Gold Member Username: RedlinerWilmington, Ma Post Number: 4429 Registered: Jun-05 | alright i just used nair down there and burnt the sh&t out my skin i am hurting right now but it did work got rid of everything lol just had to vent |
Gold Member Username: Tatonka-[Team Audib... Post Number: 1773 Registered: Mar-07 | .... .. err? No one wants to hear about your problems "down there" in the subwoofer section. lmao! |
Gold Member Username: Van_manBoston South, MA Post Number: 3995 Registered: Mar-06 | lol, Why would you do something like that? and why whould you share that? Real men use wax. wow, I cringed just typing that. |
Gold Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 1628 Registered: May-07 | |
Gold Member Username: RedlinerWilmington, Ma Post Number: 4432 Registered: Jun-05 | lol because we were having a discussion about it at work today and i was like mmhhhhh maybe it will work great lol nope nope and more nope ps there have been more disturbing topics here before just go watch 2 girls 1 cup lol |
Gold Member Username: Th3pwn3rI compensate... Post Number: 8179 Registered: Jul-06 | WTF. This just isn't right Charlie, I wouldn't expect this from you. |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 4049 Registered: Dec-06 | LOL I did a similar thing when I was like 12 and jerked off with BenGay. I remember thinking "Well, it is slippery and it gets warm... this is gonna rule!" I put like a golf ball size amount in my hand and went to town. I ended up screaming and crying for hours, and the worst part was I couldn't ask anyone for help. My mom heard me and kept knocking on my door. I just yelled "I am fine GO AWAY!". Trust me, you only do that once |
Silver Member Username: Snowball123West Allis, WI United States Post Number: 783 Registered: Oct-07 | just sick. |
Gold Member Username: 04redmach1Columbus, GA USA Post Number: 2005 Registered: Mar-06 | OMG, you sick b@stard! Please for the love of GOD, keep that behind closed doors! Kevin |
Gold Member Username: RedlinerWilmington, Ma Post Number: 4433 Registered: Jun-05 | lol brad i had some friends that dared someone to ake iagra and do that i had another friend who accidentally had jalepino oil on his hands and went to jack off lol |
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sI get Bucks like Milwa... Post Number: 5980 Registered: Feb-06 | first off, it says on the bottle not to use it on your privates. second, how do you accidentally get jalepeno oil on your hands when your going to jerk off. |
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sI get Bucks like Milwa... Post Number: 5982 Registered: Feb-06 | first off, it says on the bottle not to use it on your privates. second, how do you accidentally get jalepeno oil on your hands when your going to jerk off? |
Bronze Member Username: GibsonguyStorrs, CT USA Post Number: 87 Registered: May-08 | uncalled 4 |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 4051 Registered: Dec-06 | I don't know who is talking to who. |
Gold Member Username: RedlinerWilmington, Ma Post Number: 4434 Registered: Jun-05 | lol i dont know wasent me lol he was cooking or something then after dinner idk what it wasall about |
Silver Member Username: Hittin1Lake Charles, La. United States Post Number: 426 Registered: May-07 | Anyopne see the movie "Waiting"... Well I decided to "Brain" someone during a crawfish boil... You cannot imagine the amount of spices that are used to boil crawfish... Last time we played that "game" lol Picture 3 growm men scrubin' our nuts under a waterhose in pure agony! |
Gold Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 1630 Registered: May-07 | x2 on the BenGay, it sucks haha! Luckily I didn't use that much, but it did take some time before I could stop squirming. And I learned you can't wash it off either... |
Gold Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 1631 Registered: May-07 | Actually it might have been Icy Hot. I don't remember but it was bad news none the less. |
Gold Member Username: Tatonka-[Team Audib... Post Number: 1774 Registered: Mar-07 | Yeah Mark, I had a bad experience after cooking some crawfish lol. Except I rubbed my eye with the seasoning all over my hands. |
Gold Member Username: Safe_crackerChicago, IL US Post Number: 4583 Registered: Jan-06 | Never hammer a girl in the p00per while using Jergens lotion, the alcohol will get in your peehole and you will screem b00dy murder! Grown men use ID Glide Polo. |
Gold Member Username: RedlinerWilmington, Ma Post Number: 4435 Registered: Jun-05 | lol polo im sure that kills my friend had a kinda colonoscopy but they shoved a camera the sixe of a pencil up his dick because they thought there was something wrong he was pissing blood im sure that wasent to cool the day after trying to take a piss |
Gold Member Username: Drant19DUB-C, TX Post Number: 1019 Registered: Aug-07 | KY FTW! |
Gold Member Username: Drant19DUB-C, TX Post Number: 1020 Registered: Aug-07 | oh and charlie, use a razor! go WITH THE GRAIN lol |
Gold Member Username: TejcurrentPost Number: 1383 Registered: Apr-07 | Real men go against the grain ;) Any one of the stories in this thread are pretty sick imo. And yes, ky ftw... a messed up azz is an easy way to gaurantee she wont be doing that again |
Gold Member Username: Safe_crackerChicago, IL US Post Number: 4584 Registered: Jan-06 | Amen Troy!!! Oh and BTW ID Glide is the stuff of choice, water based and a whole lot cheaper, lasts longer and if it happens to thicken, hit it with a mist of water hahaha. There are some women out there that just don't have any tolerence for friction even though us guys like it. Empty a small bottle of hand sanitizer out (rinse) and place the stuff in there, nobody will ever know...Polo. |
