What are some...
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Silver Member Username: Denali_on_22sMaryville, TN Us Post Number: 677 Registered: Feb-06 | good quotes? Any suggestions? Name who said it too. Thanks |
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Gold Member Username: J_baby15Kentucky Post Number: 1036 Registered: Feb-06 | what kinda quotes? Like some deep thinkin stuff. or just off the wall random things. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1879 Registered: Jun-06 | confusious says 1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth. 3. Man who gets kicked in t@sticles, left holding the bag. 4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. 5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly. 6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day. 7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. 8. Virginity like balloon--one pr1ck, all gone. 9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles @ss all over town. 10. He who f@rts in church, sits in own pew. 11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk. 12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. 13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing. 14. Man with male sex organ in peanut butter is f-cking nuts. 15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. 16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have sh!tty time. 17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent. 18. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand 19. Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary. 20. Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!! 21. Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. 22. Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup. 23. Man with hole in pocket feel c@cky all day. 24. Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk. 25. A girl's best @sset is her 'lie'ability. 26. Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have! 27. Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night. 28. Man who run behind car get exhausted. 29. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. 30. Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bast@rd. 31. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. 32. He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab. 33. Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. 34. Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. 35. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. 36. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. 37. Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. 38. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. 39. Elevator smell different to midget. 40. "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" |
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Gold Member Username: Nyyfan13Fi SSD USA Post Number: 1401 Registered: Jul-06 | true character is a measure of what you do when no one is looking |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1880 Registered: Jun-06 | Or do you mean words of wisdom from experience????? |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1881 Registered: Jun-06 | Don't play leap frog with a unicorn???? |
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Gold Member Username: Thx_3417Post Number: 2288 Registered: May-05 | I dont't know let's talk abouton on MSN chat via voice com link ashbe_thx@hotmail.com |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11863 Registered: Dec-03 | "The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool". -- William Shakespeare |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1882 Registered: Jun-06 | Seriously, A good one one used recently here is: May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1883 Registered: Jun-06 | How about: "Watch out for #1, and try not to step in #2". No Idea who said it!!!  |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1241 Registered: Jan-06 | More confucious say Foolish man give woman grand piano, wise man give her upright organ. Foolish man climb tree to pick cherry, wise man spread limbs. Speaking to woman like eating pu$$y, one slip of tongue and you in deep sh!t/ He who laugh last, not get joke. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11864 Registered: Dec-03 | Nice Irish toast, Paul ...heard that in a wedding. |
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Gold Member Username: Thx_3417Post Number: 2290 Registered: May-05 | I had to put though the universal translator! "May you live as long as you want and not as long as want you live?" |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1242 Registered: Jan-06 | In the end, there can be only one! >Connor McLeod from the first Highlander movie |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11865 Registered: Dec-03 | Methinks, Reece's request has spiraled somewhere else LOL |
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Gold Member Username: Thx_3417Post Number: 2291 Registered: May-05 | May you live as long as you want and not as long as want to live. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1884 Registered: Jun-06 | ^^Good, isn't it? |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1243 Registered: Jan-06 | how about this, a conversation that was supposedly between British Prime Minister Winston Churchhill, and some rich lady at a party he was at. Lady>Mr. Prime Minister, you are drunk! WC>Yes ma'am, and you are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11866 Registered: Dec-03 | Ashley...that one is an Irish toast of some sort. Surprised you haven't heard it, mate...no Irish friends??? |
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Gold Member Username: Thx_3417Post Number: 2292 Registered: May-05 | We all live are lives daily with the struggles the grief and pain and yet we pick ourselves back up and continue to struggle. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11867 Registered: Dec-03 | "Your highness, the villagers are revolting!" King : "Yes, I've met them." --Some Monty Python movie, i think |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1885 Registered: Jun-06 | This is getting confusing......Y'all got my message.... |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1244 Registered: Jan-06 | "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti." from Boondock Saints |
