New member Username: AssholePost Number: 1 Registered: Oct-04 | Dear Peter Jacobs, Due to your interest in our revolutionary Dtv adapter that unlocks all the power of your receivers, we have decided to give you a rundown and an update as to changes made at out offices and send you the client testomonials that you asked for . We are emailing you about the :p400: to tell you that we hav made some great new changes to our ordering phone lines. Here are the changs we made. Units are priced at an incredible $219 for singles and multipacks are at the lowest price ever, call now to get hooked up without delay. We now have a QUiCKY Sales LINE! This is the one and only line that is reserved solely for Sales only, handled by our ace sales rep, Logan Wood, He will take your order on this line and make it a breeze. We have now put a five minute order guarentee on this one and only line, when you call , if you wait longer then 5 minutes to process your order, we give you 10% off the price of your order, one piece or multipack, you save big if we make you wait. Any calls to the quicky sales line that are not for a new order, such as demanding information or shipping details will be automatically hung up on after being told to call one of our other lines. We reserve the right to cut off anyone who calls the quicky line and does not have the intention on ordering immediatly. The Quicky sales line phone number is 1-888-252-8509, REMEMBER, 10% off if you wait longer then five minutes to process your order! The Other Number for info before ordering is 1-888-252-8508 You may also order on this line, but there is no five minute guarentee of 10% off with this line. We have a third number as well for presales inquiries, this number is 1-800-462-9791, the third line is not at the same office, it is an external line that is forwarded to operators in the sales and customer service department of Hensang Imports. Our Shipping Line is direct and not toll free like the rest of our ordering lines. The shipping office number is 1-450-807-3821 The office is open from 9am until 6pm,Eastern standard time, Weekdays. Hensang Corp has broken all records for customer satisfaction and prime service with support for the revolutionary :p400: dtv receiver conversion adapter. We wanted to mail you with just a few of the many testimonials from our hundreds of satisfied clients. This incredible unit is responsible for taking satellite testing and viewing pleasure to the next level with a spectacular electronic self powered device that takes under a minute to install and provides you with an endless stream of freetv. You all know what the :p400: is and how it works from our previous emails we have sent to you , now we are proud to show you a few of the testimonials taken over our customer service line as well as our internal shipping department email inbox. Now for the good words of praise from real people just like you. ......................... Dear Hensang You guys are cool as hell, I finally got the adapter, it works like you said and I even put up 2 more lnb's so now I have three working on my hdtv ird and it is working like a charm. I am so happy to have my football again and ppv, this thing is crazy, I hope it works smooth like this forever, but I know you guys will support me if anything happens in the future, so I am not worried about being without tv. Thanks again. Sportsphan86 ....................... Dear Richie, Thanks for the four units, they came in on Friday, it took a little long but it was worth the wait, I will be telling all my buddies out her about you guys, do I give them the same phone number as I ordered from or another? I am truly amazed, I thought it was all a big scam until I got these in my hands and me and my family are watching open tv again. Take care guys my friends will be in touch. crazyhankdss ............................. Jackie, You guys deserve some serious props for saving us all from boredom. I tried dishnet and other stuff and it was always going down, finally you come along with this adapter and we are back in the game watching the boobtube dave style. All I can say is thumbs up, you can use this if you want in your emails. I am telling all my friends and guys at work about you, your phone center will be ringing off the hook now that I am so happy with this new little toy. I will call you for more this week. dsspimp ................................ Dear Craig, This is insane guys, it actually works, sorry I was so sceptic, I take back any negative things I said, I was just believing what people were saying on some forums and now I know those people were just trying to hurt your business and they were not real customers. I am 100% real and I know that you guys are the best thing to ever happen to dave fans. Long live free tv. ................................. Ok this is it, you did it, you have my full attention now, I am watching 596 right now and things could not get any better, I lost over one thousand dollars to websites who promised me a p4 fix and never delivered, you guys actually came through, I just feel kind of angry that it took me over a thousand dollars to others to find out that you are the only place who has a fully open fix and actually is telling the truth. We are going to be making an order for twenty pieces later this week, I am just collecting the money from the guys around here before I call you back. ................................. Oh my god, I got my back, football, hbo, showtime, ppv, this is too crazy, it actually works, hensang rules. ................................. Craig, Did you get my order for ten pieces that I left with Tim? I want you to send via fedex this time if possible, I need them by the end of the week. I could not be more satisfied and this sure as heck beats loading and unlooping cards every day like back in the day with the hucards. My friend is using it with a p5 and I am using it with my p4, so your product seems to run perfectly without any glitches or problems, if you want a good review , I will put one up on my site as long as you can give me a nice discount on my next bulk order. Thanks again. ................................. I really wish you guys could advance the unit so that we could use multiple irds with one adapter. It is working perfectly now, I am more then happy with you guys. I am an electrician and I think I am going to work on your adapter to find a way to use it on more then one ird. Now I am ok with the fact that I need more then one adapter to use multiple irds. It would just be a bonus. Thanks again and it is great what you guys are doing, keep it up and don't let the nasty competitors trash talk get you down, your product rocks and does what you say it does. Nobody can match what you guys have, not yet at least. I will call you guys this week. ................................. These are just a few of the emails and calls that we received from our current customers. Call us Right now to order your :p400: and join the ranks of our hundreds of overwhelmed customers. Sincerly yours Li Cheng HenSang Imports 1-888-252-8509 Quicky order line, NEW ORDERS ONLY, 5 minutes order or 10% off. All other calls to this line will be hung up on immediatly. This is reserved for new customers ready to order, as to cancel out the long waiting that many of you have experienced while placing an order. 1-888-252-8508 Questions, comments, orders (takes longer then quicky sales line, great for those of you that can not read and understand our product or emails. 1-800-462-9791 Second Question and comment line, call this one if prior line is busy. If you are calling about shipping issues or for your tracking information please Call HenSang Directly at their Office Number Listed here. 1-450-807-3821 HenSang Imports SHIPPING DEPARTMENT |
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