Desi dahage (continues)...
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New member Username: 1040steelPost Number: 2 Registered: Nov-07 | Bhaiyoo and unki bheno... Ek Joke suno Engineers vs. Executives Theorem: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Proof Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows, Power = Work/Time. Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we get; Knowledge = Work/Money Solving for money, we find Money = Work/Knowledge The greater your knowledge, the more work you have to do for your money. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.* |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1390 Registered: Oct-07 | lol india lost match against australia and loose the series.............last 20 minutes were best ever to watch..this was the best of test match i have ever seen.. i think indian team let down their caption .. i don't know if kumble was playing really good... why was he taking signal and let harbhajan play...they knew that they can not won the match but he should had stayed there... australian empiring suck during the matches.. shows how racist they are.. i know all of you guys hate australia winning but look as how team manage .. they were good in bowling,batting,fielding... everything... cheers for austalia for winning consecutive 15 test matches.. |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1397 Registered: Oct-07 | what do u guys think regarding harbhajan's ban for 3 matches.. | |
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Silver Member Username: KirankumarKenya Post Number: 729 Registered: Oct-07 | Sada , do you get to watch any of these matches? if so what channel.thanks |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1398 Registered: Oct-07 | oh yeh .. they are available on 82 dish bev .. cbn channel |
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Silver Member Username: KirankumarKenya Post Number: 730 Registered: Oct-07 | thanks Sada,I don't have bev right now ,planning on extra dish in future | |
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Silver Member Username: Pathfinder191Post Number: 314 Registered: Mar-06 | Shine man, This is only for you. Har phool ki kismat me kahan naaz-e-uroosa(n) Kuch phool tau khilte hain(n) mazaron ke liye |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlPost Number: 1333 Registered: Oct-07 | Salaam...yeh dhaaga abhi tak chal raha hai wow achey baat hai..lol..sorry guyz i was away for a few days nice to be back aap log ko dekh ke yahan bohot acha feel hua..DN to abhi chal raha hai to es liya mein login itni nahin karti...to aap log kaise hai? Nalin bhai sada bhai african munna kaise ho? yahan phar sab teek tak hai... |
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Silver Member Username: KirankumarKenya Post Number: 775 Registered: Oct-07 | Satgrl, Namaste,aap wapas aa gayee ho khooshi ki baat hai. welcome back |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlPost Number: 1334 Registered: Oct-07 | thanks african..;) | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1422 Registered: Oct-07 | nice to see u back satgrl |
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Silver Member Username: DrmunnaPost Number: 238 Registered: Oct-07 | satgirl aab ayee ho jab yeh sada ka phool hath pakade das din se sukh gaya....aabhi bhi de de sada der hi sahee... | |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlPost Number: 1336 Registered: Oct-07 | hi saqib..nice to see u here... eeh munna kya bola..lol.. |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1426 Registered: Oct-07 | sat grl hum to idhr hi hang out karte hein. ap ur munna achanak chale jate ho..  by the way huammre munna bhai to kehte rehte hein.... |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1427 Registered: Oct-07 | sat grl hum to idhr hi hang out karte hein. ap ur munna achanak chale jate ho.. by the way huammre munna bhai to kehte rehte hein.... ab dil ki batein kisi pata hoti hein..  |
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New member Username: Kida22Post Number: 4 Registered: Jan-08 | oo SADA YAAR THANKS | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1441 Registered: Oct-07 | u are welcome... | |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlPost Number: 1339 Registered: Oct-07 | sada?? dil ki batein?..to aap bathaye aap ki dil ki baat. Dil Ki Baatein Bata Deti Hain, AankheinDharkano Ko Jaga Deti Hain, AankheinDil Pe Chalta Nahi Jadoo, Chehraun Ka KabhiDil Ko To Deewana Bana Deti Hain, AankheinWoh Hum Se Baat Nahi Karte, To Na KareinHaal Sara Unke Dil Ka Suna Deti Hain, AankheinGham Sada Rehta Nahi, Aadmi Ke SaathAshk Bana Kar Chalka Deti Hain, AankheinAata Hai Jab Dor-E-Jawani, To Ae-DostoSunder Sapne Zehan Mein Basa Deti Hain, AankheinMana Ke Neend Aati Hai, Aankhon Hi Ke RaasteMagar Kabhi Kabaar Neend Bhi Uraa Deti Hain, AankheinShukar Hai Rab Ne Ata Ki, Aankhon Ki NeamatHumaare Dard-O-Gham Saare Dil Ke, Chupa Deti Hain Aankhein |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlPost Number: 1340 Registered: Oct-07 | i hve bz life ..lol..cant stay for too long;;) | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1459 Registered: Oct-07 | haie sat grl bari achi shairi karti hein.. dil ki batein kia bataien did tarapta rehta hai har waqt kisi ke khoj me rehta hai. mun he mun me sochta rehta hai.. kia? |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlPost Number: 1344 Registered: Oct-07 | yah sada shayad aap teek keh rahain hain...thanks aap ki bhi shayri bari achia hein;) | |
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 6952 Registered: Jun-06 | sada: doorika dukh dilpe sahun mein Girl: raheke paas bhi door rahun mein sada: chhoona chaahun chhoona sakun mein; kaun yeh reet batao Girl: muze na sapno se bahelavo |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1478 Registered: Oct-07 |  good one ..just hard to read.. |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1479 Registered: Oct-07 | CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. |
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Silver Member Username: KirankumarKenya Post Number: 805 Registered: Oct-07 | Sadabhai, aap crazyfta ko join karlo aur nfusion main madad karo,woh acchi site banengi |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlPost Number: 1349 Registered: Oct-07 | ..so crazy people...lol |
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Silver Member Username: DrmunnaPost Number: 239 Registered: Oct-07 | this is for sada..... Dil do kisi ek ko,wo bhi kisi nek ko lekin jabtak koi nek na mile.... propose karte rahe har ek ko.. |
