Perfect Password A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed..... > P... > E... > N.... > I... > S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who was at a job site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady who picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
A Woman!!
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from the site and immediately as she sighted him, she rushed outside,and she gave him a very hot slap right at the gate. While the man was trying to ask "why?", She repeated the slap,---- people from the neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.
Then the woman asked Junior to tell everybody exactly what the lady said to him when he called, Junior said...
"The number you are trying to reach is out of the service area. Please Try Again Later. This is a recording."...
peek a BOO.. LOL damn, ive been busy, lol... atleast my car is working 100% perfect now... guys did u think the BASS did it??? my fuel pump/sock fell off, inside the tank... LOL yea, even my mechanic friend couldnt belive it, he was like WTF!! I had to get his help, cause of the tools, and the lifts... he still dont charge me though.. so while he was looking at my stuff, i was installing 2 tvs in his expedition..... LOL now he wants a 10inch SSI!!!! I will feed it 1000rms!! in the expedition...
Im looking at the pics, and the links... Chad, GOOD DECISION MAN!! >>>> now..... I TOLD U!! =D