Things that will happen before a Pansat fix

 

New member
Username: Tightshoes

Post Number: 10
Registered: Aug-06
War in Iraq will end
Usamma will give himself up
The towers will be rebuilt
Gas will be under a dollar a gallon
My son will take a shower
Pluto will be considered a planet again
Elvis on a celebrity poker tour
No more infomercials on wieght loss products
I'll have a flat stomach
Honest politicians
The romper room lady will actually call my name from the magic mirror
Legalized drugs
Pro wrestling declared legit
a self cleaning oven-that really is
Chris Berman shutting up
 

Silver Member
Username: Herb_toker

POTTSVILLE, GRASSLANDS GREEN--LAND

Post Number: 152
Registered: Aug-06
So your saying theres still hope?
 

Silver Member
Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 273
Registered: May-06
People will ALL get along on this site...
I'll stop banging fat chicks
wireless internet will work great
 

Gold Member
Username: Jmill1948

Chester, Va Usa

Post Number: 1007
Registered: Apr-04
ill get younger..............lol
 

Silver Member
Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 274
Registered: May-06
lol
i'll make my fist million... wait, thousand
 

Bronze Member
Username: Mickm

Post Number: 37
Registered: Jul-06
i'll respect all law enforcement officers
big_fat will stop smoking wacky weed
my dog will cr@p gold bricks
 

Silver Member
Username: Herb_toker

POTTSVILLE, GRASSLANDS GREEN--LAND

Post Number: 156
Registered: Aug-06
Now i'v lost all hope cause that aint happening.Upload
 

Bronze Member
Username: Ouchi_collashi

Post Number: 35
Registered: Aug-06
The chinese will be paying less than $10,000 a year for car insurance.
 

Bronze Member
Username: Haxor

Post Number: 32
Registered: Jul-06
mussawell will stop having sex with his parents
JR will put a stop to fathering basturds
mexicans will enter at the gate
 

Bronze Member
Username: Rotormanrx4

Post Number: 44
Registered: Feb-06
Hank P@ssy will came out of the closet and his mother will go on the Guiness Record for be the first and oldest prostitute.
 

Silver Member
Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 275
Registered: May-06
I heard her first 2 kids walked out of it...
 

Bronze Member
Username: Haxor

Post Number: 33
Registered: Jul-06
ok I take it back.

The irish settler that is father to JR will bite BL and die of rabies.
 

Silver Member
Username: Birdwatcher

Post Number: 336
Registered: Jul-06
the second coming will happen first
 

Bronze Member
Username: Haxor

Post Number: 36
Registered: Jul-06
oh yeah and mable leaf will seek treatment for AIDS
 

New member
Username: Daniel61

Mississauga, ON Canada

Post Number: 5
Registered: Aug-06
I will have sex with Angelina Jolie
 

New member
Username: Vm403

Post Number: 1
Registered: Jun-06
you guy are all so impatient. Nobody promised anything
 

Bronze Member
Username: Mickm

Post Number: 41
Registered: Jul-06
pansat will release the source code
 

Bronze Member
Username: Pedrin

Post Number: 65
Registered: Apr-06
Helo everyone
 

Bronze Member
Username: Rotormanrx4

Post Number: 46
Registered: Feb-06
Pedro Garcia will learn how to spell HELLO
davidvandiesel post a comment for the first time that help others
 

Silver Member
Username: Minn_rock

Post Number: 136
Registered: Aug-06
davidvandiesel post a comment for the first time that help others..to help others to BANG his whole family in the AZZ or up the AZZ...LOL.....
 

Silver Member
Username: Smarcus76

Post Number: 180
Registered: May-06
and the last but not least DISH NETWORK will stop throwing ECM's.
 

Bronze Member
Username: Mickm

Post Number: 43
Registered: Jul-06
or DN will at least offer ala carte, so you don't have to pay for the junk you don't want.
isn't that real reason we test?
 

Bronze Member
Username: Ryersonengineer

Post Number: 67
Registered: Jul-06
Upload
 

Bronze Member
Username: Rotormanrx4

Post Number: 47
Registered: Feb-06
George Bush will get a hair cut on a local Texas barber shop... just to make sure he still has the 666 numbers on his head
 

Silver Member
Username: Donnie1973

Post Number: 276
Registered: May-06
davidvandicklicker will stop sucking my c0ck...
sorry, I know a fix will be out before that!!! I know that one was a little over the edge!!!
 

