Bad satellite humor to offset the nasty fights here...

Jason Borne Gold Member Username: Hardrockstriker Post Number: 1052 Registered: Apr-06	Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2010 - 02:20 GMT yo momma so stupid, she think that Nagra be a form of Ebonics satellite security yo momma so ugly, her face could be displayed on satellite tv as an ECM yo momma so fat, she eat her breakfast cereal out of a satellite dish yo momma so fat, satellites revolve around her yo momma so desparate, she hang out on this pathetic & sad satellite forum hoping to be m0lested by satellite pirates! Yo momma on the Mir: Seasons greetings! And be kind to one another... (didn't j springer say something similar???)
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 746 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2010 - 03:16 GMT Okay, I'll play. I've been thinking about getting satellite TV, but who wants a TV that orbits the Earth? How do you see it? Thought about cable TV, but I'm not sure I want a TV that is round and only 1/4" in diameter. Then my wife suggested high def. I said "Really? You want a TV that hangs from the ceiling and can't be heard?" She said, "No! High definition!" I said "I think our set is defined enough. It couldn't fit the definition of a TV any better if it tried." I used to dance on TV till my wife yelled at me for scratching up the top of the set. We got a blu-ray player. I think Sony forgot to include the Han Solo action figure! How else are you going to play blu-ray? Tech support had no idea what I was talking about!
Doreen Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Canada Post Number: 5381 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2010 - 03:26 GMT Giggling @superjazzy.. to funny I would play to if my TV wasn't set on a "SAT"ellite ... I can't see it from there.
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 751 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2010 - 04:10 GMT That's good Doreen!
Jason Borne Gold Member Username: Hardrockstriker Post Number: 1053 Registered: Apr-06	Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2010 - 04:32 GMT LOL I knew this group was full of wiseguys! Besides, my Limesat is down and I'd rather do this than having to resort to sleeping with my wife!
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 755 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2010 - 04:41 GMT Thanks Virus! My neighbor is an astronaut. He couldn't understand why he couldn't watch satellite TV in space. I used to drive a Mercury. A big car named after a tiny planet. My neighbor has a Saturn. Tiny car named after a big planet. The neighbors just got satellite and a dog. They're now in a tail spin! Special offer: Get satellite today and get a year supply of Orbit gum free!
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 756 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2010 - 04:44 GMT I hear they just put a satellite made of lead in orbit. It's in heavy rotation!
Doreen Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Canada Post Number: 5384 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2010 - 13:26 GMT how droll
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 770 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Wednesday, December 08, 2010 - 13:50 GMT Is satellite TV anything like satellite speakers?
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 847 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 20:09 GMT My wife once wanted a rear projection TV. I said, "It better not project my rear anywhere!" Then she wanted HD. We both ended up with defined rears!
Jason Borne Gold Member Username: Hardrockstriker Post Number: 1059 Registered: Apr-06	Posted on Friday, December 10, 2010 - 21:56 GMT lol
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 874 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Saturday, December 11, 2010 - 12:16 GMT When you watch satellite TV, do you eat moon pies? Moon the neighbors? Both?
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 877 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Saturday, December 11, 2010 - 12:45 GMT During the first part, you're only listening to the TV. You're not seeing too much of what's on the screen!
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 890 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Saturday, December 11, 2010 - 14:06 GMT Garfield is awesome!
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 900 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Saturday, December 11, 2010 - 15:39 GMT Q: Is it proper to eat chicken with your fingers? A: No! Fingers are to be eaten seperately!
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 944 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 02:25 GMT Q: How many beers does it take change a light bulb? A: 4! One before unscrew it, one while you unscrew it, one after you unscrew it and one while you stare at the empty socket and say, "Aw, screw it! I'll do it tomorrow."
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 945 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 02:31 GMT WAKE UP!!!!!!
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 947 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 02:56 GMT Really? Well shucks! I wouldn't a knowed that!
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 948 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 02:57 GMT No doesn't suck to be me at all!
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive Www.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 24035 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 03:27 GMT Follow the yellow brick road.......follow the yellow brick road................ Lol.
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 951 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 03:32 GMT You ever watch any other movies Paul?
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive Www.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 24037 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 03:35 GMT I have tons. I'm a HT freak lol. Bought two today.
Subash Bronze Member Username: Knishn Post Number: 398 Post Number: 31 Registered: Dec-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 03:49 GMT Paul Larrea I hate your guts and your bar is old fashioned
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive Www.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 24039 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 03:57 GMT Lol.
