What The Heck Are These For???

 

Silver Member
Username: Lovegasoline

NYC

Post Number: 102
Registered: Jul-05
Came across this on AUDIOGON, states it's to be used on top of speakers among other applications:

http://cgi.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/auc.pl?accstwek&1133496290&1133144385
 

Bronze Member
Username: Bill984

Post Number: 55
Registered: Oct-05
they are for separating you from 150bucks.
 

Silver Member
Username: Fps_dean

Williamstown, MA USA

Post Number: 162
Registered: Oct-05
Yeah. Go pull some rocks from your driveway, really.

Anyone remember the pet rock?
 

Bronze Member
Username: Bill984

Post Number: 56
Registered: Oct-05
"among other applications"

translation: looks good in an aquarium.
 

Silver Member
Username: Lovegasoline

NYC

Post Number: 105
Registered: Jul-05
New Retail=$258.00
"specially prepared and assembled"
 

Silver Member
Username: Nuck

Parkhill, Ontario Canada

Post Number: 526
Registered: Dec-04
You rub them against a first order crossover, then your amp, then your goodies.
This stimulates ionization, and...aww forget it, its a jar of rocks.

Even I cant make anything of a jar of rocks.


 

Bronze Member
Username: My_rantz

Australia

Post Number: 32
Registered: Nov-05
Every object deflects certain light waves and each light wave has its own frequency, so dense solid igneous rocks of various colours will deflect all those frequencies that do not combine to give each rock its particular colour. This helps to deflect unwanted frequencies away from your speakers. The more varied colored rocks means the more varied range of unwanted frequencies will be deflected away from your speakers. Unfortunately, the casing, which we will call the skull, prevents the deflection of unwanted frequencies for those with rocks in their heads who would believe this tripe or any other that would explain why bottled coloured rocks would improve sound quality.
 

Silver Member
Username: Nuck

Parkhill, Ontario Canada

Post Number: 527
Registered: Dec-04
I'm sold!\And a panasonic xr55!

They come with the rocks, right?
 

Silver Member
Username: Tpizzle

Post Number: 452
Registered: Apr-05
the xr-55 is gold already, no need for rocks.
 

Bronze Member
Username: Rushwj

Post Number: 24
Registered: Feb-05
these are an absolute riot! do people actually buy into this stuff? didn't somebody (mis)quote PT Barnum in another thread earlier?
 

Silver Member
Username: Gavincumm

New York USA

Post Number: 385
Registered: Feb-05
I can't believe this! How stupid can people be!

Well... case in point... look at how long Bose has been in business, and how many of us have owned Bose speakers at one point or another ;-)
 

Silver Member
Username: Stu_pitt

NYC, NY

Post Number: 762
Registered: May-05
I've never owned a Bose speaker. I thought about it when I was 15. When I asked the Crutchfield guy the specs and he laughed, I knew no good could have come from it.
 

Silver Member
Username: Nuck

Parkhill, Ontario Canada

Post Number: 534
Registered: Dec-04
Did you chase the thread and see the 'testimonials' bit?
ROFL

Look it up and follow users and other comments on other jars of rocks and stuff they bought.

You just cant write stuff this funny
 

Silver Member
Username: Nuck

Parkhill, Ontario Canada

Post Number: 535
Registered: Dec-04
All Brilliant Pebbles operate via atomic physics principles in crystal lattice structures to reduce unwanted mechanical and acoustic resonance

Also, place on top of transformers of tube amps.

So thats how Jan does it!

Devilleshly clever.
 

New member
Username: Hauut

Columbus, MS US

Post Number: 1
Registered: Nov-05
Take the New Wave Theories and run with them... and not just toss these out the window as a waste. Speakers work on a myriad of harmonics many of which are sound cancelling and degrade overall performance. A small part of system and box design is to negate these waves. It is just possible these stones could indeed resonate at a frequency that would aid in counteracting these harmonics. E.G. vibrate like mad around the top of the speaker such that your so worried over its falling and smashing on the floor that you TOTALLY ignore system sounds and performance... ergo they are doing their job.
 

Silver Member
Username: Nuck

Parkhill, Ontario Canada

Post Number: 538
Registered: Dec-04
Once again, a Panny xr55 with every bottle.
 

Bronze Member
Username: Bill984

Post Number: 61
Registered: Oct-05
i hear the new "electropebbleatic" speakers are really big in eastern europe. we are just a little behind.
 

Silver Member
Username: Nuck

Parkhill, Ontario Canada

Post Number: 543
Registered: Dec-04
In Eastern Europe.

ROFL

aw Bill, If it were Eastern Europe, it would be bits of cast iron and odd glowing pieces of toxic and irradiated waste.

Or THAt could be from canada's north.
 

Gold Member
Username: Project6

Post Number: 4388
Registered: Dec-03
What? No takers? Perhaps bidders are just lying in wait to snipe anybody who bids first!

It's just so friggin' brilliant!

LOL
 

Silver Member
Username: Nuck

Parkhill, Ontario Canada

Post Number: 552
Registered: Dec-04
such as footfalls and traffic-generated vibration that might cause a stylus to jump out of the record groove, but of improving analog and digital playback well beyond expectation - even in the absence of footfalls and traffic. Nimbus' sonic performance in the absence of large scale effects illustrates the profound impact of the Earth's crust movement, frequently ignored, or at least trivialized, on sound quality. Nimbus' unusual design characteristics are examined in the following paragraphs.

y'all gotta see this site, too much!

ROFL!

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina24.htm
 

New member
Username: Davidpa

Portland, Oregon US

Post Number: 8
Registered: Nov-05
Cmon nuck, you know when its full moon you have to move your speakers .25 inches to the south, .....and if its raining?
 

Anonymous
 
Thats gotta be why my soundstage is collapsed. The damned Earth's crust is moving.
 

Silver Member
Username: Nuck

Parkhill, Ontario Canada

Post Number: 554
Registered: Dec-04
Awww, man , I hate the rain!
Gotta move my couch and everything...
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