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Silver Member Username: DrmunnaPost Number: 240 Registered: Oct-07 | this is what Ultra told me last night!! Dil todna hamari aadat nahin Dil kisi ka hum dukhaate nahin Bharosa rakhna meri wafao pe Dil mein basa ke hum kisi ko BHULAATE nahin |
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Silver Member Username: DrmunnaPost Number: 241 Registered: Oct-07 | this is what nfusion told sada last night....i heard it.. REQUEST hai Thumse REFUSE mat karna, Friendship ke Bulb ko FUSE mat karna, Hum Dost hai Thumare CONFUSE mat hona, Meri Jagaha kisi ko CHOOSE mat karna.... |
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Silver Member Username: DrmunnaPost Number: 242 Registered: Oct-07 | this is for all u friends,,,,, Har Sooraj Ki Kiran Roshni De App Ko Chand Ki Har Chandni Thandak De App Ko Barish Ki Har Boond Tazgi De App Ko Darakht Ka Har Pata Chaoun De App Ko Hum App Ko Kia De Sakte Hain Magar Har Dene Wala Khushi De App Ko |
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Silver Member Username: KirankumarKenya Post Number: 810 Registered: Oct-07 | Dr Munna , kahe to wah wah |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1488 Registered: Oct-07 | awesome munnabhai.. and for african.. i already joined crazyfta.com.. |
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 6976 Registered: Jun-06 | Taiyar hain hum Hum bole'. pyar men dhoka hai'.dhoka hi pyar hai Soono bhai:' pyar men dhoka hai'.dhoka hi pyar hai phirbhi pyar kiya hain maine phirbhi pyar karte rahenge hum kyun?'. dhoka denke liye Taiyaar hain hum!! |
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Silver Member Username: RekmanMntl-Quebec-... Post Number: 272 Registered: Jun-06 | Nalyn Karn hai voh Dhokebaaz ???...... Loooll !!! is the BEV Down ???....Its saying SCRAMBLE CHANNEL for me.... FTA nay is qadar dhoka diya hai Kay humarey DN & BEV tak rok diya ..sirf chhey dinon humko khushii me raKkha... Please help. THANK YOU |
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 6983 Registered: Jun-06 | Dekhte raho .... nahin, dekhna badh karo. Kyun?.... DN ka hindi/urdu bandh ho gaya hai. Koi nayi ya pura movie nikalo - sirf do din ke liye |
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 7028 Registered: Jun-06 | Sada: Kahaan ho tum, zara awaz do, .......hum tumhe yaad karte hain Girl: Yahan hum mein akeli hun mein, ......yehi meri fariyad hai. |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1489 Registered: Oct-07 | |
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Gold Member Username: Dude123Post Number: 1792 Registered: Jul-06 | Goodd one...Nalin Bhai... |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1490 Registered: Oct-07 | hahah its so funny read this.. A Pakistani was sitting with an Indian and Malaysianin Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden Saudi police entered and arrested them. But, as it was a nationalholiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "I allow each of you one wish before your whipping." So the Malaysian guy thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Indian guy, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again. Sheikh turned to Pakistani and said: "You are from a brother country, so you can have 2 wishes!" "Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", the Pakistani replies. "My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes." "If you so desire", the Sheikh replies with questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Indian to my back", the Pakistani answers |
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Gold Member Username: Dude123Post Number: 1793 Registered: Jul-06 | lol | |
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 7042 Registered: Jun-06 | Dosti ki hai bachhe se, bhai number ek Bhool karega woh to pastavoge aap ek |
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New member Username: Hagbard_celinePost Number: 8 Registered: Jan-08 | Bhool karega pyar men dhoka Dil do kisi ek ko Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. hahahaha |
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Silver Member Username: CybermasterPost Number: 108 Registered: Jan-07 | FIRDI CHNAH DE KUNDAY YAAR TOLDI, MAHIWAL MAHIWAL MUKHON BOLDI, BUNKE MARASA SOHNI THILLI PAR NU, GHARIAH MELADAY KEHNDI SOHNEY YAAR NU. |
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Bronze Member Username: KhopdiPost Number: 77 Registered: Apr-07 | A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a big dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning "Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says - "I am a Pakistani!" The next day the newspapers prints headline "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being investigated" |
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Bronze Member Username: KhopdiPost Number: 78 Registered: Apr-07 | Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training. "Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!" "But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha. "Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!" |
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Silver Member Username: Pathfinder191Post Number: 315 Registered: Mar-06 | Khopdi, It sounds like you hate Pakistan and Pakistanis? |
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Silver Member Username: FrobiGuelph, Ontario Canada Post Number: 147 Registered: Aug-06 | You are the one who starts about hate. Its just a joke, chill. Then you blame others that they hate you. | |
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Silver Member Username: Pathfinder191Post Number: 316 Registered: Mar-06 | I never mentioned my country of origin. I could be anyone, Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi, etc. but when you see couple of posts representing one nation, it is obvious. | |
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Bronze Member Username: KhopdiPost Number: 79 Registered: Apr-07 | There is no hate here. Afterall, Pakistan is son of Inddia. If it was not for India, Pakistan would have not been born. | |
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 7044 Registered: Jun-06 | hinddo/musalman ya Bharat/Pakistan - Aisi bate ees jagape achchhi nahin | |
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Silver Member Username: KirankumarKenya Post Number: 819 Registered: Oct-07 | theek kaha Nalin | |