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 952 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 03:57 GMT You wouldn't know it, Oz is the only one you ever refer to. Maybe step up to the 70s at least. jaws, star wars...
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive Www.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 24040 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 03:58 GMT That's perfect because I'm an old fashioned kind of guy.
Subash Bronze Member Username: Knishn Post Number: 398 Post Number: 34 Registered: Dec-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:01 GMT Dont believe me then but its so 70.s
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive Www.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 24041 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:10 GMT I was always prone to the wood era as opposed to the brass and glass. More warmth and character IMO. Not to mention the price and longevity of the design. Trust me, I've designed and built 4 bars thus far and have had zero complaints.
Doreen Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Canada Post Number: 5407 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:36 GMT the 70's look (styles) and music are making a come back. It was so good they're doing it twice
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 956 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:41 GMT I like classic looks too.
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive Www.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 24044 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:42 GMT Wood is......beautiful. That is all.
fiftypercentbad Bronze Member Username: Fiftypercentgood Post Number: 25 Registered: Nov-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:46 GMT Just how many girls you had up on that sucker anyways?
Combat Zone Silver Member Username: Old_howard Post Number: 156 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:46 GMT I get wood all the time
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive Www.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 24047 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:47 GMT Lol,
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 959 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:48 GMT Yes it is. Nothing wrong with your bar at all.
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive Www.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 24048 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:51 GMT Thank you. I spent many hours building it.
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 960 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:57 GMT You did that work yourself? Now that's talent!
Paul Larrea Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive Www.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 24049 Registered: Jun-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 05:10 GMT Oh yes. I'm proud of my work.
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 962 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 05:39 GMT I knew a guy in New Jersey who owned a very old and very tiny bar. Antique, hq all around. Very nice.
Chevrolet Silver Member Username: Chevrolet Post Number: 385 Registered: Sep-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 14:24 GMT Superjazzyjames keep up the good work, the Fun Bunch needs few good men. when you become a member of the Fun Bunch see how much fun you can have I say by Monday you will be a Gold member Much faster then Plymouth Registered: October 10, 2010 Total Posts: 967
Chevrolet Silver Member Username: Chevrolet Post Number: 389 Registered: Sep-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 21:00 GMT I knew a girl from Alaska she wouldn't do a dam thing you ask her, only the rich could screw that B1tch and a poor White Boy from New Jersey better not ask her
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 971 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 21:34 GMT Thanks Chevy! I'll certainly try to "keep up the good work". I'm not concerned about when I make gold. That has only to do with the number of posts you make. My humor is rather clean and old fashioned, so if nobody minds that, I'll stick around and have fun.
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 974 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 21:51 GMT Are you from NJ Chevy, I lived there for 30 years (72 to 02). Don't miss it a bit.
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 975 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 21:55 GMT Paul, somethings just never go out of style and some that do shouldn't. Brass & glass for a bar should never come into style.
Combat Zone Silver Member Username: Old_howard Post Number: 159 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 21:59 GMT Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 974 Registered: Oct-10 Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 04:51 pm: Are you from NJ Chevy, I lived there for 30 years (72 to 02). Don't miss it a bit. That explains why you are such a retard jazzy
Doreen Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Canada Post Number: 5439 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 22:35 GMT combat be nice now... please
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 979 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 22:41 GMT Combat Zone, when I see you post something that resembles intelligence, then we'll talk.
Chevrolet Silver Member Username: Chevrolet Post Number: 395 Registered: Sep-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 22:44 GMT Combat Zone........ you are a smart man getting warm
subash New member Username: Subashi Post Number: 7 Registered: Dec-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 23:03 GMT I just faarted thread closed
superjazzyJa(me)s Silver Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 985 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 23:06 GMT You stinker!
subash New member Username: Subashi Post Number: 10 Registered: Dec-10	Posted on Sunday, December 12, 2010 - 23:09 GMT suck it up fella good for the lungs unless you get a brownspot hahah
superjazzyJa(me)s Gold Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 1016 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 12:06 GMT The original aroma therapy!