Bronze Member
Username: Rotormanrx4

Post Number: 49
Registered: Feb-06
Hank P.ussy and davidfag.etdickeater will legalice their marriage and live happily ever after.
 

Bronze Member
Username: Haxor

Post Number: 43
Registered: Jul-06
J.R will go to school
 

Bronze Member
Username: Am_here

Post Number: 23
Registered: Aug-06
cant understand why this Berny CHlLD M0LESTER hasnt been banned already


he uses the \\\\"Berny\\\\" nick so kids at the Nintendo and X-box forums think he\\\\'s like a Teddy-bear or a kangaroo.

Then he asks them for there nakid pics.


What a PERVERTlD SON OF A BlTCH .


.
 

Bronze Member
Username: Pedrin

Post Number: 70
Registered: Apr-06
Thank hello
 

Bronze Member
Username: Kick_out

Post Number: 30
Registered: Jun-06
Pansat pay overtime to Blacklist.
 

Silver Member
Username: Prfrmnj

Post Number: 134
Registered: Oct-05
Blacklist will learn to speak english!
Americans will make better cars!
Crispy Cream will help you loose weight!
You'll be able to Park in a Parkway!
You'll be able to Drive in a Driveway!
Questions will never be repeated in this forum!
Cuban Cigars will be Legal in the US!
Puerto Ricans will stop naming their kids Julio or Jose!
 

Bronze Member
Username: Icekilla0388

Toronto, Ontario Canada

Post Number: 46
Registered: Jul-06
just buy a viewsat
 

Silver Member
Username: Hawaiian_time

Hawaii

Post Number: 460
Registered: Apr-06
Paris Hilton will win an academy award
Pirates of the Carribean 12 will be in theaters
Ron Jeremy will be president of the U.S.
Marijjuana will be legal but sold by tobacco companies
 

Silver Member
Username: Hawaiian_time

Hawaii

Post Number: 461
Registered: Apr-06
And Mickey will look like this at Disney world!Upload
 

Silver Member
Username: Prfrmnj

Post Number: 135
Registered: Oct-05
The Cubs will win a world series!
 

New member
Username: Daniel61

Mississauga, ON Canada

Post Number: 7
Registered: Aug-06
I will have Jennifer lopez a/ss*hole just for me.Upload
 

Bronze Member
Username: Haxor

Post Number: 46
Registered: Jul-06
michael jackson will stop playing with kids.
george bush will move to invade canada
 

Silver Member
Username: Minn_rock

Post Number: 153
Registered: Aug-06
davidvanazzlicker will fu.ck a donkey in the AZZ.
davidvanazzlicker sister will give BL a blow job.
 

New member
Username: Krackpipe

Post Number: 3
Registered: Aug-06
mini-c0ck will clean the debris out of his azzhole like an old cummed up diaphragm,dead gerbils,car keys,vintage cell phone,binoculars stuff like that
 

New member
Username: Chochcribnet

Post Number: 4
Registered: Aug-06
And the Italian soccer team stop play acting to win a world cup again.
 

Bronze Member
Username: Crippledwarcook

Post Number: 50
Registered: Apr-06
Sandniggers will remove the diapers from their heads...ROTF
 

Silver Member
Username: Prfrmnj

Post Number: 136
Registered: Oct-05
We will wake up and realize this was just a dream!
The Buffalo Bills will win the Super Bowl.
Michael Walltrip will win the Nextell Cup Series.
It will snow in Puerto Rico.
The Supreme Court will declare that charging for TV is Illegal......
 

New member
Username: Daniel61

Mississauga, ON Canada

Post Number: 8
Registered: Aug-06
Monica Lewinsky will give me a blow job in the White house.
 

Bronze Member
Username: Rotormanrx4

Post Number: 52
Registered: Feb-06
davidvandiesel and wife Hanky P.ussy, both will be abducted by aliens.15 minutes later they been thrown out of the space ship to burn in the atmosphere after the aliens discover that both have a strange creature that look like a fat big c.ock hidden on ther a.sses
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