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Silver Member Username: DrmunnaPost Number: 243 Registered: Oct-07 | Are o sade ke bachhe kahan ho?? arey yaar 82 to nahin mila aab sochrela bev ki dish bole to.... dal du kaun sasta hai northest men?? sab bolrela yeh aapka ilaaka hai saman-vaman kya lene ka yeh jara tapaka dalna,,,bole to thank you bhej rela superstore men se leke purolater pe....bole to out yeh sala SYMONDS kya comedy karta hai bhai, bolta hai bandar ko bandar nahin bolne ka,,, fatttt sala bhen ki.... |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1491 Registered: Oct-07 | munna bhai..kisi se number dhonndna parega.. i think cost $ 50-100 .. bole to 91 bhi lagwa do.. two lnb le 82 aur 91.. if u don't have zeee sports.. kabhi khabar sale 91 pe match dekhate hein... i will find the number in few days and private message begh do ga.. |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1492 Registered: Oct-07 | Least Romantic: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell" |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1508 Registered: Oct-07 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RzyIL9Ffz8 | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1509 Registered: Oct-07 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIDxRrMB5P4 | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1510 Registered: Oct-07 | aik admi bunyan bhech raha hai woh kehta hai banen len jande ho banen len ke ande jaie pande ho ke pendi nahi pa jaie ke lendi nahi. lai jai tha doji wali paneni joie landi nahi Rest of it watch it here .... its so funny.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUHnIabjrBw&feature=related |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlPost Number: 1355 Registered: Oct-07 | sada...great post..lmao... |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1511 Registered: Oct-07 | |
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Silver Member Username: KirankumarKenya Post Number: 885 Registered: Oct-07 | Bhaio ,behno aur cycle ki chaino is thage ko tootne mat dena | |
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Gold Member Username: Dude123Post Number: 1821 Registered: Jul-06 | Bohut achey African!...lol.. | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1527 Registered: Oct-07 | Marriage A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.She went downstairs looking for him. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw tears rolling from his eyes as he sipped his coffee. "What's the matter with you, my dear? Why are you down here at this time of the night?" she asked. "Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked. "Yes, I do," she replied. "Do you remember when your father caught us while dating?" "Yes, I do remember," she replied. "Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?" "Yes, I do," she said, getting a little teary- eyed herself at his fond recollection. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know... I would have been released today." |
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Silver Member Username: DrmunnaPost Number: 244 Registered: Oct-07 | HEY SADA itna udas bhi mat ho een shadiyon se!! voh (jo yaheen pe hai) na mili to kya be, tu nahin to koi aur sahi bo de!! |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1534 Registered: Oct-07 | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1535 Registered: Oct-07 | Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti. ENGLISHMAN : What is this? CIRCUIT : Bread India Circuit then open the box of jalebi. ENGLISHMAN : What is this? CIRCUIT : Sweet India With all the food he hogged on, Munna fa*rts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ... ENGLISHMAN : What is that? CIRCUIT : Air India |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1536 Registered: Oct-07 | pakistani Hell: An Pakistani dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the pakistani hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? "Because maintenance is so bad >that>>the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria..." |
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Silver Member Username: Sjain80Post Number: 129 Registered: Jun-06 | that is funny...nice one sada | |
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Silver Member Username: Sjain80Post Number: 130 Registered: Jun-06 | but I think pakistan has more corruption than india..so go with the facts.. | |
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 7145 Registered: Jun-06 | Yeh jokes achchhe hain, lakin hamen dar hai ki bharati/pakistani ka jhagda ho jayega. Aur aisa hoga to kisiko fayda nahin. | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1538 Registered: Oct-07 | isi lie me ne do jokes sunae hei.. if you know nalin what i mean  |
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New member Username: Jitu0948Post Number: 1 Registered: Feb-06 | Preety boring jokes singling out particular nation I do not know why it is allowed, missing LK to bash this nonsense | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1547 Registered: Oct-07 | that's why u are new meber jitu............. | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1563 Registered: Oct-07 | Musharraf in Tunnel: Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him" Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped." Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me." Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again." |
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Silver Member Username: Pathfinder191Post Number: 318 Registered: Mar-06 | mai Nalin ke sath sahmat hun. Yehan aisi batain nahi honi chahiye jis se kisi ko taklif ho. | |
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Silver Member Username: FrobiGuelph, Ontario Canada Post Number: 150 Registered: Aug-06 | Good one | |
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New member Username: JituPost Number: 1 Registered: Jan-08 | I agree with Sam this is an informal site people come for FTA not to stand at Paan shop for a smoke and listen or read crappy jokes about people who are highly recognised and are to be left alone in this informal site | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1569 Registered: Oct-07 | jittu this is the fun thread for all of us desis here .. if you don't like the thread stay away from it.. as long as it doesn't hurt some one.. its ok.. |
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New member Username: JituPost Number: 2 Registered: Jan-08 | Well it goes this way then if it is fun to crack jokes about primeministers and other diginitaries and get away by saying it do not hurt anyone? ,then I have funny questionable jokes like Q. Which country wear unisex clothes? A. Pakistan ( Shalwar ) I can write lots of "JOKES" if it do not hurt people like you said ! |
