Hoo boy, that Lifetime movie about royal newlyweds-to-be Prince William and Kate Middleton sounds amazing: "The film has sparked a worldwide media frenzy, according to its promoters. This is the Wedding of the Year as imagined in Wichita or Wyoming, with dialogue so authentic it follows you round the room. As in all the best plays, they tell each other things they must already know. 'I say, Wills,' says Prince Harry. 'I am not the heir. I am just the spare.'" And shot entirely in L.A.! Set your DVRs for Monday! [Guardian via THR]