OT:Drug Test
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Silver Member Username: Rds2oo8MN Post Number: 320 Registered: Nov-06 | i smoke pot once maybe twice a year, i smoked it 3 weeks ago and now have a drug test for a job. Will i pass im 5'6 135 fast metabolism |
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Gold Member Username: Hittin1TEAM REVOLUTION, La. Lake Charles... Post Number: 4002 Registered: May-07 | you will if it is a UA test. I wouldn't worry if you are sure it has been 3 full weeks.. |
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Gold Member Username: Dustin3D&L Audio Tech.Dustin Post Number: 5134 Registered: Oct-05 | people pass after a week. Drink plenty of water and do some running/sauna everyday until test |
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Gold Member Username: Wolf_houndPhoenix, AZ Post Number: 1036 Registered: Sep-05 | drink pickle juice |
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Gold Member Username: JoebruceTC Sounds/DLS Post Number: 2824 Registered: May-04 | Best thing to do is to drink some *bleach,preferably Clorox brand. --------------------------------------------- *TWiZTiD is not responsible for any bleach related deaths. |
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Silver Member Username: Rds2oo8MN Post Number: 321 Registered: Nov-06 | yeah ive ben drinkin alota water and ben pissin like 7-8 times a day im just paranoied its gona come up positive, i read that if you dont smoke regularly its out of your system in 3-5 days. does anyone know if thats true? |
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Gold Member Username: JoebruceTC Sounds/DLS Post Number: 2825 Registered: May-04 | Just a few weeks ago,this is 100% true BTW,I took a 5 panel péé péé test for a job and I failed for 3 out of 5 things. I failed for opiates,cocainé,and benzos. Only things I passed for are THC,which duh I dont smoke greenery and amphetamines,f*ck that meth BS. Anyway just thought I share that story with you. I really could care less if you pass yours or not. |
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Silver Member Username: WickedbassNashville, Tn Post Number: 901 Registered: Jan-08 | I agree competey with the 5th post in this thread. |
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Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamicSan Diego, California Post Number: 5363 Registered: Dec-06 | Three weeks to a month is only for people who smoke every day. If you haven't smoked in awhile and you just smoked this one day, 3 weeks is beyond fine. I guarantee you will pass. And also, don't believe all this BS about drinking water, vinegar, cranberry juice etc, etc... its all a crock. THC is stored in your fat cells and a little bit sheds off every time you piss. Nothing but time will prevent this every time, and that is 100% fact. Some of the solutions that are for sale, like Urine Luck, will work sometimes, but that is only because it masks the THC so it can't be identified. But nowadays any reputable testing facility, like a hospital, also test for those solutions. They have seen every trick in the book and they aren't stupid. I not only know a bunch of doctors, but I was signed to a record contract a couple years ago and they would randomly test us because, well, we are idiots. Trust me, you will pass no problem. |
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Gold Member Username: DuckaShelby Twp., MI United States Post Number: 1237 Registered: Jan-08 | Exercise helps... You'll be fine. |
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Silver Member Username: EricmbWaycross, Georgia United States Post Number: 185 Registered: Nov-08 | dude youll be fine, ive passed one after a week without draining my body out with water. if you want to though, a few hrs before you go take it, swallow a cap full of bleach.. |
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Gold Member Username: Tatonka-[Team Audible Insanity]- Post Number: 3178 Registered: Mar-07 | I once talked a friend of mine into drinking a cap of bleech or two. He calls be back 7 hours later saying he just woke up on his carport floor from passing out and was sick as hell. oops |
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Gold Member Username: FrkkevinTeam DLSSuperNatural... Post Number: 7344 Registered: Nov-05 | http://thealsshop.com/new.html |
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Gold Member Username: DuckaShelby Twp., MI United States Post Number: 1238 Registered: Jan-08 | THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR DRUG TESTS OR OTHER ILLEGAL USE. PLEASE FOLLOW ALL APPLICABLE STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT. lol |
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Gold Member Username: FrkkevinTeam DLSSuperNatural... Post Number: 7345 Registered: Nov-05 | I'm glad someone actually clicked the link haha I was just tempted to post pics.. then thought twice |
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Gold Member Username: DuckaShelby Twp., MI United States Post Number: 1239 Registered: Jan-08 | that was funny |
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Platinum Member Username: InsearchofbassYork, Pennsylvania Post Number: 12588 Registered: Jun-04 | Ill pass every time since i dont do drugs.  |
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Gold Member Username: Big_edge_headMilwaukee, WI Post Number: 4171 Registered: Mar-07 | You will pass no doubt. If you smoked today and had to take the test in less than a week, I'd bet that you'd still pass since it doesn't look like you smoke alot. And Brad is right. THC is fat soluble, not water soluble. Which is a reason you still get high when its filtered through your bong water, but you still lose some THC. |
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Silver Member Username: JbpittPittsburgh, Pa. Usa Post Number: 135 Registered: Jul-09 | Its been awhile since i took a drug test. 3 years clean an still truckn! |
