How about a thread about some bums that live in your city. or some crazy loons, and the signs.
saw a bum once with "visions of a cheese burger" I liked it a lot better then the "will work for food" plus i thought it was kind of funny, so i bought him a cheese burger for being creative. also seen "why lie, need booze"
I think the ones that talk to themselves are the funniest though.
i'll tell you one thing though. the homeless don't want change anymore. they want at least a dollar bill. lol. last time i gave a homeless guy 4 quarters (which is a dollar) but not knowing exactly how much he got, he asked me if i dont have a dollar. he said not much you can do on some change these days. rofl.
another time, a homeless dude saw me smoking outside of a restraunt. he asked me for a cigarrete so i took my pack out to give him one. when he saw that it was marlboro red's, he asked me if i had marlboro lights. i told him no and he said its cool he doesn't need it. lol.
Haha. I love the homeless people that park a truck about 2 stop lights down and walk where they are standing. they have a shopping cart w/ them but if they are at the intersection, the truck is somewhere around.
You smoke Cowboy Killaz, Chad? That's AWFUL for you. I mean I smoke too, but damn. Marlboro Reds. You know it's bad when a homeless guy thinks you have bad cig taste, haha. buy some Djarums. Cloves are great. Yum.
cloves last WAY too long lol, but i don't mind them every so often. i'm pretty light on grits (lingo around here). if i have a pack, they're newports, and they'll go bout 2 weeks if i don't have people bummin em all. but yeah, reds ftl lol
Panhandlers are some of the wealthiest "nonworkers" we have in this country. There's a guy who drives to Atlantic city every day in his cadillac, parks about 4 blocks from the boardwalk. Then changes into his "street gear" and panhandles for like 10 hours. He's made a living and pays a mortgage off what he begs off other ppl. It even made 20/20 one episode. He doesn't deny it, just takes advantage of other ppl's gulability.
The only bums I see have come into Ruby Tuesday in the past week while we have been training. They will come in and act like we're open. They go straight to the bar and order a drink and we have to tell them to leave, haha.
OH MY GOD reece you work at Ruby Tuesday??? I FU<KING LOVE THAT PLACE!!! I usually order the loaded cheese fries for an appetizer they are soooo flame, got lil bacon bits, mad cheese, sour cream sooo goooodd!!! Then i get the Julius Cheeser Burger but WTF man last time i went there the Julius Cheeser wasn't on the menu anymore i was PISSED
We completely changed the menu... We're "trying to attract more upscale society". They want to be a high end restaurant instead of a burger joint with sh!t on the walls. Their new menu is delicious though. You should try the triple prime burger or the smokehouse burger. You will forget about the Julius Cheezer, haha.
! They are the best when you're drunk... aka... now