OT: I'm rich biotch!

 

Silver Member
Username: Ducka

Houghton and/or Macomb, MI United States

Post Number: 833
Registered: Jan-08
Hey guys I just received an e-mail telling me that I inherited a ton of money... Check it out!

From: Anthony Powell <anthony@telefonica.net>
Subject: Notifying you
To: anthonypowell@hotmail.com
Date: Sunday, December 7, 2008, 3:37 PM

GREETINGS.

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a heir to the total sum of
Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds in the codicil and last
testament of the deceased. Name now withheld since this is our second letter to
you. We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can
present you as
the heir to the inheritance.

We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified
by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your
acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward
to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a
forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court
probate division for the release of this sum of money.

Please contact me for futher details

Yours Faithfully,
Anthony Powell



This is awesome! I cant believe it! I am going to be rich... I will buy every member of E a RE XXX.








lol jk this is what I sent him back...





Salutations,

The high king doth require the seal of the habeas corpus phallus, hence the heir's name hath been withheld. Ipso facto, the high king shall request the name of his suitor. According to the time honored writ of Certiorari. The high king decrees that Anthony Powell is to be beheaded for his arrogance and crimes of pseudo pedophilia in the face of royalty. In accordance with the kings law the inheritance is to be put into a North American fifth third bank account under the name Kirby J. Cockandler. When this step is completed his royal highness requires that he be given the account number of said bank account. The royal high king henceforth demands twelve eighteen year old virgins to bathe with in the pools of Varnoth. These are the kings demands and they shall be written in stone in accordance with the prophecy.

With all of my deepest h0m0sexual love,

Akon (High scribe of the Almighty, Omnipresent, Eternal, and Everlasting King Ducka ruler of all Middle Earth, Defeater of the evil Saurman and champion of the heinous Voldermort)



Hope you thought this was funny, if not... I'm glad I wasted your time.
 

Gold Member
Username: Mgbcs

Maple Grove, Minnesota

Post Number: 2700
Registered: Dec-06
I vote funny
 

Silver Member
Username: Wickedbass

Nashville, Tn

Post Number: 166
Registered: Jan-08
Upload
 

Silver Member
Username: Bumpndatrunk

Milwaukee, WI

Post Number: 256
Registered: Mar-07
yea that was funny
 

Gold Member
Username: Shortysetnies

Andrew Capps, NC US

Post Number: 2987
Registered: Mar-06
Obviously you dont want the money... Send it to me...

But thy response twas very humorous.
 

Silver Member
Username: Ducka

Houghton and/or Macomb, MI United States

Post Number: 834
Registered: Jan-08
lmao... I did a google search of the first paragraph of what he sent me and I found multiple results of the word for word exact same thing... I think its safe to assume it is a scam.
 

Gold Member
Username: Hittin1

Lake Charles, La. United States

Post Number: 1843
Registered: May-07
 

Gold Member
Username: Tejcurrent

Post Number: 1629
Registered: Apr-07
Man I get those all the time it's so irritating. Funny stuff there.
 

Silver Member
Username: Ducka

Houghton and/or Macomb, MI United States

Post Number: 835
Registered: Jan-08
I figured the police would do nothing about it, so I took matters into my own hands lol.

I wonder if he will respond... If not I am going to e-mail him again.
 

Gold Member
Username: Big_edge_head

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Post Number: 3096
Registered: Mar-07
Internetisseriousbusiness
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 19245
Registered: Jun-06
I've responded to those myself. The SCARIEST thing about those scams is that they actually work on enough ppl to continue. Police can do NOTHING and even local police from Nigeria laugh at it.


All you can do is waste their time with bogus responses back. I had one scammer going for a week. Told him I needed my paycheck to clear, had to transfer funds from my trust fund, sell my rolex, you name it. I could literally hear the drool hitting his keyboard lol.

You really don't want to insult them too much because some have plants here in the states who could perform their legwork for them should a visit be warranted.
 

Silver Member
Username: Ducka

Houghton and/or Macomb, MI United States

Post Number: 836
Registered: Jan-08
"You really don't want to insult them too much because some have plants here in the states who could perform their legwork for them should a visit be warranted."

By that I assume you mean kill me if I insult them too much?

I really doubt it.
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 19246
Registered: Jun-06
Lol no. But you could come home to broken windows or mailbox on fire. Crap like that.
 