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New member Username: JituPost Number: 3 Registered: Jan-08 | Sada don't you have clean jokes which all can enjoy in Desi therad ?which do not point to country people religion and race | |
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 7180 Registered: Jun-06 | jitu/sada. The main problem I want to prevent is Indo/Pakistani or Hindu/Muslim adversorial posts and comments - you should all avoid it and in the remotest sense. I do not agree with sada that posting two jokes of the above kind, one of one kind and the other of the other kind, makes it OK. In my opinion, it does not, because the next person might be tempted to post another joke in reply. |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1572 Registered: Oct-07 | ok i hope this doesn't hurt any one... true love A couple sleeping togher. Wife 70 yrs old got romanting and started talking to her 85 yrs old husband, "Darling do you remember those days when we started dating. When we go to bed you kiss me first, the husband kissed her. The wife said then you will will hug me, the husband huged her.. The wife adds, then my sweetheart you will bite me on my neck, now what she notices, her husband got out of bed and started walking out. The wife got worred,and said I am sorry if said something wrong my sweetheart. May i ask where are you going. The man replied gently, "I am going downstairs to get my teeth". |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://www.dssworld.co..., Zeeshan Ashiq DssWorld Mod... Post Number: 413 Registered: Oct-06 | OOO meri site pay aoo I will make a Desi dahage for u in a new Desi section dssfiles.co.nr no SPAM |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1589 Registered: Oct-07 | i thought that was av's site and u guys have now cray fta.. still not sure who own which? |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1590 Registered: Oct-07 | quote of the day The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do what you'd druther not. |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://www.dssworld.co..., Zeeshan Ashiq DssWorld Mod... Post Number: 427 Registered: Oct-06 | No there is Dssworld that is avs and Crazyfta that is avs and the ones,, but i opened up a new one... sada come and join and ill make u a admin hows that sound | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1593 Registered: Oct-07 | hahha.. i will join up and i will suggest it to others too.. for files only.. but make sure there are no rec killer file posted there..b.c if some thing happen they will blame me for recommended a site..... yeh and why not promote a desi fta site |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://www.dssworld.co..., Zeeshan Ashiq DssWorld Mod... Post Number: 431 Registered: Oct-06 | Done ur a admin to make any changes just click admin and ur in the setting |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://www.dssworld.co..., Zeeshan Ashiq DssWorld Mod... Post Number: 433 Registered: Oct-06 | like the idea | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://www.dssworld.co..., Zeeshan Ashiq DssWorld Mod... Post Number: 434 Registered: Oct-06 | Cool we are from the same city wow | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1600 Registered: Oct-07 | hi smart why don't u downnload some files there.. so actually people can find the files etc... so people can go there and actually find the files.. for now there are no files there.. |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://www.dssworld.co..., Zeeshan Ashiq DssWorld Mod... Post Number: 435 Registered: Oct-06 | There are files there | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://www.dssworld.co..., Zeeshan Ashiq DssWorld Mod... Post Number: 437 Registered: Oct-06 | ignore that download button ill remove it | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://www.dssworld.co..., Zeeshan Ashiq DssWorld Mod... Post Number: 451 Registered: Oct-06 | ||
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1605 Registered: Oct-07 | for some reason .. it is giving me error messages.. | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 480 Registered: Oct-06 | Its working fine Use this link if u want to |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1609 Registered: Oct-07 | You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich." That's Brand Recognition. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback!!!! |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 495 Registered: Oct-06 | lol meri site chally ya nai | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1610 Registered: Oct-07 | working great |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 500 Registered: Oct-06 | too koi post hei kar doo | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1613 Registered: Oct-07 | man i am not sure if its my comp or ur site.. like i went to desi dhage to post some thing..and suddenly it says erorr...... page cannot be displayed etc........ | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 510 Registered: Oct-06 | wow its wokring fine for me try |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1620 Registered: Oct-07 | sat grl... kabhi desi dhage me khuch post kar dia karo... |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 532 Registered: Oct-06 | sada baaci pa sa ra hai !!!! | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1624 Registered: Oct-07 | we are freinds... |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 537 Registered: Oct-06 | ok |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1636 Registered: Oct-07 | ok smart.. still having problem with sinning in.. now website is working but when i log in and post some thing it tells me to enter username and password again... |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 559 Registered: Oct-06 | use Mozilla firefox it works geat also remembers passwords | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1638 Registered: Oct-07 | can u send me the registeration link again..so i can sign in... | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 561 Registered: Oct-06 | ||
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1642 Registered: Oct-07 | finally it worked...  |
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Silver Member Username: ImnycusaPost Number: 105 Registered: Jun-06 | any site for downloading vs ultra file with no rigisteration? | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1643 Registered: Oct-07 | why u dont wanna register.... | |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlOuTa yeh DuniyA Post Number: 1397 Registered: Oct-07 | im having same problem with signing in..it keeps saying invalid user name... | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1644 Registered: Oct-07 | i had same problems on user name u have to put your email adress instead of user name.. and pasword offcourse.. it should work... |
