Platinum Member Username: Nydas
Post Number: 11408 Registered: Jun-06
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Posted on Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A. Moti-vating !!! Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ? A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ? A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta' |