Bronze Member Username: DlavanteTigard, Or USA Post Number: 49 Registered: Feb-07 | some these are really funny.. my favs are "when the boogyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris" "chuck norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he never crys" "chuck norris can eat soup with a fork" idk im just really bored and i thought these were funny www.thechucknorrisfacts.com |
Bronze Member Username: BumpndatrunkMilwaukee, WI USA Post Number: 94 Registered: Mar-07 | now that is some sh!t he can eat soup with a fork |
Gold Member Username: Th3pwn3rPost Number:... Post Number: 1793 Registered: Jul-06 | That's sooo friggin old. |
Gold Member Username: Nyyfan13Fi SSD USA Post Number: 4676 Registered: Jul-06 | it is very old but chuck norris CAN believe its not butter |
Gold Member Username: Tremor1127Fi Car Audio has got m... Post Number: 1307 Registered: Aug-06 | chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. now they are just called the islands... |
Silver Member Username: Langless28Boston, MA Post Number: 714 Registered: Dec-04 | chuck norris has no hair on his Balls, hair cant grow on steel |
Gold Member Username: WingmanaliveA pic is worth 1000 posts!! Post Number: 5481 Registered: Jun-06 | |
Gold Member Username: Extrmndor3IF U HEAR ME... crazydbs.com Post Number: 4416 Registered: Feb-06 | Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord |
Gold Member Username: Extrmndor3IF U HEAR ME... crazydbs.com Post Number: 4417 Registered: Feb-06 | If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. |
Gold Member Username: Extrmndor3IF U HEAR ME... crazydbs.com Post Number: 4418 Registered: Feb-06 | Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer |
Gold Member Username: Extrmndor3IF U HEAR ME... crazydbs.com Post Number: 4419 Registered: Feb-06 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one |
Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2504 Registered: Jan-06 | Chuck Norris will never be cloned, because IF Chuck Norris was cloned, and Chuck Norris had to fight Chuck Norris, the power of 2 CNRK's (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks) meeting head on, would destroy the universe Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun, and won. It has been determined that the only way Chuck Norris could have been born, is if he had gone back in time and fathered himself. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. |
Silver Member Username: Teddy21Ann Arbor, MI USA Post Number: 455 Registered: Feb-06 | http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781 you can get some sweet shirts here!!! lol |
Bronze Member Username: FootballaPost Number: 56 Registered: Apr-07 | chuck norris is my hero. |
Platinum Member Username: RovinMy 1 12 Atom... Post Number: 11262 Registered: Jul-05 | heck WALKER still shows daily on USA network in the mornings - 3 episodes back to back now thats da MF power of chuck norris ..... |
Silver Member Username: BasssquaredPost Number: 365 Registered: Nov-06 | Chuck Norris got locked inside of a grocery store and starved to death |
Bronze Member Username: FootballaPost Number: 61 Registered: Apr-07 | ^ i don't get it... |
Bronze Member Username: DlavanteTigard, Or USA Post Number: 51 Registered: Feb-07 | chuck norris wouldnt have starved to death.. he would have simply roundhouse kicked the walls down and got out... "chuck norris doesnt eat.. he just kicks azz until hes full" |
Silver Member Username: Jesse59672OK Post Number: 209 Registered: Feb-07 | some kids piss their names into snow. chuck norris pisses his name into concrete chuck norris doesnt get pusssy, pusssy gets chuck norris |
Gold Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 2509 Registered: Jan-06 | When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. |
Bronze Member Username: DlavanteTigard, Or USA Post Number: 52 Registered: Feb-07 | Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. |
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sHit you in the chest m... Post Number: 1915 Registered: Feb-06 | Cole Hamels FTW... Search for Cole Hamels facts... they are funnier than Chuck Norris's... He's a starting pitcher for the Phillies and he's been a Phenom since highschool. He has an awesome story and the facts on that site are HILARIOUS... I'll try to get a link. |
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sHit you in the chest m... Post Number: 1916 Registered: Feb-06 | http://mysite.verizon.net/heyjude421/chf/chf.html Chyeah! Just click on "FACTS" and View All Facts". |
Silver Member Username: Super_marioPost Number: 223 Registered: Mar-06 | "Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f u c k he wants." |
Silver Member Username: Super_marioPost Number: 224 Registered: Mar-06 | And for all the 24 fans...Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. |
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22sHit you in the chest m... Post Number: 1941 Registered: Feb-06 | Cole Hamels will win 1 Cy Young... and 11 Cole Hamels Cole Hamels receives HBO... on basic cable. When Cole was 5 years old he impregnated a woman, 9 months later she gave birth to an 8 pound 6 ounce bar of gold |
Bronze Member Username: FootballaPost Number: 65 Registered: Apr-07 | dude...WTF? cole hamel? wat the hell is ur problem? this is a thread about CHUCK NORRIS. So......... Don't F U C K with chuck.. |
Bronze Member Username: Philly306Post Number: 12 Registered: Apr-07 | since you were talkin about 24 earlier ... it is true that chuck norris's tears can cure cancer but Jack Bauer's tears can cure death |