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Silver Member Username: ImnycusaPost Number: 107 Registered: Jun-06 | so, is there any site where vs files can be downloaded with no login hassle? | |
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Silver Member Username: ImnycusaPost Number: 108 Registered: Jun-06 | koi nahee janta (jaanti)? | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 567 Registered: Oct-06 | DESIFTA pa change car dia hai no log in required come and check it out |
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Gold Member Username: Dude123Post Number: 1857 Registered: Jul-06 | Oye zeeshan, desifta per register kardiya ab admin banado I will try to help you there too...I am known as wes786 there... | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1655 Registered: Oct-07 | yeh he is a good guy.. | |
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Silver Member Username: ImnycusaPost Number: 109 Registered: Jun-06 | yaar "The Smart 1!", i tried downloading it from this desi site, but it did require registeration. yeah kia funda hai yaar? | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 577 Registered: Oct-06 | too registrar kar loo site paa tuma khuch nai ho gaa | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1660 Registered: Oct-07 | imnnyc kon se tum ne pesi dene hei khali register hi karna hai na jesi yahoun kia to kia problem hai... | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1663 Registered: Oct-07 | Shayari kya hai? Shayari kya hai? Ek Raasta hain Dil ki baat batane ka, Ek zariya hai apni yaad dilane ka, Ek Saathi hain Duri ko bhulane ka, Ek Tarika hain Rishta nibhane ka... ... |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 589 Registered: Oct-06 | waaaaa ustad saqeeb lol | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1665 Registered: Oct-07 | i stll don't know ur name.. what is it? who is zeeshan is it you? |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 595 Registered: Oct-06 | yaaa man its me Ashiq lol Zeeshan Ashiq | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 596 Registered: Oct-06 | How do u like the new elements on the sides perrty cool haa (DesiFta is on fire and its snowing lol) | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1667 Registered: Oct-07 | yeh good one... zeeshan ashiq....wah kia batein hein... |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartHttp://desifta.co.nr/ Post Number: 598 Registered: Oct-06 | no jokes apart my last name lol | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1674 Registered: Oct-07 | A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha' |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1677 Registered: Oct-07 | Ek larki AAHA Adhi raat ko AAHA Jungle main OHOO Jhari k peeche AHAA Sub se chup k AHA Daba daba k AHA Chos chos k OHOO . . . . . Aam kha rahi thi AAHAHAH |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1689 Registered: Oct-07 | Points of identification of a desi ! You are a desi if..... 1) You can pack your stuff to fly to any corner of the world within minutes ! 2) You can survive under drastic conditions by eating vegetarian food ! 3) You can change your english accent to suit any other accent ! 4) Your telephone bill does not go below $200 ! 5) You do not fix up an appointment to meet a friend or a girl friend ! 6) You can drive on the left side or right side of the road with equal ease ! 7) You do not give any thought spending $19,000 for buying a brand new Honda Accord ! 8) You know at least 3 languages ! 9) You are obsessed with your work rather than your body ! 10) You do not mind spending 2000$ a year for going to india or getting your parents here ! 11) You find it no big deal buying your friend a cup of coffee ! 12) You enjoy coming on the weekends to work ! 13) You know ORACLE and your parents and wife are familiar with the words "DEVELOPER 2000 FORMS 4.5' ! 14) You are shocked with disbelief when someone talks about divorce ! 15) Your pay check has a figure which is much higher than an average american's pay check ! 16) You are a graduate ! 17) You can pick up any software in a day and claim an experience of a couple of years on it ! 18) You never speak English except when talking to an American or a Tamilian ! 19) You are standing at one corner of a discotheque waiting for some girl to come and ask u for a dance ! 20) You keep staring at another desi whom you don't know ! 21) You have your lunch box packed in a plastic cover ! 22) You are never spotted with a female except for your wife or colleague in the office ! ....... and last but not the least, YOU ARE A DESI IF YOU DISAPPEAR ONE FINE DAY DITCHING YOUR EMPLOYER AND CLIENT CASUALLY ! |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1694 Registered: Oct-07 | Before Marriage He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I'm not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. After Marriage Read it from bottom to top.. |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1707 Registered: Oct-07 | pakistan aur australia ka match aj rat ko.. munna bhai me ne 119 bi laga dia.. cost me $ 65 to move the dish.. disher installer cost so much........ |
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Silver Member Username: Sjain80Post Number: 136 Registered: Jun-06 | good post here as far as jokes go. Any one who thinks otherwise, plz start from the top one more time.. and you have to be desi too...lol.. | |
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Silver Member Username: Sjain80Post Number: 137 Registered: Jun-06 | good post here as far as jokes go. Any one who thinks otherwise, plz start from the top one more time.. and you have to be desi too...lol.. sada....I read your you are desi lines, and thank god, I still have some desi left in me. I have few of those points still pretty accurate on me..lol...very nice one |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1719 Registered: Oct-07 | they are all true.. every one who is from back home must have any one of them.. if any one who can say he is from back and none of them match any one of those.. then he is not desi... |
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Gold Member Username: KirankumarKenya Post Number: 1030 Registered: Oct-07 | Sada, could you go ahead and and post some cricket scores for the games last night,thanks |