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Gold Member Username: FrkkevinTeam DLSSuperNatural... Post Number: 7346 Registered: Nov-05 | my work does hair tests.. fail |
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Gold Member Username: Drant19DUB-C, TX Post Number: 2084 Registered: Aug-07 | you could just not do drugs, that would probably help the situation.. lol but in all seriousness, i agree with everyone who says your in the safe zone. you rarely smoke, and it was almost a month ago... your good to go |
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Silver Member Username: Kingandsons07TEAM NEBRASKA Lincoln,NE Post Number: 935 Registered: Aug-08 | "you could just not do drugs, that would probably help the situation" best thing i heard yet hahaha =) |
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Gold Member Username: Hittin1TEAM REVOLUTION, La. Lake Charles... Post Number: 4004 Registered: May-07 |
Fu<kin quiter!!! lol j/p |
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Gold Member Username: Hittin1TEAM REVOLUTION, La. Lake Charles... Post Number: 4005 Registered: May-07 |
Will i pass im 5'6 135 with an 8-ball /day Meth habit* There ya go.. fixed it for ya... Geez, Eat somethin' dude.. |
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Gold Member Username: Hittin1TEAM REVOLUTION, La. Lake Charles... Post Number: 4006 Registered: May-07 |  |
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Gold Member Username: Drant19DUB-C, TX Post Number: 2085 Registered: Aug-07 | triple post..ftw? maybe |
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Platinum Member Username: InsearchofbassYork, Pennsylvania Post Number: 12603 Registered: Jun-04 | its because of this dead stinkin forum |
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Diamond Member Username: WingmanaliveWww.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 21340 Registered: Jun-06 | First real job I ever applied for I was in a room with about 6 other guys. 2 of them couldn't pass the math test, 1 couldn't put his pager down, 1 called the receptionist in the lobby "yo", 1 couldn't stop wiping his nose and the last one asked for a week's notice of any drug test.  Most employers will determine your eligibility within minutes of first seeing you. Your impression on everyone you meet there will play a roll so don't think you only need to impress the last guy you meet. I walked into a business one day I wished to apply for a position in and first came across the janitor. He was filthy and was cleaning up, sweeping and mopping the lobby when I walked in for my interview. I politely asked him for the owner's office and thanked him for his help. Then I met a very powerfully spoken man and spoke nervously with him for 20 minutes trying to prove my worth. He took my resume, shook my hand and said he would be in touch. I thought I tanked the interview. Less than 1 day later I was asked in a second time. Again I met the janitor in the lobby and he directed me to the same office I was in the day before. Soon after the janitor walked in and sat down behind the desk in front of me. I was hired on the spot. Here this janitor was in fact the owner who had his sons handle the initial interviews as he sat on the sidelines. He was handing his business over to them soon and as it turns out he taught us all something that day. I never took any drug test whatsoever for him during my employment with his company and he never asked any questions. Something you see less and less of in today's world. Type "How to pa" in a Google search. You get this.....  It concerns a LOT of people.  |
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Bronze Member Username: DomenicoGlendale, AZ USA Post Number: 69 Registered: Apr-09 | You wanna be safe then sorry? Hope you like pickels. Wanna be even Moore safe then sorry ? Hope you like salt and vinegar. Wanna not have to worry about it? Hope you like vitimans. Wanna get clean within a couple days? Hope you have a cvs near by. Fck water, drink pickel juice and vinegar go to cvs and buy vitiman b pills, then buy some self cleanser. NOT COLON CLEANSER! |
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Silver Member Username: Mpinto19kColorado Springs/, CO Post Number: 308 Registered: Feb-09 | Or don't waste any money by doing what he said it's been established already if you don't smoke everyday then 3 weeks is more than enough time. I smoked got pissed test 17 days later passed and this was a military piss test. 1. I rarely smoke 2. It wasn't potent sh!t 3. I didn't smoke but like one blunt 4. Excersise and water It's that easy if that sounds like your situation you'll be straight don't sweat that sh!t or waste money on stupid sh!t |
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Silver Member Username: Msand951San jacinto, Ca Usa Post Number: 201 Registered: Mar-07 | What brad said ,THC is stored in your fat cells and a little bit sheds off every time you piss. And it can stay in your fat cells for a month depending on your metabolism and how active you are. If you exercise or play a sport then less than 3 weeks you should be good plus your your high metabolism and weight you dont have a lot of body fat so you should be fine. Those cleansing stuff you buy at a smoke shop to clean you will only mask or clean the thc in your urine for that day that you take it. but its still in your fat cells.so next the next day it will show up. so pills, teas, and chlorine have to be taken the day of the test like an hour before. People who smoke all the time have to do this to pass the probation tests. But in your case case 3 weeks dont even worry about it. piss away buddy. next time if you want to keep a job stay clean. |
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Silver Member Username: Msand951San jacinto, Ca Usa Post Number: 202 Registered: Mar-07 | but if they do a hair test your fcked. bleach your hair even your pubes cause if you shave your head they get hair from anywhere in your body arm, legs, nuts, azz, just wax it all off like steve o in jackass. |
