Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these colour TV's
I want my, I want my, I want my MTV
(See the little fagg*t with the earring and the makeup Yeah buddy that's his own hair That little fagg*t got his own jet airplane That little fagg*t he's a millionaire)
Gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators Gotta move these colour TV's
I want my, I want my, I want my MTV
I shoulda learned to play the guitar I shoulda learned to play them drums Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera Man we could have some And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
I want my, I want my, I want my MTV
We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchens deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these colour TV's
Look a' here That ain't workin' that's the way you do it You play the guitar on your MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Look at that, look at that -I want my, I want my, I want my MTV
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free I want my, I want my, I want my MTV Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Ok I will try. I will not be any good at it but I like to laugh.
Listen listen, I got no raps, so quit pissin. All ya'll do is diss ain't none of ya'll can touch this. Mainy has no game, I will just put him to shame. I make him bow down, & say 'Yessa Masta'. Touge whats up with this guy? He acts like he is always high. He is funny I tell you that. So all I can do is tip my hat.
song: I like big butts and I can not lie artist: Sir-Mix-alot
[Intro - talking] Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black!
