Stupid stuff in movies...
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1448 Registered: Jan-06 | ok, things in movies that make no sense whatsoever...like.. 1>a car goes over a cliff, and blows up in midair...there is no reason for the car to blow up, it just went airborne, it should blow up when it hits bottom. 2>When the bad guys in a movie all have machine guns, but evidently have terrible aim...they never hit the good guy, and he takes them all out with a semi-auto pistol that for some reason NEVER needs reloading. 3>Cars in movies that, no matter where they get hit, front,back , side, roof , whatever....they go up in flames....I saw this one the other day, a truck blasts through a police roadblock, hitting both cars in the front, and they both explode....funny I thought in most cars, the gas tank was in back... any other ones anyone can think of? |
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Gold Member Username: RedlinerWilmington, Ma Post Number: 3503 Registered: Jun-05 | how about in almost any movie with any fight scenes that the bad guys always look so mean and nasty and tough but then they fight the good guys and they take the out like 10 to 1 like there not even there |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 12141 Registered: Dec-03 | Don't forget the TV show "The A-Team"...all those firing guns and nobody ever gets shot/gets hit with a bullet. Then there's "The Dukes of Hazard". All those ravines being jumped by the General Lee. Things that don't make sense...come on man...that's Hollywoood! |
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Silver Member Username: I_likes_da_bassBentonville, AR USA Post Number: 315 Registered: Jun-06 | I always love how cars get shot in movies and it's like the car just bats it off like a person swatting a fly. You might see a little spark but rarely any actual bullet penetration or paint scratches. |
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Bronze Member Username: LuisdelbronxBronx, NY USA Post Number: 89 Registered: Jan-06 | How about in some movies people take huge falls and it doesnt really hurt them. it happens alot in fight scenes too. |
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Gold Member Username: Basshead86FTW Post Number: 9729 Registered: Aug-05 | lara croft holding 2.....2 50 Cal Deagles....and she can fire them accurately....riiiight |
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Gold Member Username: Basshead86FTW Post Number: 9730 Registered: Aug-05 | or people holding Deagles sideways and taking out everyone....riiiight. lmao |
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Silver Member Username: RideredderCornell, IL USA Post Number: 662 Registered: Sep-05 | Cars squeeling the tires on dirt. |
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Silver Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 850 Registered: Mar-06 | /\/\ Haha thats great |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 2491 Registered: Jun-06 | Any chase scene when a car is about to slam into a parked car and it gets "ramped" up behind and sails over the parked car without the parked car even moving!!! |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin1 12 Premier... Post Number: 10299 Registered: Jul-05 | ^^^ 4 real ,man ! i saw that on every episode of CHiPs how about on Walker texas ranger or XINA where a dozen ppl attack but hey the hero/heroine always kicks their @sses ....  |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1460 Registered: Jan-06 | You realize, when a dozen or more people attack the hero, they attack no more than one or two at a time....if they got smart and all attacked at once...well..no more hero....lol |
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Silver Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 858 Registered: Mar-06 | there is a pretty funny clip of mike vallely taking on 3-4 guys because they were talking sh!t to him. He kicked their @sses |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 12173 Registered: Dec-03 | The main characters ALWAYS get the best parking spots right in front of the place they need to be. |
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Silver Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 864 Registered: Mar-06 | or they always get the girl. no matter how odd/wierd/ugly/stupid he is. |
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Gold Member Username: Nyyfan13Fi SSD USA Post Number: 1999 Registered: Jul-06 | these are the reasons they are called movies...they are fake, wel atleast most of them. without half of these things, we wouldnt watch them |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 12193 Registered: Dec-03 | Is this why you haven't watched "The Godfather"??? |