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Gold Member Username: BonhamdTraverse City, MI Post Number: 1945 Registered: Nov-07 | ya but that looks suspicious as shiit. coming into a drug test hairless....... my buddys was hair taken in a test. they pretty much shaved his arm pits. he looked extremely goofy |
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Diamond Member Username: WingmanaliveWww.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 21362 Registered: Jun-06 | Any wonder now why Britney shaved her head? |
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Silver Member Username: Mpinto19kColorado Springs/, CO Post Number: 309 Registered: Feb-09 | Ya know I never thought about that |
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Gold Member Username: Livin_loudCOD4 Addict Post Number: 2944 Registered: Jan-06 | funny how drug related topics get the most attention lol. i do have a question of my own, semi-related, that me and a few buddies have been pondering on for a few days now... anybody familiar with spice? |
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Silver Member Username: Mpinto19kColorado Springs/, CO Post Number: 310 Registered: Feb-09 | What the frick is spice? |
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Gold Member Username: Livin_loudCOD4 Addict Post Number: 2946 Registered: Jan-06 | out of the people here i was actually expecting you to know about it more than anybody else lol. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_%28drug%29 legal mary jane basically. trying to figure out the whole drug test part... |
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Silver Member Username: Mpinto19kColorado Springs/, CO Post Number: 311 Registered: Feb-09 | Ahh ok well sh!t as long as the chemical in it isn't THC it should be more than ok because that's all the military tests for is THC not similar things to THC get what I'm saying. I have a friend who smokes all that fake sh!t he never comes up hot, now I've never tried it but he doesn't get in trouble for it. |
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Gold Member Username: Livin_loudCOD4 Addict Post Number: 2947 Registered: Jan-06 | buddy of mine just got back from a TDY, said he got wrecked off it haha. might give it a go this weekend. some is said to be up to be on par or even stronger than potent strains... it does have cannabinoid features. |
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Silver Member Username: Mpinto19kColorado Springs/, CO Post Number: 312 Registered: Feb-09 | hrm I tried some fake stuff like YEARS back but it tasted nasty and didn't do a thing, granted it was a LONG time ago so I don't know. I just stick with beer now a days |
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Diamond Member Username: WingmanaliveWww.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 21365 Registered: Jun-06 | Paul is drug free. I have NO issues with any job interview or drug tests. As long as they don't call in the evenings lol. |
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Gold Member Username: Yukhui4 15 AA Havocs, Memphis 4kw!! Post Number: 1013 Registered: Jan-06 | You'll be fine. |
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Diamond Member Username: WingmanaliveWww.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 21367 Registered: Jun-06 | End of thread. |
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Gold Member Username: Crayola0Portage, Wisconsin Post Number: 2583 Registered: Jun-06 | the way i passed mine was to have my gf (or anyone who doesnt smoke) piss in a bottle and right before u go heat it up in the microwave for a couple seconds then fill up a c0nd0m with it. put the c0nd0m in between ur legs. it works best with boxer briefs. then when u go in to pe3 just open the c0nd0m up and dump it into their cup. it worked for me. |
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Diamond Member Username: WingmanaliveWww.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 21373 Registered: Jun-06 | ^^^^Until they send out your sample and you find out you're pregnant. |
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Gold Member Username: Crayola0Portage, Wisconsin Post Number: 2584 Registered: Jun-06 | lol ya |
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Gold Member Username: JoebruceTC Sounds/DLS Post Number: 2840 Registered: May-04 | This thread irritates me. |
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Silver Member Username: Wackzirth88K-town, Il U.S. Post Number: 145 Registered: May-09 | lol yd u come to a subwoofer forum to ask about passin a drug test. this is a funny thread to me ull pass, if ur worried u wont pass go to wal mart or walgreens buy a at home drug test. take it first if u fail start slammin water. |
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Diamond Member Username: WingmanaliveWww.stainles... .ecrater.com Post Number: 21396 Registered: Jun-06 | Why would they make home drug tests?? |
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Silver Member Username: Wackzirth88K-town, Il U.S. Post Number: 148 Registered: May-09 | u mean y do they? i dont kno when i was in high school, my dad thought i was on drugs and made me take one,pass it btw. he got it from wal greens, they have a couple different ones. i bought one when i was in the same situation as this guy. passed the at home one, took the stress right off me then went and passed the drug test for the job. still work there to this day |
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Gold Member Username: Snowball123West Allis, WI Post Number: 3234 Registered: Oct-07 | congrats! |
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Silver Member Username: Wackzirth88K-town, Il U.S. Post Number: 150 Registered: May-09 | y thank ya buddy |
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