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Gold Member Username: Thx_3417Post Number: 2293 Registered: May-05 | Berny LOL No mate not one! I was reading it and knew there was a word missing in the sentence I don't know which one is the true meaning maybe he was drunk as a monkey when he said it? |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1245 Registered: Jan-06 | "And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints ." "Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven." "Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of god. " Il Duce's prayer from Boondock Saints |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1886 Registered: Jun-06 | Ok. Here's a stretch. Who can tell me what movie this quote came from: "Like my uncle Olof used to say..." If you know it, your my kinda bud..... |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1246 Registered: Jan-06 | I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I f@rt in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. French guy in Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1887 Registered: Jun-06 | C'mon. Don't trash the thread. I wanna see if anyone can respond to my ?. |
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Gold Member Username: Thx_3417Post Number: 2294 Registered: May-05 | There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1888 Registered: Jun-06 | From Pulp fiction. Good movie. |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1247 Registered: Jan-06 | Andy, come one..everyone remembers that one from PULP FICTION...now Paul, I have no idea where yours came from. I even tried to Google it |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1889 Registered: Jun-06 | Do you want a hint? |
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Gold Member Username: Thx_3417Post Number: 2295 Registered: May-05 | Wolf I was going to Google that one as well. But something seemed missing I've typed it out differently as it was done originally as the sentence was puzzling... |
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Gold Member Username: Van_manBoston South, MA Post Number: 1438 Registered: Mar-06 | Life is like a waterbed. If you dont roll with it, you'll never get up. By Me. |
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Gold Member Username: Thx_3417Post Number: 2296 Registered: May-05 | Well this is what came in, in Google LOL http://watchtower.org/e/20041115/article_01.htm |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1890 Registered: Jun-06 | Andy, the movie king. You don't know who uncle Olof is??? |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11868 Registered: Dec-03 | I know of a Count Olaf in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11869 Registered: Dec-03 | Then you have the use of a certain "Uncle Olaf" in "He Said, She Said" and in "Clerks"--something about polishing a turd of some sort |
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Gold Member Username: BestmankindFi AudioBTL Post Number: 7880 Registered: Oct-05 | "I love america!!!!" police academy 4. the asian guy said that. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1891 Registered: Jun-06 | Why am I the only one in this vast source of knowledge who knows what movie this phrase comes from?????? I'm disturbed. And disappointed. |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11870 Registered: Dec-03 | Whoah, it is not from Clerks??? Or CLerks 2??? |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1892 Registered: Jun-06 | Berny! Your wealth of knowledge is impressive. I bow down. So, why do you like the movie, if you do? |
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Gold Member Username: Thx_3417Post Number: 2297 Registered: May-05 | LOL, Clerks? Sounds like someone walking around with crabs! |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1893 Registered: Jun-06 | Uncle "Olof" is the winner. |
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Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveNj US Post Number: 1894 Registered: Jun-06 | Didn't think many would remember that. Good show Berny. I loved that movie as a married man!!! |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11871 Registered: Dec-03 | Love the lines and the conversation. You really have to listen to it to be able to get all of what they say. |
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Gold Member Username: BernymacCambodian Post Number: 1344 Registered: Sep-04 | "If the man is above the sky, then the sky is below the MAN!" - bernyMAC No, seriously. |
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Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 1248 Registered: Jan-06 | "Beware the Flatulent Agressor!!!" ME! |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11872 Registered: Dec-03 | You are such a gas, Wolfman |
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Silver Member Username: Denali_on_22sMaryville, TN Us Post Number: 682 Registered: Feb-06 | Well I was looking for serious quotes and funny quotes. i got a couple serious quotes and a lot of jsut stupid ones haha... nevertheless thansk for the help. |
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Gold Member Username: CenusHicksville, Ohio Post Number: 2647 Registered: Jan-05 | heres one my owa teacher said that got me thinking " life is only a memory of what used to be" or my favorite "wrap it before you pack it" |
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Platinum Member Username: Project6Post Number: 11907 Registered: Dec-03 | Here's one from Stewart Gilligan Griffin: Lois : It's just water, it's not gonna bite. Stewie Griffin : Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you! |