HILARIOUS Scammer story I need to share with you guys!
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Gold Member Username: Alias747Eclipse Ti, MN Post Number: 1875 Registered: Apr-05 | Ok so I have been trying to sell some rims on craigslist for the past couple of weeks. I have been BOMBARDED with scammers. I actually gave my address to one of these scammers for the hell of it. Well he e-mails me back and says that he is sending me a certified check. I am like whatever. Well, today UPS stops by with on overnight envelope. I am blown away I didn't really think he would send anything. I open it up and it is the most obvious scammer template that you can come across. An "OFFICIAL CERTIFIED CHECK" for $3000.75. I was only selling my rims for $550. In his letter he tells me to cash the check immediately and then Western Union the excess to the address and account listed. I mean come on how more obvious do you have to get? Then he has an e-mail listed that I should e-mail him when I have done all this and give him the WU reference number. So I decided to have a little fun.... Here is the email I sent back to him: I got a check in the mail for $3000 dollars. I followed all of your directions implicitly. I cashed it and I have wired the excess to where you told me to. I am glad that I was able to sell my rims to you. Please let me know when you will be sending someone to come pick them up. I have attached a picture I took of my official bank statement so that you can see all the information you need for yourself.... (I attached this picture to the e-mail with the file name "official bank statemnet.jpg")  OHHHH... SNAP! SCAMMER = PWN3D! Haha what do you think of that @SSHOLE? Everything look satisfactory? GREAT! Now please follow my directions: 1. Place each foot in bucket 2. Fill both buckets to the top with cement 3. Allow to dry 4. Jump off nearest bridge Regards, The one that OWNED you, B1TCH BAWLIN'! Lol I got a good laugh out of that. The nerve of some people. Get a damn job and work for your money like everyone else does! |
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Gold Member Username: Nyyfan13Fi SSD USA Post Number: 2302 Registered: Jul-06 | hahahaha. thats awesome man |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 12381 Registered: Dec-03 | That's friggin' hilarious!  |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 12382 Registered: Dec-03 | Oh and that pic..... DISTURBING! |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 2710 Registered: Jun-06 | Haha. Should've told him you cashed the check and kept the $$$!!!! |
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Silver Member Username: Denali_on_22sSSX, Tenneki US of A Post Number: 860 Registered: Feb-06 | thats great haha |
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Gold Member Username: Alias747Eclipse Ti, MN Post Number: 1879 Registered: Apr-05 | I was thinking about doing that too Paul, but I thought tricking him into thinking that I actually was doing it would be more fun!  |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 8767 Registered: Dec-04 | HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!thats great!!!!!!!! |
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Gold Member Username: MixneffectOrangevale, Ca. USA Post Number: 1387 Registered: Apr-05 | " I actually gave my address " hmmmmmmmmmm I wouldnt piss this person off. |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 8769 Registered: Dec-04 | thats exactly what I was thinking^ |
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Gold Member Username: Alias747Eclipse Ti, MN Post Number: 1880 Registered: Apr-05 | He lives in Arizona or something, at least that's what the envelope said. And the check said a bank in Texas. He may not even be from this country for all I know. I am not too worried about it. I bet he gets similar responses from many other people. |
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Silver Member Username: PitbullguyChicago, Illinois I Eats Beats... Post Number: 380 Registered: Oct-06 | careful not to p!ss the wrong wacko...that is pretty funny though  |
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Silver Member Username: CavsmaximaNew York United States Post Number: 978 Registered: Aug-06 | That is def a great story. |
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Gold Member Username: Van_manBoston South, MA Post Number: 1719 Registered: Mar-06 | I got this one Directly---- From:Wile Goodson. 551 Main Bazaar, Shahdara, New Delhi, India. My Dearest Friend, I could not contact you earlier before now due to my tight schedules. I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting that fund transferd under the cooperation of a new partner from India. Presently I'm in New Delhi with the partner for the some projects with the money. Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in that process despite that it failed us at that time. Now,I want you to contact my secretary,his name is Valentine Smith and his email address is: valsmith00002@yahoo.com ask Him to send you the total sum of ( $900, 000.00 ) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with my secretary Valentine Smith and instruct him where to send the Draft to you. Please do let me know immediately you contact him to receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment, I am very busy here because of the projects which I and the new partner are have at hand. Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on your behalf to receive that Draft, so feel free to get in touch with Him and He will send the Draft to you without any delay as I have instructed him to make sure that He send you the Draft via EMS for security reason and urgent delivery of it to you. Best regards, Wile Goodson. 551 Main Bazaar, Shahdara, New Delhi, India. |
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Silver Member Username: CavsmaximaNew York United States Post Number: 984 Registered: Aug-06 | why did he send u that? |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1562 Registered: Jan-06 | I can answer that one...in the last part of the letter it says "I have instructed him to make sure that He send you the Draft via EMS for security reason " EMS is probably some kind of electronic money transfer and the "secretary" will ask for your account information, so he can put the money in the account... of course in reality, they will do the opposite and take money out of the account |
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Gold Member Username: Basshead86FTW Post Number: 9819 Registered: Aug-05 | Isaac, you are the MANGGGGGGGGGG hahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Silver Member Username: CavsmaximaNew York United States Post Number: 992 Registered: Aug-06 | very clever, i wouldnt of even realized that. |
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Gold Member Username: Alias747Eclipse Ti, MN Post Number: 1889 Registered: Apr-05 | Lol thanks Muddy!  Riding the world of filth one scammer at a time!  |
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Gold Member Username: CavsmaximaNew York United States Post Number: 1002 Registered: Aug-06 | People who do that cant get into trouble? |
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Gold Member Username: Basshead86FTW Post Number: 9829 Registered: Aug-05 |
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