Stumbled across an old thread and just happened to look at LR's profile and there was his MySpace link. Here is his question and answer section -- it's fucking hilarious:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: beto a.k.a lilrob Birthday: im 18 Birthplace: mexico biatchhhhhhhhh Current Location: chitown Eye Color: brown Hair Color: black Height: 5'7 and tons of fun Right Handed or Left Handed: both im a handy man Your Heritage: The Shoes You Wore Today: air force ones Your Weakness: ugly bitches Your Fears: super fat azz bitches Your Perfect Pizza: hawaian pizaa Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to keep it really pimpin Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: u may have a a man sexy or even cute but u know he looks like a sucker with silly suit, just remember im not cute but im good lookin Thoughts First Waking Up: bitches Your Best Physical Feature: im the one of ur dreams Your Bedtime: anytime Your Most Missed Memory: i dont know Pepsi or Coke: kool aid bitch MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell bitchhhh Single or Group Dates: group cuz i need to keep it pimpin Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: koool aid mother fucker Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry nigga Cappuccino or Coffee: kool aid punk Do you Smoke: no i use to but now i dont bitch Do you Swear: yeah alot nigga Do you Sing: yeah bitchhhhhhh Do you Shower Daily: ofcorse man Have you Been in Love: i dont know Do you want to get Married: yeah with a lot of bitches Do you belive in yourself: yeah bro Do you get Motion Sickness: i dont know Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah come here babe...... Are you a Health Freak: i dont know Do you get along with your Parents: yeah Do you like Thunderstorms: umm i think soo Do you play an Instrument: no cuz im not a sucker In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah and im proud biatchhhh In the past month have you Smoked: nooooooo In the past month have you been on Drugs: noooooo my hoes but not me In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah bro In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ofcorse nigga In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos? oh yeah na bro i prefer marias In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no fakk that In the past month have you been on Stage: no In the past month have you been Dumped: oh i think vice versa In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no bitch In the past month have you Stolen Anything: oh yeah bro only car audio stuff bro Ever been Drunk: alot bro but now not cuz i have to keep it pimpin Ever been called a Tease: i dont know Ever been Beaten up: yeah dude alot of times Ever Shoplifted: na i got money How do you want to Die: umm no bro i trusted in heaven im allready there motherfuker What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a pornstar What country would you most like to Visit: mexico to kep it pimpin In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: brown like me, im not cute im good lookin Favourite Hair Color: black mother fuker stop askinnnnnnn Short or Long Hair: mid or long wateva bro just make sure she looks good Height: i dontknow Weight: i dont know but not too fattt Best Clothing Style: phat farm Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont take drugs motherfuker wat do i lookk like niigga, impimp playa we dont take drugs Number of CDs I own: too many not really i only download dont buy dc's cuz im not a looser Number of Piercings: i used to next week im gettin my bling bling, bling bling bitchhhhh Number of Tattoos: im gettin one too Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dotn know is not of your businesss