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Bronze Member Username: Ehsankhan777Post Number: 41 Registered: Jun-06 | Jisne Shaid ki woh bhi phashtae or jisne nahin ki woh bhi phashtae dono taraf's insaan maar khata hai good joke LMAO | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1731 Registered: Oct-07 | sada Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000 Post Number: 1729 Registered: Oct-07 Posted on Thursday, January 24, 2008 - 12:24 pm: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ODI no. 2663 Zimbabwe in Pakistan ODI Series - 2nd ODI Pakistan v Zimbabwe 2007/08 season Played at Niaz Stadium, Hyderabad, on 24 January 2008 (50-over match) Result Pakistan won by 5 wickets (with 22 balls remaining) Zimbabwe innings (50 overs maximum) R M B 4s 6s SR V Sibanda c Kamran Akmal b Sohail Tanvir 9 20 15 1 0 60.00 H Masakadza b Shahid Afridi 87 124 103 10 0 84.46 CJ Chibhabha c Misbah-ul-Haq b Sohail Tanvir 0 7 3 0 0 0.00 T Taibu c Kamran Akmal b Sohail Tanvir 81 144 111 3 0 72.97 BRM Taylor c Shoaib Malik b Sohail Tanvir 26 36 35 1 1 74.28 E Chigumbura c Younis Khan b Shoaib Malik 1 4 3 0 0 33.33 SC Williams c sub (Fawad Alam) b Iftikhar Anjum 3 9 6 0 0 50.00 S Matsikenyeri b Iftikhar Anjum 1 6 3 0 0 33.33 P Utseya not out 6 17 9 0 0 66.66 GB Brent not out 13 13 11 2 0 118.18 Extras (lb 3, w 8) 11 Total (8 wickets; 50 overs; 194 mins) 238 (4.76 runs per over) Did not bat RW Price Fall of wickets1-16 (Sibanda, 4.5 ov), 2-19 (Chibhabha, 6.2 ov), 3-156 (Masakadza, 32.3 ov), 4-211 (Taylor, 43.3 ov), 5-213 (Chigumbura, 44.2 ov), 6-218 (Taibu, 45.6 ov), 7-218 (Williams, 46.1 ov), 8-220 (Matsikenyeri, 46.5 ov) Bowling O M R W Econ Sohail Tanvir 10 0 34 4 3.40 (5w) Samiullah Khan 10 0 55 0 5.50 Iftikhar Anjum 6 0 43 2 7.16 Shoaib Malik 10 1 37 1 3.70 (1w) Shahid Afridi 10 1 39 1 3.90 (1w) Younis Khan 4 0 27 0 6.75 Pakistan innings (target: 239 runs from 50 overs) R M B 4s 6s SR Salman Butt c Taibu b Chigumbura 17 26 28 2 0 60.71 Nasir Jamshed run out (Price) 74 90 64 14 0 115.62 Younis Khan run out (Sibanda) 35 68 31 3 0 112.90 Mohammad Yousuf not out 38 102 63 2 0 60.31 Shoaib Malik st Taibu b Price 4 16 16 0 0 25.00 Misbah-ul-Haq c Taylor b Masakadza 20 46 50 2 0 40.00 Shahid Afridi not out 43 33 27 4 2 159.25 Extras (lb 2, w 5, nb 1) 8 Total (5 wickets; 46.2 overs; 193 mins) 239 (5.15 runs per over) Did not bat Kamran Akmal, Sohail Tanvir, Samiullah Khan, Iftikhar Anjum Fall of wickets1-34 (Salman Butt, 6.6 ov), 2-129 (Nasir Jamshed, 20.2 ov), 3-131 (Younis Khan, 20.5 ov), 4-139 (Shoaib Malik, 24.4 ov), 5-178 (Misbah-ul-Haq, 37.4 ov) Bowling O M R W Econ E Chigumbura 9 0 56 1 6.22 (1w) GB Brent 10 2 46 0 4.60 CJ Chibhabha 5 0 41 0 8.20 RW Price 10 1 21 1 2.10 (1w) H Masakadza 8 0 42 1 5.25 (1w) SC Williams 4 0 29 0 7.25 (1nb) S Matsikenyeri 0.2 0 2 0 6.00 (1w) Toss Zimbabwe, who chose to bat first Series Pakistan led the 5-match series 2-0 Player of the match Sohail Tanvir (Pakistan) Umpires EAR de Silva (Sri Lanka) and Nadeem Ghauri TV umpire Riazuddin Match referee BC Broad (England) Reserve umpire Ahmed Shahab Match notes Zimbabwe innings Power Play 2: Overs 10.1 - 15.0 Zimbabwe: 50 runs in 11.6 overs (75 balls), Extras 3 Power Play 3: Overs 15.1 - 20.0 Drinks: Zimbabwe - 69/2 in 16.0 overs (H Masakadza 40, T Taibu 17) 3rd Wicket: 50 runs in 60 balls (H Masakadza 31, T Taibu 17, Ex 2) H Masakadza: 50 off 54 balls (9 x 4) Zimbabwe: 100 runs in 20.4 overs (127 balls), Extras 4 3rd Wicket: 100 runs in 111 balls (H Masakadza 63, T Taibu 34, Ex 3) T Taibu: 50 off 70 balls (2 x 4) Zimbabwe: 150 runs in 30.6 overs (190 balls), Extras 6 Drinks: Zimbabwe - 181/3 in 39.0 overs (T Taibu 64, BRM Taylor 13) Zimbabwe: 200 runs in 40.6 overs (251 balls), Extras 9 4th Wicket: 50 runs in 60 balls (T Taibu 23, BRM Taylor 23, Ex 4) Zimbabwe Innings: 1x5 ball over (43rd over, Shoaib Malik, called by Umpire Nadeem Ghauri) Innings Break: Zimbabwe - 238/8 in 50.0 overs (P Utseya 6, GB Brent 13) Pakistan innings Pakistan: 50 runs in 8.5 overs (53 balls), Extras 0 Power Play 2: Overs 10.1 - 15.0 Nasir Jamshed: 50 off 42 balls (11 x 4) 2nd Wicket: 50 runs in 44 balls (Nasir Jamshed 34, Younis Khan 17, Ex 1) Pakistan: 100 runs in 15.5 overs (96 balls), Extras 1 Drinks: Pakistan - 106/1 in 17.0 overs (Nasir Jamshed 64, Younis Khan 24) Power Play 3: Overs 21.1 - 26.0 Pakistan: 150 runs in 30.4 overs (186 balls), Extras 4 Drinks: Pakistan - 161/4 in 33.0 overs (Mohammad Yousuf 13, Misbah-ul-Haq 14) Pakistan: 200 runs in 41.3 overs (253 balls), Extras 7 6th Wicket: 50 runs in 48 balls (Mohammad Yousuf 16, Shahid Afridi 37, Ex 0) Match Scorer: Binoy George |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1732 Registered: Oct-07 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuKHRdSbE00 BOOM BOOM AFRIDI IN 2nd odi pak vs zimbabwe 2008 |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1782 Registered: Oct-07 | This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a mcdonald's fast-food establishment in florida... And they hired him because he was so honest and funny! Name: greg bulmash Sex: not yet. Still waiting for the right person. Desired position: company's president or vice president. But seriously, whatever's available. If i was in a position to be picky, i wouldn't be applying here in the first place. Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a michael ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. Education: yes. Last position held: target for middle management hostility. Salary: less than i'm worth. Most notable achievement: my incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. Reason for leaving: it sucked. Hours available to work: any. Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 p.M., Monday, tuesday, and thursday. Do you have any special skills?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. May we contact your current employer?: If i had one, would i be here? Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting up to 50 lbs?: Of what? Do you have a car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?" Have you received any special awards or recognition?: I may already be a winner of the publishers clearing house sweepstakes. Do you smoke?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. What would you like to be doing in five years?: Living in the bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks i'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, i'd like to be doing that now. Do you certify that the above is true and complete to the best of your knowledge?: Yes. Absolutely. Sign here: aries. |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartDESIFTA .co.nr Post Number: 713 Registered: Oct-06 | ooooooo hahahahahha what a dumb @ss | |
