My FTA receiver wasn't working (freezing) so I thought I'd warm it up. I got the jumper cables out and hooked up a 12 Volt battery from my tractor. Once I connected them to my FTA the sparks flew and knocked me back into the TV tube where it exploded as my head hit hard. I swung around so hard I knocked over a vase onto the porch which fell killing my 5 hounds underneath.
we... the FTA still don't work and the TV is gone but I see two teddybears skating backwards on a peanutbutter sandwich in my microwave now.
Homer J Simpson
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No, no, no...thats all wrong, I thinked you switched the wires around, instead of a 12 volt, next time use a 36 volt. YEESH..idiot, next time think, use a 36....
Cletis
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Dangit......yall a bunch of rednekcs.......yer sposed to piss all over your dog while tickling his balls and pointin at the tele and then shell work maty fine....
@OJ Simpson...I found your wife under my bed, and I thought she was a chink, so I pissed and shiite on her and she tried to eat it...WTF is wrong with you people?..ROTF
Astroturf
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you talk like a poor eccuse for a human being and have the balls to ask what is wrong with us