Chevrolet Silver Member Username: Chevrolet Post Number: 397 Registered: Sep-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 12:57 GMT "Ouch"! I stand corrected (47) posts on Sunday there was a person here from Oklahoma and another from Quebec that were fast where did you say you are from? With no FTA Satellite knowledge you got GOLD well done, keep up the good work
it's only me Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj HOME, Kawortha lakes Canada Post Number: 5476 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 13:01 GMT congrates James on your gold statis
superjazzyJa(me)s Gold Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 1018 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 13:15 GMT Thanks Doreen & Chevy! I currently live in South Texas. I spent 30 yrs in NJ, prior to that, I moved around the U.S. a lot. Making gold was just a matter of responding to things people said to me and interjecting here & there. There was no goal in mind, it just happened. However, I must concede that when I realized I was close to it, I made a point of making post #1001 in audio where a certain individual, who only posts in audio, would see it just to annoy that person.
snowangel Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj HOME, Kawartha lak... Canada Post Number: 5477 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 13:35 GMT HEHE.... good one James
Chevrolet Silver Member Username: Chevrolet Post Number: 398 Registered: Sep-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 13:42 GMT
superjazzyJa(me)s Gold Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 1020 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 13:48 GMT Thanks Doreen! What's up with all the nicks? The person in audio made a point of bringing my post count to everyone's attention as if my posting habits are any of his business and trying to critique my posts. The fun bunch should be thankful that he stays out of here. Then again, I doubt he'd last very long in here. He couldn't possibly handle what Chevy, Knish, Greg and some others would undoubtedly do to him.
snowangel Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Kawartha lak... Canada Post Number: 5479 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 13:49 GMT TEEHEE look again Chev.
snowangel Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Kawartha lak... Canada Post Number: 5480 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 13:51 GMT well (with out changing my account) I thought I would get a new display name to confused the enemy so to speak PLUS its the season to be ..... what ever the heck I want to be
snowangel Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Kawartha lak... Canada Post Number: 5481 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 13:54 GMT James he 's welcome to come in here and try to out do us , but we are many and he is by the sounds of it 1 lonely loser he can team up with the 3 stooges
superjazzyJa(me)s Gold Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 1021 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 14:07 GMT Actually, if he came in here, Plymouth and friends would probably join the fun bunch. You'd have a common enemy. Plymouth doesn't like him either and his been fighting with him for years. In fact he's the one Plymouth stood up to on my behalf. Everyone else in audio thinks he's the king of knowledge of all things audio and then some. His nick: Jan Vigne (pronounced "vine"). User name: Jan B Vigne. The B probably stands for Bozo the Clown. I don't think he'll venture in here though.
Chevrolet Silver Member Username: Chevrolet Post Number: 402 Registered: Sep-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 14:07 GMT well (with out changing my account) I thought I would get a new display name to confused the enemy so to speak There is no need too. North America is our Country
superjazzyJa(me)s Gold Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 1022 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 14:11 GMT That's a nice pin Chevy!
snowangel Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Kawartha lak... Canada Post Number: 5483 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 14:12 GMT wel wel well perhapse we should go to Jan B Vigne then..... EVIL LAUGH a new victem.. oh how I love to bug people for no reason.... ( not really just acting like nut case now)
snowangel Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Kawartha lak... Canada Post Number: 5484 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 14:17 GMT sweet chev. we be neighbours... but the grass is greener on our side of the fence.. HEHE kidding.... if you go down south in your neck of the woods its not snowing... Here it's all, snow snow snow ... hence the name change " snowangel" btw its been my nick all over the internet for years.
superjazzyJa(me)s Gold Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 1023 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 14:23 GMT If anyone ever does such a thing, all I ask is that you keep my name out of it.
Chevrolet Silver Member Username: Chevrolet Post Number: 403 Registered: Sep-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 14:28 GMT I didn't know that, so this must be you as a child
snowangel Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Kawartha lak... Canada Post Number: 5485 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 14:35 GMT
snowangel Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Kawartha lak... Canada Post Number: 5486 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 14:37 GMT its ok James I wont bother Jan B Vigne... only if he bugs me first
superjazzyJa(me)s Gold Member Username: Superjazzyjames Post Number: 1025 Registered: Oct-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 14:42 GMT Thank you! Again, audio is his thing. I highly doubt he'll ever come into here.
snowangel Gold Member Username: Doreenakadj Kawartha lak... Canada Post Number: 5493 Registered: Dec-06	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 15:23 GMT
Subash New member Username: Krishrgmxcom Post#462 Post Number: 9 Registered: Dec-10	Posted on Monday, December 13, 2010 - 18:57 GMT Nydas, why did you sh1t all over the temple's entrance last night again? Keep that chit up and you'll not be allowed back in again.

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