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Bronze Member Username: Jaz06Post Number: 56 Registered: Nov-06 | Happy Republics Day India!!! | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1828 Registered: Oct-07 | Pakistan vs Zimbabwe special moments 3rd odi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOcImbPZg8 |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1829 Registered: Oct-07 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52eNGKS969c afrdi's sixes |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1830 Registered: Oct-07 | mohmamad yousaf's wicket http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RkQfYeyjWA |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1861 Registered: Oct-07 | when is next match.. is it tonight or tomorrow | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1912 Registered: Oct-07 | Blood Group Ek bar ek aadmi apni bibi ke saath Doctor ke yeha chala gaya. Check-up ke dauran Doctor ne puchha: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Patient Bola: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo p*ee rahi hai....  |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1955 Registered: Oct-07 | Presentation Ceremony Aus Inn Twenty20 Aus v Ind Melbourne http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpF2yrHAvUA |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartDESIFTA .co.nr Post Number: 739 Registered: Oct-06 | poor Indians will the Australian's better practice cuz next matches with PAKISTAN | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartDESIFTA .co.nr Post Number: 740 Registered: Oct-06 | Also Shoibe Akhtar is back from India and is ready to play cricket | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 1957 Registered: Oct-07 | after winning pakistan against zimbabwe hope they win the last one too against zimbabwe to make 5-0 will give pakistan great confidence against australia..pakistan has good batting players.. they need shoaib and asif... to be fit in those matches.. so pakistan can play at their best.. | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartDESIFTA .co.nr Post Number: 744 Registered: Oct-06 | yes and asif is back and fit also umer gul is back these players can cause real damage to aus and f*ck them up lol | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2003 Registered: Oct-07 | An insect falls into a mug of beer.... Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out. American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away. Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. |
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Gold Member Username: Dude123Www. CrazyFTA .com Post Number: 1980 Registered: Jul-06 | So far: Zimbabwe 120/5 (30.5 ov) |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartDESIFTA .co.nr Post Number: 814 Registered: Oct-06 | THEY LOST 5-0 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2008 Registered: Oct-07 | yahooo |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartDESIFTA .co.nr Post Number: 834 Registered: Oct-06 | Australia better watch out | |
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Silver Member Username: Way2smartDESIFTA .co.nr Post Number: 838 Registered: Oct-06 | and show up | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2057 Registered: Oct-07 | AAJ MAIN OOPER AASMA NEECHAY Guddu Gana GA Raha Tha.... AAJ MAIN OOPER AASMA NEECHAY..... To Pappu Ne Guddu ko Bohat mara... Bhala Q ? ? ? ? Q K Aasma Pappu KI bahan ka naam tha.......... |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2084 Registered: Oct-07 | hi sat grl desi dhage is up and rolling... its just missing you  |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2106 Registered: Oct-07 | Indian Explains The Word F**k hilliorious stuff.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaoYx2gJVE |
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 7960 Registered: Jun-06 | Indo-Pakistani (Hindi/Urdu and English channels.)
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 7963 Registered: Jun-06 | The Indo-Pakistani channel list posted above is for 61.5W. | |
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New member Username: Desi_bhaiPost Number: 2 Registered: Feb-08 | App sabhi kou Desi_Bhai ka salam. App sabhi kou dhek kar moujhai bahut acha leg reha hai. I wasn't sure that are so many brotherns and their sisterns are already on this website. App sabhi ka bhai (Kya karo Shadi jou hou gayi hai.), Desi_Bhai |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlOuTa yeh DuniyA Post Number: 1436 Registered: Oct-07 | awww.sada im missin u too..im missing everyone at desi dhaaga...im sorry i was very bz for a while..but aap log kaise hain? |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2125 Registered: Oct-07 | haha desi bhai funny.. welcome to desi dhage.. sat grl good to see you here.. |
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Gold Member Username: Way2smartWww.desifta.tk Post Number: 1174 Registered: Oct-06 | Come to desifta.tk to continue the desi dhaage | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2176 Registered: Oct-07 | Seven Wonders 4 women The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2179 Registered: Oct-07 | Weak Lady Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day. |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2200 Registered: Oct-07 |  sharukh khan (female version) |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlOuTa yeh DuniyA Post Number: 1449 Registered: Oct-07 | HAHHAHAHA...lmao soo funny | |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2212 Registered: Oct-07 | sat grl kia hal chal heinn.. geo agg tv kesa hai.. i am planning to move my dish... let me know.. |
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Gold Member Username: KirankumarKenya Post Number: 1484 Registered: Oct-07 | Bhaio aur behno aur cycle ki chaino, pata nahin ke ye forum pe kya ho raha hai,magar sab jo madad karne wale hai unko bhagaya ja raha hai,aur jasti khote aur bachche yahan par aate hai.kisi ko madad karo to kehte hai ke hum spam kar rahe hain.sala abhi to mera ye dimark kaam nahin karta |
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Gold Member Username: Saqeeb9000Post Number: 2226 Registered: Oct-07 | african calm down... and read my jokes.. that's why i have this thread to relief tension |
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New member Username: Jai_maharastraPost Number: 3 Registered: Feb-08 | Whatever happened to 622 (Zpunjabi)and 623 (Zguju) channels? it is showing something else...whats needs to be changed? ir updated in the channel/sat setup? please help | |
