Silver Member Username: PhuktupbassheadPhoenix, Arizona United State... Post Number: 541 Registered: May-05 | Ok... There's a father and son driving down the highway... They get hit by a semitruck. During the accident, the father is decapitated! He's DEAD! However, the little boy is in critical condition, so they airvac him to the hospital. They wheel him into the operating room as fast as they can... The surgeon looks at the kid and says, "Wait. I can't operate on this child... THAT'S MY SON!" Who is the surgeon? (about < 15% of people ever get this on the first try) |
Silver Member Username: JohnfiacIL USA Post Number: 662 Registered: Mar-06 | His other g@y dad? was he adopted....lol... he was a orphan who was adopted by fudge packers |
Gold Member Username: FrkkevinLake Worth, Texas US Post Number: 1283 Registered: Nov-05 | the guy that was decapitated was the father of the surgeon.. whom happened to be the father of the son who was in critical condition.. the guy who got killed was simply a grandfather.. thats not that hard lol |
Silver Member Username: ShortysetniesRock Vegas, NC US Post Number: 374 Registered: Mar-06 | Technically you didn't say the father that got decapitated was the father OF the son, you just said a father and a son so, he could be anyone's father... |
Silver Member Username: JohnfiacIL USA Post Number: 665 Registered: Mar-06 | i just thought about it again to... the father who was decapitated, was a father to some completely other person not even relating to them, while the surgeon was the surviving(son) father. The guy who died simply could have been a father to you for all we know!!! but actually if u think about it, with what was stated originally as the question\joke with the limited information.... all of this that was said in this topic could be true.... pWnaGe |
Gold Member Username: FrkkevinLake Worth, Texas US Post Number: 1285 Registered: Nov-05 | i like my explanation better .. why would some kid be riding with some random guy anyway .. or maybe it wasn't a guy.. perhaps it was his transvestite mother |
Silver Member Username: Gavbo211IL US Post Number: 256 Registered: Jan-05 | The mom is the surgeon. thats the easiest question ive ever heard. and no offense guys.. but ur answers are ridiculous lol. |
Silver Member Username: JohnfiacIL USA Post Number: 671 Registered: Mar-06 | its ecoustic what kind of answers did u expect to get back? |
Gold Member Username: Safe_crackerChicago, IL US Post Number: 1673 Registered: Jan-06 | I am surprised you FCKERS got that far! LMFAO.... Polo. |
Bronze Member Username: Dmm2005Warrenton/Raleigh, North Carolina USA Post Number: 60 Registered: Aug-06 | i still say the father is a catholic priest who kidnapped the little boy lol |
Gold Member Username: James1115Ct Post Number: 6876 Registered: Dec-04 | hahaha nice answer's guy's |
Gold Member Username: Extrmndor3Chicago, Ill Us Post Number: 2155 Registered: Feb-06 | the surgeon use to fak alot like around 10 times each day every time wiht a diferent woman witout a rubber, so he got alot of kids wat happen to be that kid he gave it to the guy that was decapitated. so the surgeon its the man he got laid alot of times. and finally he saw his son. dude it wasnt too hard |
Gold Member Username: Matt12490The biggity biggity BAY, California USA Post Number: 1375 Registered: May-05 | ^desperite attempt to be funny |
Gold Member Username: James1115Ct Post Number: 6911 Registered: Dec-04 | lol |
Gold Member Username: Extrmndor3Chicago, Ill Us Post Number: 2156 Registered: Feb-06 | its a f act matt so keep it real man |
Gold Member Username: Basshead86Try Google Post Number: 7194 Registered: Aug-05 | i agree with Gavin, it is the mom....? lol |
Gold Member Username: James1115Ct Post Number: 6929 Registered: Dec-04 | lol Muddy! |
Gold Member Username: RedlinerWilmington, Ma Post Number: 2707 Registered: Jun-05 | well technically it could be a g#y couple and there could be 2 fathers so therefore one father is dead and then your left with another father lol but no it is the mother to easy lol |
New member Username: BreakoutPhoenix, Arizona U.S.A Post Number: 2 Registered: Oct-06 | The Surgeon is his Mother |
Silver Member Username: WingmanalivePine hill, Nj US Post Number: 585 Registered: Jun-06 | This can't possibly keep going on.....please agree with me world..... |
Silver Member Username: PhuktupbassheadPhoenix, Arizona United State... Post Number: 542 Registered: May-05 | Congratulations: Gavin!!! Muddy, Charlie, and Steve... you were right too, but it really doesn't count. The answer is so obvious, that once someone says it... you're basically a retard if you still keep looking for a more logical explanation! (no offense to all the retards, of course) lol You guys want another? |
Silver Member Username: MixmastaspigCanada, Canada Canada Post Number: 822 Registered: Sep-05 | yeah keep em coming I knew that one though..lol ***********Hmmm..hows about THIS************************** A man and his wife run out of gas on the side of the road so the man goes to get gas and he locks the door with his sleeping wifr inside(night time). He's gone for about 2 hours or so comes back his wife is DEAD, doors are still locked and there in someone else in the vehicle.... how did this happen? who is that other person (no the wife didnt get out of the car to let someone in and locked the doorsd behind her) |
Gold Member Username: MixneffectOrangevale, Ca. USA Post Number: 1112 Registered: Apr-05 | His wife gave birth and died in the process, hence the other person in the car. |
Gold Member Username: RedlinerWilmington, Ma Post Number: 2755 Registered: Jun-05 | could be anyone and just got pissed off at her and killed her but ya mixneffect ur answer is good but theres to many possibilities cause it never said that there was just them 2 so it could be a kid there could have been a gun in the back and he was playing with it and just shot it and acidentally hit her theres to many answers lol not trying to ruin it |