Silver Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 493 Registered: Jan-06 | www.chucknorrisfacts.com Chuck is the MAN |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Google is your Friend, FL Post Number: 5804 Registered: Aug-05 | that is a funny website...there is another one..but i forget the name of it. |
Gold Member Username: James1115Ct Post Number: 6558 Registered: Dec-04 | I love those! |
Silver Member Username: ShawnomakSask Canada Post Number: 348 Registered: May-05 | My favorite, I dont know if it's on there: Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. haha. |
Gold Member Username: SouthernrebelMonroe, Louisiana USA Post Number: 3266 Registered: Mar-04 | Guns dont kill people, Delta Force kills people! |
Silver Member Username: WingmanalivePine hill, Nj US Post Number: 335 Registered: Jun-06 | |
Silver Member Username: Sb2012Iowa US Post Number: 226 Registered: Jul-06 | Chuck Norris once ate a 40oz steak in 1 hour...the first 45 minutes he was having $ex with the waitress |
Silver Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 494 Registered: Jan-06 | When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris. |
Gold Member Username: StnorrisIA US Post Number: 1328 Registered: Apr-06 | norris, what? |
Gold Member Username: SouthernrebelMonroe, Louisiana USA Post Number: 3272 Registered: Mar-04 | I actually know someone that has spared w/ Chuck Norris at the National Martial Arts Championships. ---btw, he lived to tell the tale. (true story) |
Silver Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 495 Registered: Jan-06 | One CNRK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) could win the war in Iraq and Pakistan. |
Silver Member Username: DrsmithMontana USA Post Number: 545 Registered: Nov-04 | those facts would be true.... if they were about me |
Silver Member Username: Alexv305Tavernier, FL USA Post Number: 414 Registered: Oct-05 | Stereo Integrity MAG 15s dont make 8hz Dinosaur Stomps, they make Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the back... |
Silver Member Username: Alexv305Tavernier, FL USA Post Number: 415 Registered: Oct-05 | Chuck Norris also likes audio, infact he has his own set of components, his fist and his foot. It makes the sound of your face hitting the ground. |
Gold Member Username: SouthernrebelMonroe, Louisiana USA Post Number: 3293 Registered: Mar-04 | When Chuck Norris f@rts, its can destroy the calibration on a Termlab SPL meter. And the speed at which the turd hits the porcelain is in exess of mach-1. |
Silver Member Username: Wolfman1966WEST MONROE , LOUISIANA USA Post Number: 498 Registered: Jan-06 | When Chuck Norris is in a fight,there is only one sound, the sound of his opponent hitting the ground. His moves are faster than the speed of sound. |
Silver Member Username: Alexv305Tavernier, FL USA Post Number: 416 Registered: Oct-05 | good one marshall white lmfao |
Silver Member Username: Alexv305Tavernier, FL USA Post Number: 417 Registered: Oct-05 | rofl i cant stop laughing that was badazz |
Gold Member Username: Crayola0Wisconsin Post Number: 1065 Registered: Jun-06 | for some reason i don think these are funny |