Silver Member
Username: Ducka

Houghton and/or Macomb, MI United States

Post Number: 837
Registered: Jan-08
Lol The amount of effort it would take to locate a person (with just an email address, he11, even a full name) and then actually get to where that person lives would only be worth it if they were going to kick some @$$ or kill... Not some amateur, smashing mailbox, breaking windows, chicken sh1t bull sh1t.
 

Gold Member
Username: Mixmastaspig

Team RD, Canada

Post Number: 1928
Registered: Sep-05
Lol awesome!
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 19248
Registered: Jun-06
"Lol The amount of effort it would take to locate a person (with just an email address, he11, even a full name)"


Agreed. But some ppl who get duped into these things sometimes reveal this info openly. Like the lady who kept sending money over and over again. EVEN AFTER SHE KNEW IT WAS A SCAM!!!???


She felt she had too much money involved already and that her next payment would bring her fortune like a bright miracle.


Yes ppl are really this dumb.
 

Silver Member
Username: Ducka

Houghton and/or Macomb, MI United States

Post Number: 838
Registered: Jan-08
lol... yeah thats true. I have heard of people going after the scammers(who live in Africa or something) and they are never seen again.
 

Silver Member
Username: Imalik

15 SI Mag9.1=Boom, New Jersey Jerzee Playa

Post Number: 633
Registered: May-06
LOL..Good Job
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 19251
Registered: Jun-06
Here's one I got a few minutes ago. It states "YOUR EMAIL ID HAVE WON (£500,000.00)"


Microsoft Award Team
Ken House, Har Road
Sutton, Greater London
SM15te United Kingdom.
Batch: 09/62/1040
Ref:MSN,1/10yI/05

Dear Winner

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS (£500,000.00).
2008 Lottery promotion which is organized by WINDOWS
LIVE.YAHOO & MICROSOFT WINDOWS,collects all the email
addresses of the people that are active online, among
the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail we only
select five people every Month as our winners through
electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we
congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM
You are to contact your Claims Agent with immediate effect
to faciliate the protocol of your winning prized before
the date of Claim, Winners Shall be paid in accordance
with his/her Settlement Centre.

These are your identification numbers:
Batch number...................09/62/1040
Reff number.......................Ref:MSN,1/10yI/05
Winning number...................YM1107
To begin your claim please contact our licensed and
accredited agent assigned to you

MR. Perry John
(VERIFICATION DEPARTMENT MANAGER)
Email;mslperryjohn_141@live.com
TEL:+44-701-114-8219
FAX:+44-702-403-3724

You are therefore advised to send the following
information to the claims agent to facilitate them and in
order for them to have access in proceeding with the
tranaferred of your funds to your nominated bank account.

1. Full name............
2. Country..............
3. Contact Address........
4. Telephone Number.......
5. Marital Status.........
6. Occupation.............
7. Company.............
8. Age....................

Congratulations once again.
Yours in service,
Mrs.Jane Mike.
(Operation Manager)





Scum is everywhere.
 

Platinum Member
Username: Nyyfan13

Yanks Fan USA

Post Number: 10808
Registered: Jul-06
PAUL!!! Thats a scam?!?! I just got that and sent them my credit card info and everything else they asked for!!!!

SHITT
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 19252
Registered: Jun-06
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 19253
Registered: Jun-06
I responded:


"You scum are so entertaining.



You want my info?





Here it is:





1. Full name............ Go fUck yourself.
2. Country..............Go fUck yourself.
3. Contact Address........Go fUck yourself.
4. Telephone Number....... Go fUck yourself.
5. Marital Status......... Go fUck yourself.
6. Occupation............. Go fUck yourself.
7. Company............. Go fUck yourself.
8. Age.................... Go fUck yourself.





Can you now process my winnings???



Send payment to paypal addy: Gofuckyourself@yahoo.com"


I'm awaiting the reply. Think I'll get one?
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 19254
Registered: Jun-06
Big surprise. Email kicked back as undeliverable.


Guess he's not home.
 

Platinum Member
Username: James1115

Use a simple...

Post Number: 10720
Registered: Dec-04
hahaah i have F'ed with them myself many times! I like the response:-)
 

Gold Member
Username: •cam•

BC Canada

Post Number: 2549
Registered: Nov-06
http://www.419eater.com/
 

Platinum Member
Username: Wingmanalive

A pic is worth 1000 posts!!

Post Number: 19266
Registered: Jun-06
^^^Yup.
 

Gold Member
Username: Th3pwn3r

I compensate...

Post Number: 8986
Registered: Jul-06
I can't believe you guys even wasted your precious time to respond.
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