Gold Member Username: AdddisorderPalm Beach, Florida Post Number: 6265 Registered: Jan-06 | where you get that stuff at polo |
Gold Member Username: JtownTexas Post Number: 2943 Registered: Mar-07 | ROFLMAO at this thread |
Silver Member Username: Surferdude9371Im BTL Bumpin Post Number: 999 Registered: Mar-07 | waxing ftw try puttin goldbon powder on it then get it wet.....jkjk that hurts like hell do waxing or and epilator |
Bronze Member Username: JayhunterNew Haven, IN USA Post Number: 37 Registered: May-08 | http://www.hair-removal-shaver.com/how-to-shave-pubes.htm Girls always seem to do it right. Nair? Don't they tell you to try a test patch first to avoid irritation; not like I ever use that stuff... |
Gold Member Username: Safe_crackerChicago, IL US Post Number: 4587 Registered: Jan-06 | http://cgi.ebay.com/ID-Glide-Lube-5-5-oz-Regular-Formula-6104_W0QQitemZ180188311 600QQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116 I got a 1/2 gal size for a deal comes with a pump... Polo. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 16936 Registered: Jun-06 | I'm telling all your mommies. |
Gold Member Username: Safe_crackerChicago, IL US Post Number: 4591 Registered: Jan-06 | Ya, you all go tell yo moms, over 50 means nothing to me ... Polo. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 16939 Registered: Jun-06 | I get a kick out of telling my folks today what I got away with when I was younger. My mom looks at me with shock in her eyes. My father? He knows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree lol. |
Gold Member Username: Andrew571Stillwater/Edmond, Oklahoma USA Post Number: 1874 Registered: Oct-05 | I shave my gear down there and get mild irritation. When i first started doing it unregularly... it ould be very irritated... The more routine and consistent u shave, the better the results :]. |
Platinum Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 16941 Registered: Jun-06 | To me there should be leaves on the tree for guys. |
Gold Member Username: Kpa2727Old Bridge, NJ USA ! Post Number: 1331 Registered: May-07 | i pulled an american wedding, i used and electric except i acidentlly misplace the fine blade and had used the one for like your sideburns. so lets say it was like a powered hedge clipper and i cut more then my ball hair. hmm as far as painful sick stuff......hmmm my father did cloathes and bleeched "the whites" my fathers not great at laundry so i did a couple mile run or some crap like that in gym. u think ur p hole burned before? try bleech, not to mention my ballzz smelled like it for a week. |
Silver Member Username: WaresgaragestereoFort Valley, GA Post Number: 189 Registered: Mar-08 | Andrizzle TMI this is a car audio forum for christs sake |
Gold Member Username: Dakangofkrunk16Boca Raton, Florida Post Number: 1659 Registered: May-07 | Funniest Thread Eva |
Gold Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 1645 Registered: May-07 | Keep it on top |
Gold Member Username: 04redmach1Columbus, GA USA Post Number: 2015 Registered: Mar-06 | I hereby present to you, Ecoustics of 08', the most worthless and sick thread of the year. Wow, it got up to 39 post Kevin |
Silver Member Username: DuckaShelby Township, MI United States Post Number: 297 Registered: Jan-08 | lol at icy hot! I had a friend in grade school that tried to convince me it felt awsome but i didnt belive it... He later told me it burned like a Mo Fo. Glad i didnt try. |
Gold Member Username: Safe_crackerChicago, IL US Post Number: 4594 Registered: Jan-06 | Hey if you ever want to p!ss your GF off, sure way to keep her from coming. Take a tiny dab of Baby Oragel and rub it on her cl!t! It will go numb and she'll be fighting to catch it. If you have an agressive GF she'll take you to town to get it if not you have one p!ssed off GF that won't be able to fall asleep all night. Now it works for men to sooo if you are one those minute men then rub it all over the tip and you will last like a champ hahahhaha. PimpLogic 101... |
Gold Member Username: Livin_loudCOD4 Addict -PS3- Post Number: 2495 Registered: Jan-06 | lmao in the top 10 threads for sure |
Gold Member Username: AdddisorderPalm Beach, Florida Post Number: 6269 Registered: Jan-06 | haha polo your crazy that would be funny. |
Gold Member Username: Safe_crackerChicago, IL US Post Number: 4605 Registered: Jan-06 | Try it... Polo. |
Gold Member Username: SomedonniedudeIllinois United States Post Number: 1654 Registered: May-07 | haha.... now I'm curious. |
Gold Member Username: RedlinerWilmington, Ma Post Number: 4437 Registered: Jun-05 | lol polo im def gonna have to try that one on her shes gona hate me |
Gold Member Username: Safe_crackerChicago, IL US Post Number: 4606 Registered: Jan-06 | Hey, don't let her know! Act like your going down there to do your duty and just add a dab, not a huge blob. Try to get the very tip of the clit0r0us try not to rub it anywhere else. What gave me the idea was I read one of those packages of prolong ointments and the active ingredient was Benzocane, well guess what is in Oragel lOl. Polo.. |
Gold Member Username: RedlinerWilmington, Ma Post Number: 4439 Registered: Jun-05 | lol u r the man polo officialy it will just be difficult doing it withouther noticing but im def doing it |