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Gold Member Username: SatgrlOuTa yeh DuniyA Post Number: 1450 Registered: Oct-07 | sada bas sab teek tak hai geo aur aag is good channel laykin i hate khabrain lol...oh i c aap dish change kar rahain hain..good idea;)...aur aap sub logh kaise hain? | |
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Silver Member Username: FrobiPost Number: 193 Registered: Aug-06 | Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green ' Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready' The manager said, 'Go ahead.' Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.' Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have |
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Gold Member Username: NydasPost Number: 8121 Registered: Jun-06 | Subject: Proof that Valentine Day is Indian You may have read this before, but it's worth a Smile again!!! Proof that Valentine Day is Indian A bit of interesting Indian History! Do you want to know the true story of an origin of "Valentines Day"? Get the real scoop below. Not-withstanding, what nonsense you've been told by the media, the truth is that the Valentine Day was originated in India, and to top it, in * ** Gujarat** *- a state of Mahatma Gandhi who preached love, peace and non-violence. Read further for the facts that have been hidden from the pages of history so far. Here it is: Well, it is well known what the people in Gujarat are like, especially the Patel men folk. It is a known fact that they (*Patels*) don't treat the opposite sex (their *Patalanis*) with respect; some of the firebrand members of the opposite sex (wives) thought they deserved better. One fine day, one brave *Patalani *(Patel lady - her name is unfortunately lost in oblivion), had enough of *"Atyachar"( Torture)* perpetrated on her, by her husband, and then she finally chose to rebel by beating up her husband with a *Velan*...Yeah, the same Velan with which she made chapattis for him everyday; only this time, instead of the dough, it was the husband who was flattened like a chapatti, albeit an oblong one. This was a momentous occasion for all the Gujarati women and a revolt soon spread, like a wild fire, with several housewives beating up their, bad as well as good, husbands with Velan; and there was an outburst of moaning chapattis all over Anand and Ahmedabad. The *Patel* men folk learnt their lesson and behaved a bit better with their *Patalani* partners. However, there was no putting down the burgeoning feminist spirit of the times, and the beatings continued incessantly. Eventually the Patel Men-folk started improving and the frequency of the beating was reduced to once a month -usually towards the middle of the month, so that they would remain "disciplined" . Further improvement in the Patel men-folk reduced the need to more of an annual ritual, to ensure that the *Patlanis* can demonstrate the "Credible Threat"; least the men-folk forget and get back to their olden ways. And so each year that day (Middle of February, i.e.14th) the womenfolk, if only gingerly and lovingly, as a token gesture, beat up their husbands to commemorate that eventful day, which had contributed substantially to better their lot. The men folk also submitted to this, in good humor, since they didn't really get beaten up other days of the year. The entire ritual soon became a caring and loving affair, with wives having the satisfaction of beating up their husbands, their husbands cringing in mock fear and pain, and the guys having the supreme joy of submitting to the whims of the women they loved. This custom continued for many years, even when the British occupied India. As Gujarat fell more and more under the influence of Western Culture and language, some of the more fashionable and educated women, sometimes wearing leather boots and clothes (this even created a fad for leather *Velans* for a short time, but it soon passed, as they could not use them to make chapattis) on that day appeared with a *Velan* in hand, and called out to their husbands *"Velan time"* before starting off. The British noticed this, and they were quite amused and endeared by the peculiar ritual. They also saw it for what it really was, i.e. a manifestation of love, not of hate. The ritual soon spread to Britain and many other Western countries, specifically, the catch words *"Velan time"* Of course in their foreign mouths, it was bastardized to *"Velan tine"* and then to *"Velantine" .* And from that day onwards, 14th of February, since it was indeed that day that 400 years ago an irate *Gujarati Patalani* housewife nearly committed manslaughter, came to be known as Valentine's Day. The custom of hitting with Velans died a natural death as more modern (and lethal) equipment was made available to Gujju Girls with the advent of time and technology, but 14th of Feb still stands as a symbol of undying and universal love. -* Reported By A Velan-wielding Patelani (Patel Lady)** * And we thought otherwise... ....*Jo to, kevu kare che.....bahu loi piye che! Maar ene velan!* * * *Careful with those velans!!!!!! !!!!*** |
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Bronze Member Username: JustinfluffPost Number: 20 Registered: May-06 | Dear Bahiyo, Can you pleas help me?? My satellite is not working for about 2 months now :-(. I have Satcruiser DST 101+. I got the newest software from skyfiles.net. The person who installed for me is telling me to buy the new receiver but he is asking like 450 dollars for it. Is any of you located in Edmonton? You can also send me a private message, if you can help me. I wanna watch indian channels, its been very boring for long time now :-( Thanks in advance for your help! |
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Silver Member Username: DrmunnaPost Number: 302 Registered: Oct-07 | justin all sats are up but i have no idea about satcruisers receivers, better idea to go at any fta site and ask for updates under satcruiser forums.... most card less receivers are under $200 just to let you know.. |
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Bronze Member Username: JustinfluffPost Number: 21 Registered: May-06 | Thanks Munna, Do you know of any person in Edmonton, from who I can get the nFusion receiver?? thx |
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Gold Member Username: Way2smartWww.desifta.tk Post Number: 1232 Registered: Oct-06 | [link removed] is now open....come and register....who ever was a member must register again......thank you and enjoy the site and give suggestions in suggestion section and tell us how we can improve this site....... and justin fluff ask theOne(wes786) at crazfta . com he is at the same place as you so ask him |
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