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Silver Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego Post Number: 114 Registered: Dec-06 | LOL, great responses. What I hate is the way actors drink a beer without tilting their head back like any normal person does, and also that stupid way they do the "wrap-around" when they take off their glasses. Seriously, try to drink a whole beer without tilting your head back, all you'll wind up with is a bottle full of foam. Bugs the f!ck outta me that Hollywood is so formulaic and they won't break it for anything. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 12204 Registered: Dec-03 | Love the old westerns and their six shooters that never run out of bullets. Charlie Chan portrayed by a not so Chinese actor. Cops hiding behind their car doors in a shoot out, like the car door is going to stop a bullet. |
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Gold Member Username: NuckPost Number: 5144 Registered: Dec-04 | Shooting a lock off with a handgun. |
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Bronze Member Username: LuisdelbronxBronx, NY USA Post Number: 97 Registered: Jan-06 | in every movie everybodies f@rt sounds the same..thats pretty dumb..why not make new sound effects like family guy and southpark do. how hard can it be to put a mic to your back side and f@rt or even fake some lol... |
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Gold Member Username: Nyyfan13Fi SSD USA Post Number: 2041 Registered: Jul-06 | hhaha berny, im getting around to it |
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Silver Member Username: Livin_loud18 of Love Fi Audio Post Number: 738 Registered: Jan-06 | obviously fake added computer animation redundant sound fx sound fx that don't match what you see predictable plots |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 12244 Registered: Dec-03 | You must hate "The Lord of the Rings"  |
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Gold Member Username: Nyyfan13Fi SSD USA Post Number: 2044 Registered: Jul-06 | thats another one i havent seen berny |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 12245 Registered: Dec-03 | Not until you have seen "The Godfather". Don't let other things distract you man. You don't want to end up like Fredo. And I do not mean Frodo the Hobbit. I mean Fredo Corleone... And don't anybody tell him who that one is. |
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Gold Member Username: Nyyfan13Fi SSD USA Post Number: 2047 Registered: Jul-06 | im guessing fredo is from the godfather. just a guess. but i cant watch it this weekend, hopefully next weekend. how long is it? isnt it like 3 hours long? |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 12246 Registered: Dec-03 | |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 8650 Registered: Dec-04 | wow Yanks, Drivingreckless hasnt seen it either. Go check it out great movie, great great movie!! |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 2583 Registered: Jun-06 | You need a full day. The trilogy could set you back like 7+ hrs. |
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Gold Member Username: James1115Use a simple... Post Number: 8655 Registered: Dec-04 | IMO the only ones worth watching are the first 2. |
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Silver Member Username: CavsmaximaNew York United States Post Number: 955 Registered: Aug-06 | yeah the first one is aweosme. And the other ones are ok. |
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Gold Member Username: Nyyfan13Fi SSD USA Post Number: 2057 Registered: Jul-06 | d_mn, sounds like i have a long day in front of my soon. im looking forward to watching them eventually |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin1 12 Premier... Post Number: 10332 Registered: Jul-05 | ULTRA-VIOLET - Just saw it 1st time ever & this is exactly what we r talking about here , 1 person kicking azz of 12 or more ppl BTW - didint understand some parts of this movie & i was left wondering wtf ...... |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1495 Registered: Jan-06 | in Ultra-Violet...she was a super-human...so it could make sense. However I thought the movie sucked anyway. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 12260 Registered: Dec-03 | That movie was horribly sucked. |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1507 Registered: Jan-06 | i can name worse...House of the Dead, Hostel, Bloodrayne, Napoleon Dynamite. |
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Silver Member Username: Motomattic3Post Number: 439 Registered: Oct-06 | i just saw ultravoilet tonight and it sucked azz i couldn't really follow the story line, and it never fully made since. there was no character build up or anything so all in all it was pretty dull. |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin1 12 Premier... Post Number: 10343 Registered: Jul-05 | i must admit though - when the Ultraviolet movie began rolling & saw PG rating which said brief nud!ty & i was soooooo hoping to see her t!ties or something but dunno if i missed it since ididnt see sh!t ........ |
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Silver Member Username: Arande2400dB could probably d..., 4000 isnt ev... 100,000dB FU... Post Number: 633 Registered: Dec-06 | What about when there's a small explosion and everyone goes flying off into the middle of nowhere? |