-03 | Headphones FTW! |
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Silver Member Username: PitbullguyChicago, Illinois I Eats Beats... Post Number: 900 Registered: Oct-06 | getting laid for real FTW |
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Gold Member Username: AdddisorderWest palm, Florida Post Number: 3511 Registered: Jan-06 | ^^x2 |
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Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sHit you in the chest m... Post Number: 1543 Registered: Feb-06 | ^^x3 |
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Silver Member Username: Adam_s15 TC9 Hybrid, RE MT Softparts Post Number: 777 Registered: Aug-04 | D@MN Both people were probably extremely embarrassed. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 13177 Registered: Dec-03 | Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant. That's funnier!  |
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Silver Member Username: Adam_s15 TC9 Hybrid, RE MT Softparts Post Number: 784 Registered: Aug-04 | ^^ yeah. That is pretty funny. |
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Gold Member Username: Van_manBoston South, MA Post Number: 2121 Registered: Mar-06 | Funny fight vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aKNzB6pikI |